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Rusty the Squirrel

@rustysquirrel.bsky.social
171 followers 62 following 747 posts

* America’s Favorite Squirrel * Top-Rated Sass Mouth * Connoisseur of Nuts * Former Astronaut

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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GO BREWERS!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop some COSTUMES
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go Brewers!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Cousin Phoebe is going full on Dolly today.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m thinking of taking up cattle rustlin’.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even I dropped out of the tour -
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’s your sign?
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
me.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No one can prove I was in Minneapolis over the weekend.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Note - The Bronze Fonz is getting some work done, but will be back on display soon.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me. Only because them doggos try to eat me too.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If anybody needs me, I’ll be at the beach with my new floaty.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I did my share to make that happen -
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just finished up my constitutional duty. Hoping to revive the Wisconsin tradition of putting socialists in office.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don’t look at me.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is as close as I get to playing jazz.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Been doing a lot of this with the heatdome overhead.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That Fat Tangerine Turd will never catch me.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Eh, it has it’s drawbacks
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Eartha Kitt Day to all!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a picture of you wearing glasses.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Conservative tears are falling in WI.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Bears aren’t scary.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
But you ain't got no eggs, Lieutenant Dan!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
FAGF - Fock around, get forked.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Slap some FlexTape on there!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Heading over to the ballpark to join the Local 9 for Opening Day. Go Brewers!
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If you see this, post a robot. 🤖
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It’s a George Jones kinda day. George, not Jim.
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fuck it, I’m starting my rebuttal to the State of the Union speech now. No need to wait for Diaper Donny to toss his word salad.
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