On non-crime hate incidents, I'm of the Inspector Grim school of thought - "Arty-farty, namby-pamby, hoity-toity, wishy-washy, lardy-dardy, sun-dried tomato eating, diddums half-cock up-yer social worker, wokey tight-nosed toffee-arsed semi-skimmed creeping-crawling decaffeinated fannying about!"
