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Ryan CrawCour

@ryan.crawcour.social
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Pākehā in Tāmaki Makaurau, Aotearoa. Manipulator of 1s & 0s while building "the cloud" Bikes, Beer, BBQ... Do all good things in life start with the letter B? Posts are my own.

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 11h
Alternative billboard hoardings are stepping up their game. Gotta say, nailed it. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 11h
GULP NOT HDPA AND SOPER TOO!!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 11h
Wonder if he’d care now that he’s lost Hosking. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 19h
"he repeatedly refused to answer whether he would pick the phone up if he needed the party to be prime minister." & "an untenable land tax" & "the question didn't need an answer." the Chris flipflop has begun OPP have already ditched their "untenable land tax" they've said so #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine coming 3rd in a 2 person debate, and this is your response. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 06/10/2026
#nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 06/10/2026
A vote for The Opportunist Party is a 50/50 vote for NAT ACT & NZF. Why take the chance? All their policies they haven’t already ditched are weaker or worse versions of what Greens have already and at least you know Greens have values and won’t jump in to bed with just anybody. ✅✅ #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 06/10/2026
Ummmmmm, it’s ONLY JUST OCTOBER FFS!!!!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 06/10/2026
So Labour & Greens are CLOSE to being able to form a govt on their own based on these results. How do we convince people eyeing The Opportunist Party that if they want a progressive left-leaning party there already is one, Greens, they don't have to gamble on a trojan horse. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 29/09/2026
#nzpol ✅✅
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Monday morning pocket frenz.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 25/09/2026
All that 🐢 🤿 made me thirsty
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 25/09/2026
It’s awful here. #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 25/09/2026
This will do 🍹 #rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sciencing the heck out of this
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 25/09/2026
Just me, and a turtle (and the guy holding the camera) 🤿🐢 #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 25/09/2026
Just me swimming with a turtle 🤿🐢 #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 24/09/2026
Found another one of these “little” guys 🤿🐢 #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 24/09/2026
also found a LOT of coral 🤿🪸🐠 #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 24/09/2026
I also found a ship. Well, what’s left of a ship. 🤿 #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 24/09/2026
Today I found some GIANT fish. 🐟 🤿 #Rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 23/09/2026
I found a turtle. #rarotonga 🤿🐢
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 23/09/2026
I went for a paddle. #rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 23/09/2026
I persevered. Found it.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 22/09/2026
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 21/09/2026
It’s terrible here. #rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 20/09/2026
Time to go find some turtles 🤿 #rarotonga
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 20/09/2026
Someone came along and stole all the water overnight. Still pretty though.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 20/09/2026
It’s the worst of all the options proposed
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 20/09/2026
They’ve picked the worst approach out of all the ones featured in the report they commissioned years ago. Doing the bare minimum. Again. Guess that’s today’s Labour Party in a nutshell.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 20/09/2026
*sigh^ When will Labour get rid of Hipkins!?!?! But I’m starting to think it’s not just a problem with Hipkins. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 19/09/2026
Right. Goodbye Aotearoa. See you in a week. If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be here, somewhere.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 19/09/2026
I have soooooo many questions.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 18/09/2026
Found the perfect t-shirt for Ed Sheeran.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve been looking for this album for about 3 years and haven’t been able to find a copy at a reason price, and then today, at a popup record sale I found it for $40 and it’s MINT. I’m a little bit excited about having this on wax!!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 18/09/2026
I mean I already wasn’t going to watch, and further enrich a terrible transphobe, but this fucking arrogant response from her makes me want to DOUBLE NOT watch it. The world needs less horrible transphobes and fewer arrogant billionaires
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 17/09/2026
So Chris, how are those future coalition negotiations going so far? #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 17/09/2026
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 16/09/2026
So which is it? Are they doing it, or just promising to think about it, before the election, while tanking in the polls, and then blame their coalition partners for not doing it, again? #nzpol #canttrustanat
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 14/09/2026
Hey Jago, let's be crystal fucking clear here, your "young men" were underage boys. CHILDREN. They were not men. You're a pedophile. And fuck you Stuff for parroting this bullshit and not calling him the pedo he is. Disgusting.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 12/09/2026
I can just about see your car
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 12/09/2026
Room with a view
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 12/09/2026
#nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 11/09/2026
That'll do
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 11/09/2026
Time to get the pizza oven cranking
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 11/09/2026
This is the way to end the week.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 10/09/2026
Just to keep the record straight. Remember this when Willis tries to tell you about Labour's "recklessness" and how they saddled generations with debt. note: they didn't, but they did borrow to save lives and jobs and keep businesses alive in a pandemic, not to fund their tax cuts. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 10/09/2026
My timeline right now I mean i couldn't have planned this any better when i think about my reaction to Hipkins WEAKENING policy on climate-change ...... He really is just Chris, wearing a red tie, instead of a blue tie. #nzpol
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, FUCK OFF Seymour, nearly 92% of the country thinks you can take your anti-Māori rhetoric and fuck right off. but i guess Luxon will fold to this as-well and blame it on MMP #nzpol
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