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Rusted Revolver

@rustedrevolver.bsky.social
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Lover of books. ASOIAF is the best. Cats are great. Dogs are fantastic. Despite my handle, I will never own a gun. I'll likely not post anything more political than that. Unless needed.

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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be or not to be, that is the fucking question.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Iran calls US strikes that lead to deaths at a wedding celebration a war crime. So do I. Own up Hegseth.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Great Lakes will always be HOMES, never HAMES.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Took a spill on my bicycle today. If I wasn't wearing my helmet, I'd be in the hospital. Always wear your helmet. You never know when an adorable puppy will be in your bike lane as you are going downhill.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ah, Senator Rand Paul. You are attacking a doctor who pleads the 5th. Which is his constitutional right. Do you not remember who your father was? That surprisingly likeable dude who was a staunch constitutionalist. He was also a doctor. He would be appalled (bad pun intended) at your behavior.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm laughing my ass off. This is the most American joke ever.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Do any of you are like me? Where we like spoilers? I like to read how an author is going to lead up to the third act. Which is the usual significant spoiler. But sometimes it's the outcome. To me, it doesn't lessen the book to know its outcome when I read it. To see its outcome is worth reading it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/06/2026
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now theonion.com/report-thats-enough-so…
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
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Steve Brusatte @stevebrusatte.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Scientific American is 180 years old. The most eminent science magazine for the general public. And today, sold off as scrap to stop the staff from unionizing. Many top editors I've worked with for a decade on several articles have been fired. What a disgrace @sciam.bsky.social
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am laughing my ass off. My brother just asked Google AI a question. And he was polite with it. I asked why he was polite and he said his therapist told him to be polite. Plus, and I quote, he said "What if they're conscious. I don't want to upset them." And I didn't have a good response. 🤷‍♂️
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@obienator.bsky.social Happy birthday! Thank you for being such a good friend.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When I was 15 y/o, I was hired as a server assist at a fine dining restaurant. The head server was gay. He was the first person I ever met who was gay. He taught me everything about serving at a fine dining restaurant. He also taught me how wonderful the LGBTQIA community is. Happy Pride Month.❤️
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yeah, I think I will just skip that explicit rape scene in your book. That book without trigger warnings. Because it was published before trigger warnings were a thing. But who writes an explicit rape scene? It's important to write about sex abuse. But to be so explicit... am I wrong? I could be.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm not a writer but I imagine the first act is the most difficult to write because it is typically the most difficult to read. Dear authors, get to the point.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If your airpods begin to get clogged with ear wax. Blow on the rectangular mesh on the back of the airpod. And then suck on the main ear mesh. Have a glass of water handy because you might get your own ear wax in your mouth. Gross. But I've found it helps. #DIRTYtechtricks
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh know! My neighbor's vegetable garden is now a flower garden. They used to give me range at their vegetable harvest. I can't eat flowers!
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You ever see a book cover and part of you really wants to read it and part of you really doesn't?
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mamasand just accused me of being condescending because I suggested she may need to drink more water. I blocked her. I hardly block anyone. But mere stupidity gets you blocked. There is enough bullshit on this platform. I don't need it from my friends.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Mary and Joseph story is both sad and funny at the same time. Mary gets pregnant. Her betrothed, Joseph, wonders how she is pregnant. She either was raped or had sex with some other dude. She comes up with a story about God impregnating her to defend herself. And now we have Christianity.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I just got a "Thank You" card from my neighbors. They are two girls aged six and four. I didn't do anything to inspire their gratefulness. When I opened the card, there were four stickers; two unicorns and two butterflies. That was it. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Who are your favorites in the fandom? Me? it was @ravenousreader.bsky.social when I saw the under the sea symbolism and she was already on top of it. And @outerpanda.bsky.social when he had the same wordplay love amongst other theories. Then I had my heart condition, and they were the first I told
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@outerpanda.bsky.social For some reason, I think you will love this. The perfect dad joke. Meta and everything.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I read a lot of books. I like Goodreads. But sometimes the reviews are so fucking ridiculous. I just read a review of a book where they claim the author is racist because the protagonist of the story she wrote was racist. How fucking dumb is that? A good book. They gave 2 ☆
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I used to be a lead accountant for a large company. We had our audit result meeting with a big CPA firm. The partner who I had never met was leading the meeting. It was St Patricks Day. I was wearing a green sports jacket. He started the meetimg by making fun of me. I told him to go "fuck himself"
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What should I order?
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
For the first time in over 5 years, my brothers and I are going to be in the same place together. Hard to believe since we are super close. I want to take ridiculous pictures of ourselves to send to my Mom. I have my ideas. Do any of you have suggestions?
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Donald Trump promised a surprise at The White House Correspondent's Dinner. Then he was shot at. He was also shot during the campaign when his polls were down. Hit in the ear. A true marksman would have hit his forehead. His popularity is low. And now he gets shot at? Conspiracy theories, yes.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I once met a woman named Cookie. She married a man with the last name Baker. She took his last name and is now known as Cookie Baker. This is a true story.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Tucker Carlson says he regrets backing Donald Trump and is ‘tormented by it’" That's the headline by The Guardian. It's all about Tucker. Fuck Tucker. And yes, I like that it rhymes. Kind of.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I just mowed my lawn for the first time this year. On 4/20. Apparently grass is on my mind.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Al Gore is very close to Ai Gore. Was he the first version? Kind of makes sense.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Has anyone noticed how obsessed fantasy writers are with pancakes? This is a real question.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Every romance novel "The kiss was tentative at first"
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I love spring But I hate lawns For too soon Lawns are too long
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My brother and I found an 18+ dance bar that from 6-8pm served 10 cent tacos and 25 cent beers. We had our tacos and beers. All the younger crowd would wait for the dance party to start. So we would start it with our 'old man dance'. And the entire crowd would rush in. Them we would leave.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As a member of the ASOIAF famdom, I used to debate so many trivial things like timeline. Now that I read whatever good I can get my hands on to, books are all about the emotions they inspire. These novels are not history books; they are stories that invoke emotions. Timelines mean nothing.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Pope Leo: "I am not a politician, I speak of the gospel." I love this Pope.
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Durrandon 🇱🇸 @sardonic-j.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Normally, It's best that I don't follow up on late night rants in the sober light of morning. I risk undermining my position with tolerance, but black coffee with sugar conjures the desperation of a late night shift at an absolutely dismal workplace.
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Bword @bword.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
🚨VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE TWITTEROS COMMUNITY. 🚨 Please share.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I know we shouldn't judge a book by its cover but take a look at Sam Altman and tell me his sister's accusations aren't right.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I've seen a cat with her kittens Pups with their ma My mom with her sons But I've never been more scared of a skunk and her kits.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump says he is not a fan of Pope Leo. Pope Leo, I am now your biggest fan.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Iran should claim Lake Michigan
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Why didn't Brian Hooker dive/die with his wife? I'm no saint but if I were in that situation, I'd have gone into the water. The fact that he didn't says a lot.
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Don't vote for this guy www.cnn.com/2026/04/10/u...
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Exclusive: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell, including a former staffer who says he raped her | CNN
A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated, an allegation Swalwell strongly de...
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It still is so cold Daffodils make the landscape How do they survive? #dailyhaikuprompt
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Rusted Revolver @rustedrevolver.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I take issue with the church; I have never taken issue with Jesus. Some of his teachings our archaic and wrong but for the most part, he preached love and kindness, acceptance and tolerance. And even though the church won't preach it, he surely did. The gospels are worth reading. Give them a try.
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