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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like John Ennis playing a doofus hippie in a 1990s Mr. Show Sketch.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I like how much he overexplains the non-bulletproof characteristics of a tent.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
According to his logic, he can’t deny it.
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What’s going on with Mitch McConnell? Most Americans have to justify missing one day of work.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Before I was old enough to go to Kings Island by myself, I would go with my parents, who insisted on leaving the park for dinner, driving to a nearby Bill Knapp’s, then returning to the park. I hated the loss of ride time, and eventually convinced them to stay at the park. Now I feel kinda guilty…
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can’t get over how much that guy looks like Monty Python’s Terry Jones in a fat suit. It seems inconceivable his appearance isn’t solely for comedic effect.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’ve never seen it verified, but I’m convinced the third song of the second set was a reference to Tony Twist, the infamous Blues enforcer from the 90s. With any other band, it’d just be coincidence, but Trey knows his hockey, I can say that.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yeah, people tend to not like things that fucking suck.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I look forward to his forthcoming CLE: “The Disciplinary Committee is making me tell all of you what a shit-stain I am.” It’s pre-approved for 1.0 credit hour of professional responsibility.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Learning he was so high on himself as a weather reporter was the ultimate kicker here.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
AI slop version of fire sale dollar store caffeine free diet Phish
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Drafting requests for admission to be propounded on Patel would be as much fun as legal work ever gets.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
But we can still get mad when a poor person buys soda with SNAP benefits, right?
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How is he going to meet the Sullivan standard when any reasonable person already has actual malice against against him?
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’m guessing one of the screening questions wasn’t, “Have you ever spoken in public?”
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
All’s well that ends well!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
More people turned out to see Spinal Tap embark on their “Jazz Odyssey.”
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Great, now in addition to making me feel poor, Phish Mexico also makes me feel old!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
His album Charisma is a throw-down, too.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Howard Stern as “King of All Media” doesn’t sound so bad in comparison right now.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It’s a good thing overall that BlueSky doesn’t have a laugh reaction, but every so often, like this for example, I wish it did.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I struggle with this, and even as I type that, a part of me is fighting to justify it as some ingenious life hack. I became a parent in my 40s, and I have to think being largely unaccountable to anyone but a partner and employer up until then contributes to this phenomenon.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This is almost certainly the first time a sizable number of these goons have ever been called “brilliant” in their lives.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Thanks for sharing this. The halcyon days of the AV Club supporting a killer stable of writers seem so unreal and unlikely right now. I loved your Phish/ICP book, and I’ll have to get the new one.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The greatest line Joseph Heller never wrote.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s the “forthwith” that’ll really get their attention.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Not to say that having thrown a punch makes one virtuous, but it’s so painfully obvious he’s never thrown a punch or ever put his own person on the line.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You need to pay tribute to the dirtbag dude who came with no funds whatsoever, but is playing the same shitty metal riff for the 112th time on a guitar and rig he could never hope to afford.
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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This 👇🏻 bsky.app/profile/adam...
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ha, is “Roller Skating Child” not your jam?
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Is he somehow unaware of Stevie Wonder’s masterful 5-album streak in the early-mid 1970s?
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It’s too bad there’s no way to ever figure out what someone said in Spanish.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Epstein Island is along the way to so many destinations. The man and his family simply grabbed some lunch as they were passing through!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
One of the GOATs!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I thought Johnson used an app to prevent this from happening.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I saw the scant reporting on this and hoped TMZ jumped too quickly on a hoax, but more media has since confirmed, very sadly. She was so awesome.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovino wasn’t demoted. He’s just leaving Minneapolis to spend more time with his Nazi memorabilia collection.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
No worries, my coffee is just kicking in. These days I defend evictions with Legal Aid, and have more appreciation for what defense counsel was doing in those cases, and also appreciate your civil response. Solidarity during this moment; we’re on the same side in the larger fight!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I practiced plaintiff-side PI for 15 years; I wasn’t a vulture. No system is perfect, but it’s indisputable that the contingency fee has allowed access to justice for many people who otherwise wouldn’t have a voice.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Being disinvited to the Honeycomb Hideout must be so embarrassing!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He looks like a haunted doll.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They say the sound of vaginas drying up upon him saying this could be heard from coast to coast.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Admittedly, I’m a total child, but ROKR’s wooden marble run sets are an absolute joy to assemble.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I drank a couple out of curiosity when these were sold. Taste-wise, it wasn’t repulsive, but it definitely wasn’t remarkable, and it hardly justified its visual gimmick or overall existence.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Zodiac!
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The idea that any political appointees to this administration reached their perches through objective merit is pure comedy gold.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Hopefully it’s not just platinum-priced Epstein files when you get in there.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’m working on getting to 100% on all of the R&Cs available on the PS2 and PS3. It’s such a fantastic franchise, endlessly replayable.
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
When I quote a typo-ridden argument from opposing counsel in my brief, I call it a “[sic] burn.”
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ryan-harrell.bsky.social @ryan-harrell.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I went to college in the mid-late 90s in southwestern Ohio. Safety/Doorknob was ubiquitous there.
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