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Rustworthy Relics

@rustworthy.bsky.social
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A disabled maker in North East Scotland. Props, costumes and whatever takes my fancy.

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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imagine if everyone just didn't go to work one day. Slap the alarm off, roll over and go back to sleep. I used to work in a petrol station and folks looked down on my job as if it was unimportant and easy. Then I told them how fucked they'd be if I just didn't show up. How would they get to work?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
People who post reviews on Ali Express saying they haven't used *the thing they bought* yet and attach pics of it still in the packaging.... Please, please get help.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@teatvapp.bsky.social any idea when we might get viable links for Silo and Rick & Morty? The first 2 episodes of Silo season 3 are fine but nothing since and I haven't seen any Rick & Morty for over a month now? Just get a single link that says "link not ready"...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A seemingly brand new bicycle tyre has appeared on our garage roof. We live in the country and nobody here has a bicycle... Suppose I shouldn't be surprised given how nothing else makes sense...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I feel that a lot of people didn't pay attention when they explained the Water Cycle at school... Or do they even teach that any more? Or anything. At all?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He painted it "American flag blue" and it peeled, rotted away... Sounds about right to me.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
YouTube journalists report- trump's birthday nonsense cancelled. No it wasn't. - his health "collapsed". No it didn't. - weather ruined the whole thing. Nope. - he looks terrible. He looked like he was having a whale of a time. You can't fight lies with more lies. Can't watch this shit any more.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Saw Disclosure Day. So, on top of everything else, now I have to worry that the government are going to start rounding up autistic people to see if we can talk to fucking aliens....
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Finally finished my Omnissian Axe blade after an embarrassingly long time. There are a few more pics and a terrible video but apparently there's a limit so I'll post them separately. Hope you like!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm not criticising but how, exactly, do data centres ruin the drinking water? How does all that shit get in the water just because these things use a lot of it? Again I'm not mocking anything or anyone, I'm genuinely curious.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Pay out the ass to go to a Nazi run country to watch 22 millionaires totter up and down a field for 90 minutes, often with no score at the end, and run the very real risk that a bunch of knuckle dragging masked mongoloids decide you don't look right and throw you in a prefab dungeon? HAHAHAHA-no....
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Iran is proposing a €50m bounty on Trump's head. Hahahaha git 'im boys!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I see a lot of folks with their alternative versions of "unpopular" people's names. I've been rolling around some ideas re Pete Hegseth and I've finally settled on "PETE DOGSWEAT". You're welcome.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Found a $5 bill in our car yesterday. I'm in Scotland. Even your money has the sense to get the fuck out of the US Fourth Reich.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Funny that every single shot in the Mandarin's latest pantomime sounds awfully like it came from the same gun, and none of the shots overlap? Were they handing the gun round to each other? And a wounded bystander? I'm betting they either don't exist or the SS shot them. Handy the shooter's dead...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If Donald Trump and all his sycophantic tangerine cock gobblers could just jump into a big hole and light themselves on fire, that would be great. Sick of them and sick of the country too lazy or pathetic to do a damn thing about them.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Purely out of scientific curiosity, I wondered if there was a non-nuclear weapon that would completely vaporise an area about the size of, for example, the White House with the absolute minimum damage to the surrounding area... Again, purely out of scientific curiosity...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Now, Scottish people, how about that Independence?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have the pattern recognition brand of autism and said all this was inevitable waaaay back in the 90s. Everyone said I was too cynical. Yet, here we are... Unnecessary automation and complete lack of empathy made people apathetic, irresponsible and lazy. It's always someone else's fault. See?...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'll just assume that surrendering then attacking again is also some kind of despicable war crime...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm confused. Did he or didn't he surrender?! Because he doesn't appear to have broken his megalomaniacal, narcissistic, warmongering stride in the Persian gulf.... Can we get a serious shooter here? Anyone? Fuck it, I'm disabled and 1,000s of miles away but I'll give it a go, I'm a decent shot....
