Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Naked people. Apparently. I haven't researched this but yeah. Like everything. 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Whenever I eat crawfish I have to constantly remind myself not to touch near my eyes. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I haven't used bluesky that much but apparently there's newdies here? 110
Reposted by Randy K!the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026listening to the new rolling stones album and fell down the Bill Wyman rabbit hole; good luck to anyone trying to parse this. 4275
Reposted by Randy K!the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The people for whom Rupert Giles became their new and improved John Avery Whittaker ...that's who I post for 5283
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My boy said "macchacheese" for Mac n cheese when he was little 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026We lost our little corgi, Bingo. She got loose and a truck just didn't see her. Kids took it pretty hard. She was a great pupper. 210
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The house we bought this year has no central a/c. It had a couple of window units, one thats pretty old. The other week it started tripping the breaker. Today the wife and I installed a new window unit in one of the rooms. Summer in Oklahoma sucks. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I haven't done a big brisket in a while. I frankly can't afford them. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I used to deliver parts for Lockheed at Tinker AFB. I saw all those AWACS everyday, brought tons of crap for them. This makes me really mad honestly 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My youngest is doing his 1st soccer games today. They lost the early one. They haven't scored a goal yet on this one but they are tenacious 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My youngest is now in soccer. He keeps picking his ball up with his hands. But he's a fast little dude. 220
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026That should be a new shirt. Don't go on the internet Goodmovie.substack.com 000
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My dog ran away at doggy daycare today. We spent hours looking for her. We're in the midst of moving. I had mostly given up hope. She reappeared at the daycare. We sped down there. She was running around, scared and muddy. We managed to get her in our car. Daycare guys washed her up. What a day. 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 16/02/2026My dog is missing and I'm trying to move and I've been sick. Ughh 000
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Starting the process of moving houses with ice and snow still on the ground is rough. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026When my kid started Strattera (which they have now moved on from) his first day at school was like a 180 on his behaviors. It was crazy 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I think they need to reboot Kim's Convenience and show it on every station, channel, and streaming service 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 16/01/2026@wintermute115.bsky.social is that a Jem'Hadar!?! 100
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The Chief is a reasonable man. He doesn't want ICE near them. I work at a daycare. There's 2 more in the same area. ICE being there would be horrendous 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026So there's this warehouse that used to be a Big Lots hub near where I work. It shut down last year. There's talk of ICE wanting to build a concentration camp there. The problem is, it's less than a mile from the HQ of the Choctaw Nation. Incidentally, I work for the Nation. 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Slightly diminish a band: Hard of Hearing Leppard 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Guys I went on a date with this really pretty lady. I think it went well! 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Is he thinking of the Klingon Bird of Prey spaceships? 021
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.media.tenor.comtwo men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "ALT: two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism " 120
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I've been bullying local Hitler youth Lane Brown for a couple of months. He hasn't responded yet but I'm hopeful. 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 07/12/2025It's so obvious that they are told to hold this line from Trump, Vance, and Johnson. They think it protects them for some reason. But to me it's like when someone didn't do the required reading in class and they just look dumb 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025A movie that takes place where you're from Hey it's South Louisiana but it counts.media.tenor.coma man holding a cup with the words now that 's what i call high quality h2oALT: a man holding a cup with the words now that 's what i call high quality h2o 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/11/2025My favorite was grok saying Elon could beat Joe Biden in a poop eating contest 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 19/11/2025We went through this special program to even get a chance at a loan and they have their own specific things for inspection. So I'm hoping they will say, no, tearing that wall down will be a bad idea. Haha 110
