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born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉 Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️‍🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜 SIPSIPSIPS.com ⛧ SIPSIPSIPS.straw.page

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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 15h
Day 6 | HEART #IMPtober #HelluvaBoss‌
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 9h
kisses 🪷 (part two) #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 7h
The ghosting sleazon is here 👻, and a couple ♈❓🦉 of on-again, off-again cusstomers 🤬 looks like they might B-headed for more drama 🎭, so we’re putting the B.B.B. ☕️🍫🍨🌶️🧀 back on the menu through Hellaween. 🔥🎃 Suck it up, f**kers! 💔😭🧋 #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz #Ghostfuckers
Image of Stolas and Blitzø arguing from the Helluva Boss Season 3 Part 1 Official Trailer (2026). © Amazon MGM Studios / SpindleHorse. Created by Vivienne “VivziePop” Medrano.
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Jelly Sandwiches 🦉♈ @jellys4ndwiches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Up, Up and Oh, Fuck! ☁️🎈 @queerwolf79.bsky.social and @uhueule.bsky.social wrote a wonderfully sexy, funny & heartfelt fic for my little hot air balloon art (link following soon). I'm so lucky I got teamed up with them for the Helluva Bang! 💗 @helluvabangs.bsky.social #HelluvaImplosion2026 #Stolitz
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
soft kisses 🪷 (part one) #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 5 | GLUTTONY #IMPtober #HelluvaBoss‌
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#StolitzKissWeek Day 2: Anywhere but the Mouth All I ask is just ONE scene in season 3 of them being domestic and flirty and cute, please please pleeeaaase 🙏 @stolitzkissweek.bsky.social #stolitz
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Blitzy Rodeo | CEO of Human Stolitz 🐎 (Comms open) @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#IMPtober day 4, Weapon This evolved into a mastermind setting or Pilot Stolas... Blitzø as a weapon /pawn #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's #stolitz kiss week day 1! rescued 🐎 can you blame a guy for dreaming?
Stolas and Blitz are riding on horseback, with Blitz at the reins. Stolas is wearing what looks like a sexy saloon girl costume and Blitz is dressed like a sexy cowboy. Stolas is swooning as he says, "Oh, you've saved my life! Your rescue was so very clever and badass— and your horse is so cool!"

Stolas places a hand against Blitz's chest as he asks, "How can I EVER repay you?"

Blitz replies, "Well... I always wanted to try kissin' my way 'round a beak..."

Blitz pulls Stolas in by the back of his head and they kiss. In the next panel, Blitz is tonguing at Stolas' neck. Stolas cries out, "Oh, Blitz! Blitz!" and then "Blitz?" in a more faded speech bubble.
"Blitz? BLITZ!" Stolas yells. 

Blitz is seated at his desk, eyes closed as he horny day dreams, his tongue sticking out as he drools a little bit. One of his hands is squeezing Stolas' imaginary chest fluff. Nice. 

Stolas' yelling snaps him out of it. He jumps in his seat and yells, "Whuh—! What in the feathery tits!"

Stolas stands in front of him, looking annoyed. He asks, "What in the hells has got you so distracted?"