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Somebody explain how the Mandarin is threatening to bomb a country he just surrendered to?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Great week so far! Secret Service guys shooting each other during a pantomime of a fake assassination attempt which was even less convincing than the last one. Former allies making deals with Iran. King Charles ripping him a new one. And his blocked Golden Bollocksroom... Jesus just die already!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#pixlr
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
D.J.T., D.I.E.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I can't watch coverage of this farce any longer. Every video seems like clickbait.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is it just me or does senator Jon Osoff look like he has a superhero secret identity? Like he pulls a decorative lamp bracket and a secret door opens to reveal his super suit? I can see it.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Who honestly gives one tiny shit about the World Cup? Fuck FIFA, fuck trump, fuck the USA. It's waaay past time the world woke up to how hopeless the states have always been. They're liars, cheaters and thieves. There are exceptions,of course, but they're a very, very small minority. TAKE ACTION!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Maybe, if people didn't worship money like an all powerful God, things would be different... Because that's all that seems to matter any more. Happiness, love, charity, unity, welfare and community? Nah, fuck that, just give us cash... Humanity is lost. Where, in history, did it go wrong?!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I want to hear more folks pointing out Steve Bannon pissed himself on TV.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
No, no I love it when Amazon says next day delivery and then tells me it'll take two days after I've ordered. Yeah, that's great.... And is anyone else suspicious that there's no live cameras available in Beirut on YouTube at the moment? Anything that says it is live isn't. What's Bibi up to now?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All I want right now is to wake to the headlines telling me this fat orange tumour is dead. I don't care how it's done or who does it but that cunt needs burying so we can all piss on his grave.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Has there ever been a more ineffectual society?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I knew exactly what the US was like when I first learned about what they did to Japan in WW2. First to be stupid enough to build nuclear weapons using stolen information. First (and second) to be stupid enough to use them on CIVILIAN POPULATION CENTRES. Just another grievous unpunished war crime...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
TACO'd again and the US loses again. The US is a dead meme. Sever all ties with this delusional, stolen land of fools immediately. Imagine a country born and dead in 250 years? Quite pathetic. Not sad, pathetic. When clowns get ambitions far, far beyond their dreams.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If you're in the UK and fancy a quick tan top up at around 2am, pop outside and face roughly south east...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So... NOW will you PLEASE SHOOT THAT MEGALOMANIACAL CUNT???
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the US?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Think it's safe to say that the revolutionary spirit is confirmed to be totally dead in the States. Hate to say it but peaceful protests do nothing. What's your next idea? Petitions? Maybe a song? No, wait you did that already. You could always sit on your arse and do fuck all, you're good at that.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
COWARDS!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Every day I wake up, turn on the TV and find out that the Mandarin has somehow made it worse.... Enough is enough. USA, get your affairs in order before someone else does.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris didn't die. Everyone else did.
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ok, NOW, if it's not too much trouble, could one or more of you take a little saunter on down to that big White House in that there Washington and put one in this fat, orange fuckers melon before he starts WWIII?! I mean, unless you're busy... Whatever... You won't though. Sadly. Kinda pathetic...
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Somebody said the Mandarin was in the White House but all I found was this big fat orange fuck with a full, leaky diaper who kept yelling about being "bigly powerful" and he'd "molestizate" me "with fire and fury the world has ever seen" and there were a bunch of kids in a closet... Oh... Wait!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bit more progress on the Skitarii Omnissian Axe build. I've been working on this for so long I'm almost sick of it and kinda want to quit. But! This piece is close to being finished so, hopefully, seeing it finished will spur me on to the rest. Bit more to go. Isn't there always? Hope you like!
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Spielberg says he's doing a Western? Sounds fly. Some might say "FIREfly"?
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Rustworthy Relics @rustworthy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Why are you letting him do these things?! Why is he even allowed to continue breathing?! Logically, if there's a problem, you remove the source of the problem. So wtf are you doing?!
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