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Rusty the Squirrel

@rustysquirrel.bsky.social

171 followers 62 following 734 posts

* America’s Favorite Squirrel * Top-Rated Sass Mouth * Connoisseur of Nuts * Former Astronaut

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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 6h

Just don’t steal MY nuts!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 6h

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church T'ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross youtu.be/1IIkZS_06Nw?...

The Dead Milkmen - Serrated Edge

YouTube video by Yhendorn Miraphyra

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 7h

I’m just living off of the fat of the land.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Drop some COSTUMES

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In the oceans butthole?

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Go Brewers!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You should just use Squirrel Years®️. I’ve been 4-years old since the Obama years.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Marvin was The GOAT

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Squirrel Pilots a Toy Airplane

ALT: Squirrel Pilots a Toy Airplane

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Kristigocouple2024: Cartoon Squirrels Hugging

ALT: Kristigocouple2024: Cartoon Squirrels Hugging

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

John Wayne was a fag.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lucky Dog!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really miss Buck Owens.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe you’ll be back in “two and two”?

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Artificial Dumbness

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Our “Leader” is working on the opposite.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He’s not worthy of the rainbow bridge

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My Cousin Phoebe is going full on Dolly today.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Except Chihuahuas.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m thinking of taking up cattle rustlin’.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not any more, Beel eated them.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think I know whom you’re talking about.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m sure this is Biden’s fault…

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Pulling Rocky Out of the Hat

ALT: Pulling Rocky Out of the Hat

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stupidest name ever!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Share a TV show that raised you.

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Rocky And Bullwinkle Handshake

ALT: Rocky And Bullwinkle Handshake

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call the SPCA!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’ve got a Love Gun

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Classic Movie Line #50

YouTube video by COD (Crabby Old Dude)

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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ALT: Belka Dancing

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I thought you danced like Snoopy?

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Clearly in Ronnie Reagan mode.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I can’t remember the last time I heard the lamentations of the women. I really need to get out more.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Bébé écureuil bâille

ALT: Bébé écureuil bâille

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I was on a bike trip from Menomonee >St Ignace > Sault Ste Marie > Marquette so I was mighty hungry. I believe besides the blueberry pancakes I also had eggs, hash browns, toast & bacon.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, we was there first…

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oof - Liberace needs to take a hedge clippers to them legs.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That’s probably my Cousin Clemént. He has visions of being a bombardier.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I thought I saw Lauren Bacall I thought I saw Lauren Bacall I swear Hey fellas Lauren Bacall In a car jam Yeah I don't believe it In a car jam Ah yeah, positively absolutely youtu.be/GMKMfDoFP_U?...

The Clash Car Jamming

YouTube video by The Clash Calling

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Looks like the Lower Falls.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“Farewell, O Hiawatha”

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Duct tape!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

KILL ALL ROBOTS!!!

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I also had a Thing for a while. Wish I had kept it.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I had a Squareback and a Fastback.

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Even I dropped out of the tour -

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The lights are one…

Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m sure Kash has been fucked by many goats.