Reposted by Rutskarnwhere the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026went on a level 1 dungeon delve with a new party i met at the pub and im about to lose my fucking mind. the sexy panel 1 elf keeps stumbling into treasure chests and pressing on every loose tile imaginable. they don't have that shit here man. we're clearing out rats from the church basement 17415
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When I can't imagine a good ending, I take it as an opportunity to add some layers to the character. What's stopping them from finding something good in life? Are they really a prisoner of their bad circumstances, or is it just easier to believe they are? Are they truly irredeemable? 040
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's not universally true, but my rule of thumb for roleplaying is that if you're playing a character long term and you can't imagine a happy ending for them, that's a red flag for your own mental health. 160
Reposted by RutskarnCrushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore 15276561887
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Not criticizing how they spent their development resources, but customization doesn't seem to have been a priority. There's a a broad pool of races/settings/options which make the random operators look distinct, but if you've got a specific vision for your guy odds are you can't get there. 340
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026hey what's up with the lipsticks in zero company. why can you only make your mouth look like the paint job on a Volkswagen 1100
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So far by the grace of god, "Zero Company" has not been one of them 030
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026>Other Weapons. I don't know because I can't try them because I have to keep replaying this mission until I kill my enemies using a medical tool for breaking up kidney stones 080
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026GUIDE TO WEAPONS IN ZERO COMPANY: >Blaster Pistol. Favored by scoundrels and nerf-herders. Shoots warm piss, from a dick. Deals one-sixteenth points of a damage point and deletes a random file from your hard drive 2120
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026She cannot say a nice thing about him without coming off like she's giving her dasher a five star rating and the recommended tip 010
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026He's like the only motherfucker in this show for more than twenty seconds who is full-speed In Love[tm] and it griddles him like Waffle House every waking second 111
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026During the episode that literally takes place during his BACHELOR PARTY it's about him grappling with his intense feelings of dread, paranoia, frustration, and lust towards this woman who consumes him. Shiv is cheating on him that entire time and her storyline's about her career 130
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If you cut away every scene without Tom Haverford, you'd be like "that's a show about a guy who's losing his wife...or, perhaps, never had her." If you cut every scene but Shiv's you'd be like "I fast forward through every scene with her husband. It's like they just keep remembering he exists" 120
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Something I genuinely love about Succession is that every storyline Tom has in an episode basically comes back to Shiv, but he has no weight in her storylines whatsoever. It adds an interesting layer to their whole dynamic as characters. 160
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This song is lit. I love the Doobie Brothers. (drains plastic cup of merlot) What IS a "doobie" anyway 010
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So I looked it up and apparently Santana's opener for 2026 was The Doobie Brothers 220
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"I feel like it must suck to open for Santana, because people who go to his shows just like Santana" 120
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026@mumblesbot.bsky.social I need an expert witness to confirm or deny the following sentence 110
Reposted by RutskarnJoshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 14/08/2026As someone who is writing a column about art and resistance — when it comes to the expression and practice of politics — I do not think art is anything more than a tool for discussion. Seeing a movie, playing a game, buying a commercial product — these things are not praxis 513018
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not even as a power play, just the last thing he hears before the speargun racks is "oh shit chat it's Mr Beeaaaas—" 050
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I don't believe the world is going to end in the next five years, but if it did I guarantee you two things: that Mr Beast is going to try to become the king of humanity, and that he's going to be eaten by a seventeen year old who calls himself the Apocarizztic Bullionaire or something 1100
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Proximity audio's a fun trick in plenty of games, but Big Walk's the one that makes switching back to the Discord call feel like taking off a virtual reality headset. It is socially immersive and it's hard for me to say what the distinction is. 140
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I've only played an hour and a half of it, not nearly enough to unpack it, but Big Walk's getting something right that I haven't seen anyone get quite this right before. 340
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm not sure how much this influenced its reception, but I felt the game's mechanics let the story down a lot. The narrative was great, but I was sucking it through a coffee straw. I could have played a lot more of it if I had to play a lot less of it. 190
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Modestly expensive is located one half-step above "no longer cheap," which is as consistently ungood 040
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If they have been in business longer than sixteen months maximum and their thing is modestly expensive pizza, it is probably worth paying that at least once in a while 130
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Like there are always gonna be shitty pizza joints that slip through the cracks because they are a buck cheaper. But if you're charging a buck MORE, you really are going to have to make a very good pizza or you're fucking dead dude 100
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Do you like Detroit or Chicago? You a New York kinda guy? Can you even like STAND California style, ah-ha? Yeah it turns out these are all delicious dipshits. DO YOU THINK ANY REGION WILL ACCEPT SHIT PIZZA? IN A WORLD WHERE GOOD PIZZA EXISTS? ABSOUTELY NOT 151
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It's not the only thing that matters, but if the crust is good enough to eat by itself, you don't need to worry about what style it is. You do not need to strategically assess which toppings are going to going to taste nasty for no reason, these people are geniuses and they will leave those out 140
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My pizza hot take is that I've never, ever known a place to get the crust right and fuck up the rest 170
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026And in some ways the roguelite revolution just feels like that form factor, of more stuff rather than unique stuff, following that tail towards an increasingly claustrophobic efficiency 150
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026...which is an abandoned path of recreating the RPG experience which has long since given way to the other fork: Rogue, which traded the bespoke adventure element for endless generation and an unbroken content wheel. That's the ancestor of your Skyrim dungeons much more than any old adventure module 150
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Baldur's Gate III was a pretty successful alternative because it has such a rich verb list. You can throw, soak, burn, jump, steal, kick, talk. It's basically a kinetic Sierra adventure game... 140
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Your average room in a game like Dungeon Crawl Classics has so much weird, uniquely interactive shit going on in it which could only belong to that larger environment, but you can't really templatize that or tutorialize all the granular interactions without making a game that's JUST that. 140
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026As someone with an old school tabletop background, nearly all videogame dungeons feel this way to me. There's a whole mechanical / structural language to them which has been genericized over the course of thousands of repetitions, to the point none of it seems to belong to anything. 130
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I have no clue who Pavement are and I was skimming their article looking for anything I recognized, and this is all I spotted 111
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I actually googled "what do you do with a swollen battery" and the top result is like "put it in a lithium-ion fire and smoke containment bag if you have one" oh word? good shit 120
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fascinated by the idea that some alternate universe doppelganger is telling ChatGPT to make a Ghibli meme of me saying "happy birthday" for the fuckass group chat, as opposed to this blessed timeline, where I'm hand-bashing inscrutable in-jokes for a Discord server of five people 282
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Feels like everything that worked is going away. I figure the best we can do is figure out what kind of thing we want to exist, now, and do our best to make it real. 081
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It's hard for me to remember that joy is not selfish. Joy spreads. Seeing someone's joy reminds you what all this is for. 0120
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026At one point a character say something like "oh my god...these Nazis seem to have skinned themselves alive" except the stock skinless corpse mesh in the game isn't visibly a Nazi, so the circle's just full of regular skin-having Nazi corpse meshes with bird masks on to cover their faces 040
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026She said it like she was saying her doctor told her that she can't have her favorite food ever again 120
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Within about twenty minutes of starting one of our characters delivered the line, "the return of the Suiciders is a grave sign" 260
Rutskarn @rutskarn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My co-op partner and I have been playing the zombie spinoff of Sniper Elite, which is, no bullshit, called Zombie Army 4: Dead War. A review describes it as being "like a game you'd find in a Dave and Busters" and that is perfectly accurate 170