Blitz replies, "Uhhhhhh..." And then he's sweating as he goes on to explain, "N-Nothing! Definitely not a boner-popping daydream, I'll tell you that! HAHAHA... Anyway, you wanted me— Needed me— I mean— Whatcha need, Stols?"
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Charis draws @42paintbrushes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 1: Confession #stolitzkissweek is here!!!! I've got a weeks worth of kisses lined up and ready for you 😘 #helluvaboss
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4 I don’t plan on making everyday this level of detail, but yesterday I got carried away 🤷🏻 #IMPtober #Weapon
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🌈Kayla (Kighla) @dojoloachz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some ppl think Loona saying Blitz complaining constantly about security at Stolas' palace shows how inconsiderate Stolas is. My galaxy brain instead focuses on the fact that once Blitz gets started talking about Stolas, he never stops. 🧵
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
these fucking idiots lmao #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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Unofficial Helluva Boss Coloring Book @hbcoloringbook.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✐ᝰ @jaeoctopi.bsky.social is an avid doodler of horses and writer of Stolitz smut. Please take a moment to read a bit of their story! We are lucky to have them on the project as a merch and page artist. #HelluvaBoss
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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Octavia eventually names #Blitzø “BONUS DAD” in her phone 👉📱, and he’s so proud ♈️ 💜, cuz he doesn’t know it’s a mashup of BONehead and doofUS. 🤪 #HelluvaBoss
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Lost_Romantique 🦎 (FULL DEMON BLITZ LOVER) @lost-romantique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I hear one more person call Blitz a bad dad– I will literally... BLITZ GAVE HER EVERYTHING!!! #HelluvaShorts
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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#Loona is going through a phase. 🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒 I want that mug! ☕💜 #HelluvaBoss
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🌈Kayla (Kighla) @dojoloachz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The #imptober prompt today was clown so of course I had to. Halloween Clown Stolas and RAT
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spent a wee bit of time down a research rabbit hole earlier this year learning about Pierrot and Columbine. And knowing that Viv put him in a similar fit in the Oops flashback, that made me sure I wanted Blitz in this one. Day 3 #IMPtober #Clown
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For #HelluvaIMPlosion2026, I was lucky to have two fics written for my art! First up is “Soaking It All In” by @pixarflick.bsky.social - Stolitz get wet n wild in the shower, and it’s absolutely filthy and hot af 🔥🚿 Thank you to @helluvabangs.bsky.social for hosting! Fic 🔗 below!👇
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A wise person once said: “Make it Gay, you cowards” Actually it was a sticker that a helluva bestie gave me but still got me of the wisest things I ever heard 🤷🏻 Day 2 #IMPTOBER #Pride
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nebuloli @nebuloli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tail hugs ❤️💙 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Tiny 🐛 @ttcaterpillar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Andrealphus new work uniform just dropped! 🤭 #Andrealphus #Helluvaboss #Stolas
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Blitzy Rodeo | CEO of Human Stolitz 🐎 (Comms open) @blitzyrodeo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#IMPtober day 1, Haunted Stolitz chasing each other. I wanted to draw weird stairs
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 1 - Udated for maximum angst #IMPTOBER #haunted
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Lis Lass @lislass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HA! English isn't my first language, and I mixed up "hunted" and "haunted". So I drew the wrong thing🎉 Time to go lie down and rethink my life choices (。6ᴗ9。)ゝ #helluvaboss #stolas
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have some Smolitz for #IMPtober day 1: Haunted 👻🦉 #stolitz
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Glitter☆Koneko @glitterkonekohb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't post anything just yet, but I want to participate with an oldie from "I Want You Bad" for 1. Haunted! This was the first time I went all out on a pic--bg, shading. I'm so proud of how it came out! #Iwantyoubad | #Helluvaboss | #IMPtober | #Blitz | #Blitzo
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an absolutely reasonable reaction 🔔🎀 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinkin’ about these thighs. 🤔💭🦵 I like how they’ve thicc-ened him up this season. ❤️‍🔥 #HelluvaBoss #Blitz #Blitzø
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chapter 3 is posted archiveofourown.org/works/893211...
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will come as no SIPrise 🚫☕️😮 that our Peardition latte received LuciFirst Place 🐍🥇 at this weekend’s #HarvestMoonFestival 🌾🌕 as the Richest Delish-est Beverage in #Wrath. 🍐🧋😋 🏜️ Trust us. 🛜 🔴 Commisery 😩 to our Sickened Place cupetitor. 🟢⛧🐉 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe #THMF
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk I just think they'd get along
Blitz Helluva Boss stands across from Wile E Coyote Looney Tunes. Blitz says, "Sooo let's see if I got this right... First you lay out the seeds to STOP the bird." Wile nods.

Blitz goes on, "Then you grab 'em REAL tight..." He's starting to look excited. Wile nods again.

Blitz asks, "... Uhhh and then what?" Wile looks very excited, licking his lips as he produces a sign that says, "EAT HIM." 

Blitz replies, "FUCK YEAH!! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Eat out that birdpuss sloppy style!"

Blitz imagines eating out Stolas' birdpuss sloppy style, just as he said. Wile imagines the Roadrunner on a dinner plate, tied up so nicely in a red bow. They're both salivating and looking kinda horny about it.
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally home from my weekend at Pop-punk/emo fest 2026 🤘🏻 Rock music Blitzø to celebrate 🎉 #Blitzø #HelluvaBoss‌
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nebuloli @nebuloli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stolas inspired 💙 #helluvaboss #stolas
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our fai7hl3ss SIPporter 🧋 is sinvolved in a project 🦉✍️😈, so take this sinvitation to heart 👉🩷 and check her out ☑️ on antisocial media @fai7hl3ss.bsky.social.
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nebuloli @nebuloli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
blitzø inspired ❤️ #helluvaboss #blitzø
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
another #stolitz comic for @maidtosin.bsky.social! this one was a collab with @sonnet009.bsky.social, who came up with the delicious concept and story beats 😍
Stolas looks bright and chipper against a pastel background as he says, "Thank you for visiting Maid to Sin! I hope we'll see you again soon~" 

In the next panel he looks tired against a darker background, cigarette in hand. He's sitting on the steps out in the alleyway. 

Blitz bursts out the side door, throwing his wig on the ground and yelling, "Fuckin' DICK!" 

Stolas wordlessly passes Blitz the cigarette as Blitz starts to rant, "This prick at table six kept sendin' the food back— Fucker found something wrong every. Single. Time. Then— Then— Then he says some shit like, 'Just love watchin' you walk away, dollface.'"

Blitz is angrily pacing as he puffs the cigarette. He passes it back to Stolas as he says, "Yeah, well, you know what I'd just love? I'd loooove to watch you take a nosedive off a tall bridge, asshole!" 

