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Photo nerd, coffee nerd, and weed nerd. russvoss.com

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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Rob and I met in a Photo 101 class and bonded over a budding love of taking pictures. We'd hang out in the darkroom for mutual encouragement, chatting, and dreaming about being Nat Geo photographers or whatever. Two semesters later he tripped, hit his head, and died 10 days shy of his 20th birthday.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Reskeet with something you own that most people don’t. A driver made from decommissioned nuclear missile parts, called the Peace Missile 2000.
A driver-type golf club head that says, "PEACE MISSILE 2000" and "CONTAINS RUSSIAN AND U.S. NUCLEAR MISSILE PARTS" with the silhouette of an eagle holding a missile in each talon, its wings outstretched.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Following a debate performance that strains the definition of both words and the announcement Taylor Swift is voting Harris, Trump must be pining hard for the last time he felt any shred of optimism: the immediate aftermath of nearly being shot.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
My lord... It was like watching an overstuffed hotdog fight a wheat thresher.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Homer Simpson sitting on the hood of his car, looking up at the face of James Earl Jones in the sky.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Brooklyn Cyclones Baseball Game: russvoss.com/blog/2024/9/...
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Brooklyn Cyclones Baseball — Russ Voss Photography
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Central Park wandering from mid-June. russvoss.com/blog/2024/9/4/central-park
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Central Park — Russ Voss Photography
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
USA Fencing Exhibition at Grand Central Terminal. russvoss.com/blog/2024/9/3/grand-central-fencing
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Grand Central Fencing — Russ Voss Photography
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Stretching the definition of "recent" in recent work to share some stuff I haven't yet: russvoss.com/blog/2024/9/1/canadian-wildfire-smoke
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Canadian Wildfire Smoke — Russ Voss Photography
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Her: I love The New Pornographers. Me, silently kicking a pile of scandalous Victorian daguerreotypes under the bed: Oh yeah, me too.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Alec Baldwin hit me with a football.
A picture of a smiley-face ball floating in water with white text that reads, "Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context."
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Spotted walking back to the subway from a movie.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Looking forward to the inevitable screenshots of AI bots explaining that, "Yes, you can overdose on schadenfreude, it's a Schedule III narcotic. Taking too much can leach calcium from your funny bone and it's know to have powerful negative interactions with prescription Worcestershire sauce."
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
Oh my god damn it I stepped in the fucking pants Time to burn my shoes - Haiku of New York
A pair of pants lay in a wet street with the reflection of car headlights above.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
I have seen wild screaming on the subway, violent arrests, and fucking SantaCon, and I'm enough of a jaded New Yorker not to bat an eye at them. But today I saw a Cybertruck in LES, I did a double-take and then chuckled. Photos really don't do justice to how absolutely preposterous that thing is.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 14/05/2024
Cinqo De Mann-o is my favorite holiday. Settling in with a fine can of red wine and some bunch-a-crunch for part two of a most excellent double-header. Gimme that neon Chicago goodness...
The movie listings for The Roxy Cinema, advertising Monday showings of The Last of the Mohicans and Thief, surrounded by lights.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
New Yorkers: May we see it? Weather: ... No.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies, Charlie Brown.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 10/04/2024
It was totally awesome to hear @jupinwhm.bsky.social read my email on WHM's mailbag livestream tonight! Afterwards I realized I sent two different emails last month, so not only thanks for reading one, but also thanks for choosing the one that wasn't me embarrassing myself.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
A few shots I took during the eclipse earlier.
A woman looks through a cereal box-eclipse viewer.A man looks at the sun through eclipse glasses.Three people outside a bar gesticulate during a discussion of the eclipse they just watched.A mangled pair of paper eclipse glasses on pavement.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Started the day with an earthquake, ended it with a milk shake.
A milk shake.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
We just got Earthquake round two in New York. That, or Mr Burns struck oil.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
My floor was just shaking under me, and I live in a basement apartment, so my floor is pretty much the earth itself. Either they added a new subway line overnight, or we just had an earthquake.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
My mirror-less camera may be smaller, lighter, quieter, faster, and higher resolution, but the 5D mkIII's shutter click always lights me up and the colors coming out of it with the 35MM just look right. Taking an old friend out for a spin this weekend...
A Canon 5D mkIII with a 35MM lens and gaffer's tape covering the identifying marks.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
We should celebrate every President's Day Weekend like this.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Guy sitting next to me on the subway is watching the Superbowl on a Zoom call and explaining how football works to whoever is streaming it to him.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
I under-seasoned it, but the rice cooker did its job perfectly. This is the best rice I've ever made and with the least effort. Can't wait to use it again.
Rice with onions, peppers, mirepoix, and mushrooms in the pot of a rice cooker.Rice in a bowl in front of a keyboard.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Here goes nothing...
White rice, onions, peppers, mirepoix, mushrooms, and garlic in the bowl of a rice cooker.
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Russ @russtopher.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
First I was the insufferable photo nerd. Then I was an insufferable weed nerd. Most recently I became an insufferable coffee nerd. But that ends here and now, friends, because I got something that can't possibly turn me into an insufferable nerd: A rice cooker... Why are you looking at me like that?
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