Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October! 110
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Cousin Phoebe is going full on Dolly today. 020
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m thinking of taking up cattle rustlin’. 020
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No one can prove I was in Minneapolis over the weekend. 150
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Note - The Bronze Fonz is getting some work done, but will be back on display soon. 120
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me. Only because them doggos try to eat me too. 130
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If anybody needs me, I’ll be at the beach with my new floaty. 080
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Just finished up my constitutional duty. Hoping to revive the Wisconsin tradition of putting socialists in office. 020
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This is as close as I get to playing jazz. 230
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Been doing a lot of this with the heatdome overhead. 270
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026That Fat Tangerine Turd will never catch me. 020
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If you see this, quote with a picture of you wearing glasses. 250
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026But you ain't got no eggs, Lieutenant Dan! 030
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Heading over to the ballpark to join the Local 9 for Opening Day. Go Brewers! 050
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026It’s a George Jones kinda day. George, not Jim. 140
Rusty the Squirrel @rustysquirrel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Fuck it, I’m starting my rebuttal to the State of the Union speech now. No need to wait for Diaper Donny to toss his word salad. 482