Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I haven't used bluesky that much but apparently there's newdies here? 110
Reposted by Randy K!the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026listening to the new rolling stones album and fell down the Bill Wyman rabbit hole; good luck to anyone trying to parse this. 4275
Reposted by Randy K!the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The people for whom Rupert Giles became their new and improved John Avery Whittaker ...that's who I post for 5283
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026My boy said "macchacheese" for Mac n cheese when he was little 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026We lost our little corgi, Bingo. She got loose and a truck just didn't see her. Kids took it pretty hard. She was a great pupper. 210
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The house we bought this year has no central a/c. It had a couple of window units, one thats pretty old. The other week it started tripping the breaker. Today the wife and I installed a new window unit in one of the rooms. Summer in Oklahoma sucks. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I haven't done a big brisket in a while. I frankly can't afford them. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026My youngest is doing his 1st soccer games today. They lost the early one. They haven't scored a goal yet on this one but they are tenacious 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My youngest is now in soccer. He keeps picking his ball up with his hands. But he's a fast little dude. 220
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My dog ran away at doggy daycare today. We spent hours looking for her. We're in the midst of moving. I had mostly given up hope. She reappeared at the daycare. We sped down there. She was running around, scared and muddy. We managed to get her in our car. Daycare guys washed her up. What a day. 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 16/02/2026My dog is missing and I'm trying to move and I've been sick. Ughh 000
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Starting the process of moving houses with ice and snow still on the ground is rough. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I think they need to reboot Kim's Convenience and show it on every station, channel, and streaming service 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 16/01/2026@wintermute115.bsky.social is that a Jem'Hadar!?! 100
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026So there's this warehouse that used to be a Big Lots hub near where I work. It shut down last year. There's talk of ICE wanting to build a concentration camp there. The problem is, it's less than a mile from the HQ of the Choctaw Nation. Incidentally, I work for the Nation. 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Slightly diminish a band: Hard of Hearing Leppard 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Guys I went on a date with this really pretty lady. I think it went well! 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.media.tenor.comtwo men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "ALT: two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism " 120
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I've been bullying local Hitler youth Lane Brown for a couple of months. He hasn't responded yet but I'm hopeful. 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025A movie that takes place where you're from Hey it's South Louisiana but it counts.media.tenor.coma man holding a cup with the words now that 's what i call high quality h2oALT: a man holding a cup with the words now that 's what i call high quality h2o 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025We're close to making an offer on a house. This has been many years in the making, and a ton of the work has been done by my wife. Mostly because I'm stupid about any of it. 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Oh Twitter. Not posting the whole post from the first guy cause y'all get it, right? 000
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/09/2025My cousin's husband killed himself last night. He was always a funny, happy guy. When I was a kid he would make me laugh all the time. I'm sad and a bit lost. 100
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I used to read a lot of web comics. It's mostly just Questionable Content now. Is Sluggy Freelance still a thing? Penny Arcade (I've heard they went nuts)? 100
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I was married for the 1st time today in 2002. Since I grew up Southern Baptist that means this is the anniversary of my first time dancing. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I was very young and had Superman underoos with the cape and all. My parents were having a party. I decided to dress up as Superman, and since his underwear was on the outside I just pulled down my pants halfway. Ran around the house yelling "I'm Superman!" 000
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 15/07/2025We had some training on child abuse and how to spot signs of it. On babies. With pictures. It was very awful and I wanted to punch every adult that did those terrible things. 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 10/07/2025We have this training for work every year for all the daycare/HeadStart workers who are employed by the Choctaw Nation. It's a week long event in the ballroom of the Choctaw casino. They feed us pretty well. 100
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Tried making a simple homemade pasta sauce. Was pretty good, maybe a bit too much tomato taste. But good for a 1st time 010
Reposted by Randy K!Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2025"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine 2752521196
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Did some light protesting. Felt good to yell and see that not everyone in this dumb town are MAGA 000
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I got like 4 hours of sleep last night cause my kids were being insane. Gonna head to sleep early and maybe drug the children 110
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Made some pork tacos with some pickled onions, so good 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Ugh. Got a written warning at work for "insubordination". I close our kitchen, and there's a checklist I follow. I missed a couple of things a few times over the past 2 months. 100
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 10/05/2025We quoted Star Wars and Princess Bride. And walked out to the Star Wars celebration music 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 07/05/2025We have to break my youngest boys heart tonight. It's gonna be awful. 210
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/05/2025My ex-wife, whom I haven't seen in almost 20 years, turns 44 today. I honestly only remember her birthday cause it's Cinco De Mayo. 020
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Me and the boy almost twinning on the way to church 020
Reposted by Randy K!Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/10/2024Always repostin' 833262456
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I've been working through an online program relearning python coding. And I still suck at it 010
Randy K! @rwkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Youngest kiddo is having some dental surgery kind of stuff tomorrow. He's a tough little dude so I'm sure he'll be fine. But you know, prayers and good thoughts and all that. 010
