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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸

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SuperHero - Retired [👨🏼‍🚒] Saving the planet for other people's kids I include a typo in every post. If one gets thru without, it was by mistake

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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 7h
AI is able to combine facial topology under a tightly fitting mask with body size/type, and gait to reveal their identity for the next administration’s DOJ. “Following orders” will not be excuses.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On replay
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I saw you!
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Babies there have the right to life… until they’re born.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
… but HOT 🥵
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“San Diego, it’s German for whale’s vagina” - Ron Burgundy
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m here. It IS!!!
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New law: Any federal employee who denies entry to a federal facility to any member of Congress forfeits their pension.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A crop of your photo may get me kicked off BlueSky...
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gabriel Da Silva conspired in April of 2017 to doctor the photos he uploaded to Google Maps to make Trump's clubhouse look dingy...
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Democrat voters demand their candidates overtly state what their plans are. Unlike Republican voters who will accept a back room wink about what their true intentions are before an election. Rs can pretend to protect abortion rights, EPA regs, etc. assured that they'll get the right wing votes.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tomorrow is always a day away.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Done! ✊
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All polls are wrong. Some are useful.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Under Gaelic Rules, it's mandatory.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Slow down Tiger! It's just the bottom of the first inning...
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night..."
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Look sir. I now have an Only Fans page!"
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had my PCP drop me from his patient list because I hadn't made a Dr.'s appointment in over 3 years. (I got annual Haz Mat physicals at work and pilot physicals at the only FAA Dr. in town) MANY people don't routinely use healthcare. It's the luck/blessing of good health.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
… which is exactly the signal Xi was hoping for!
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the easiest ways to control people is to keep them exhausted. Crisis. Outrage. Crisis. Outrage. Crisis. Rest when you need to. Then get your ass back up. Exhaustion is human. Surrender is optional. 🗣️ #JulesUnfiltered
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A bit of advice to Bari Weiss. When nobody laughs at your joke, pivot away from the next line in your script that says "What isn't a joke..."
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Women's style frames have cameras that point down towards their cleavage. 😬
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Hey Larry. Can you come over and help me move my 27" TV to the other side of the room?"
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I harken back to week two of the Biden administration with the realization that I'd gone a full week without thinking/hearing about the President. 🥰 I can't be sure if I've actually gone a full day without hearing Trump's name, but it has definitely been reduced of late!
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Murat Boz Enjoying Vacation on a Yacht
ALT: Murat Boz Enjoying Vacation on a Yacht
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you're being generous. I was just trying to use it and got bupkis back. Maybe because I generally solve my own problems my Ai requests are more difficult (or impossible? 🤔) I did have higher hopes for it. 🫤 1 of 5 from me.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We messed up" [Delete this text] "We got caught" [Replace with this text] There, fixed it for you.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's all pretext. A reasonable court would agree. 🙄
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well... if the first amendment is a privilege, is the second?
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was last time, and we lost. Just barely got a majority of white women. 🫤
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s a word for that! 😳 cryptomnesia.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They must have found a cure for cancer.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"... I plan to watch the film to solidify my preconceived biases"
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good! He can pay the taxes on my RMDs from there on out!!! 👴🏻
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RT keeps their seat front row center at all press briefings.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No justice, no peace.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But none of them will ever understand hard work, even if they did hard work by first world standards.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kids hold a belief that they are like kids across the globe. It's not until first world kids get older that they begin to realize that they've been gifted a protected sanctuary due to no effort on their part. By the time they're adults many come to believe it is because they're smart and hardworking
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did Umar exercise his Prima Nocte privileges?
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Affordability has a 'b' in it. Not a lot of people know that." - Trump
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 17/09/2026
On a scale of Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, how much do you like animals?
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Biden wanted him dead, SCOTUS had already give Presidents immunity, including “… kill a political rival”. He could have done it in the open.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have to buy it from “Larry” out back by the dumpsters.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to win over the vegetarians who don’t know he’s lying? 🤔
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed tells himself to go fuck himself. 😆
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m married to that woman
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did Kremlev exercise his Prima Nocte privileges?
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
McConnell is currently in a closed door meeting with Lenin.
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🥄Rutrow🥄 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @rutrow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mr Bean Waiting Impatiently in a Field
ALT: Mr Bean Waiting Impatiently in a Field
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