Stolas is smiling. Takes a drag before passing it back again. Blitz continues to rant, "'The customer is always right,' my little red ass!"Blitz continues to complain, "Should've spit in his food, but I bet the sick fuck woulda been into that." He's shocked out of his anger when he hears the sound of Stolas laughing.

Stolas says, "Well, who wouldn't?"

Blitz smiles as he takes another drag. As he passes it back their hands brush and he says, "You know... Maybe WE could swap some spit if you catch my dri—"

He's interrupted by Verosika yelling from inside the cafe, "You two better not be fucking around out there again! Your break's over! Get your asses back inside!"

Blitz puts his wig back on while yelling back, "Alright, alright! Don't get your tits in a twist!" 

Stolas stands up and flicks the cigarette away as he asks, "Shall we?" 

Blitz gestures to the door, smiling as he says, "After you, legs."
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Visit our booth at #TheHarvestMoonFestival tomorrow, when the “true” Harvest Moon 🌕 will peak at 16:49 Hell Official Time 🔥⏳ (HOT). 🔗⬇️ We’ll be offering last year’s LuciFirst Place-winning entry 🍎🐍🧋🏆, along with our new Peardition latte 🍐☕ for 6.66% off. #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe #THMF
Image shows S³’s menu board for last year’s Lucifall flavor, Apple Piethon, available as a Hot Apple Sidewinder or the LuciFirst Place-winning Iced Blended Crème Frappleccino.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#stolitz in season 4 (manifesting)
stolitz redraw based on a meme I saw on twitter. blitz sits on the couch in the out-of-focus background, winking with a cheeky smile on his face. in the foreground is the tips of stolas's fingers, holding a keychain connected to a silver heart-shaped carabiner. the keychain reads "i love you for who you are but that DICK sure is a bonus". both have visible golden wedding rings on their final left fingers.
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We offer free WiFire 🛜🔥 at all of our S.I.P.S. locations, so visit us on the Sinternet 😈🌐 to find a cafe in your Ring ⭕️, then stop in and SIP for a spell. 🧑‍💻🧋 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he's gonna have fun tonight 🥃 #helluvaboss #stolas
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
come get yalls daily dose of hopium // #stolitz
a mostly-monochrome image of blitz & stolas holding each other & looking into each others' eyes. the only parts in colour are their lightly dusted cheeks, and a single red heart in the space between their mouths.
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 3 of @blitzagoweek.bsky.social Medieval/Knights #Blitzago #BlitzagoWeek2026
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🌈Kayla (Kighla) @dojoloachz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah yeah Yama's got me on that Wilerunner shit but I'm making it Stolitz
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day 2 of @blitzagoweek.bsky.social Inspired by the original emo memes from the 90s, when you had to buy them at the mall (shared in the comments) #blitzago #unrequitedfeelings
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Simmer sleazon is at an end ☀️🌡️👋, but Sindian Simmer’s around the bend 😈♨️, so our Lucifall flavor is on the back burner—literally. 🔥 Pears are simmered low and slow to create the sinful syrup in our new latte, so take the road to Peardition today! 🍐🧋🛣️ 🚗💨 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe
Image shows a menu board for S³’s Sleazonal SIP, Peardition, featuring a Poached Pear Latte and Iced Blended Frappearccino.
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stolas in season 3 of #helluvaboss
art of stolas, in a pose referenced from a meme i saw on twitter 

he lays on the couch in blitz's apartment, his head is on a pillow on the armrest, with the blanket only half pulled over him. he lays in a mix of on his belly and his side. his ass, which is closest to the viewer, is uncovered, exposing his mostly-bare lower half. short black shorts are the only thing covering him, but they are fairly skin-tight and don't leave much to the imagination. his covert feathers beneath his tail peek out from the shorts, as his tail is slightly lifted, leaving that area relatively exposed. his left leg is hiked up, while his right is flat against the couch, the meat of his thigh adding to the contours accentuated by the shorts.

there is text on the image that reads as follows:

"Me coming home after a long day of"
[image]
"being super masculine"

the entire image is in a limited palette of yellows, oranges, and blues.
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hotumn is almost here ☀️🍁, but the firecast 🔥🗓️ calls for a Sindian Simmer this sleazon 😈♨️, so stay tuned for cupdates ☕ as the SIPtuation develops. 🧋🥵 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe
Wickedpedia entry for Sindian Simmer:

A Sindian Simmer is a brief period of unsleazonably steamy weather that sometimes occurs during Lucifall in hot-tempered terrortories of the Northern Hellisfire. A true Sindian Simmer does not occur until after the first "killing roast" of Hotumn. The name derives from Sinned-ian, an archaic term for Sinner, and refers to the fact that this heateorological phenomenon was first observed in the Pride Ring. Flamatologists have traced the source to rising steam from residual Simmer venting in the Wrath Ring.
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
here's one of the silly little #stolitz comics I did for Maid to Sin!
"Mmm..." Stolas sighs as he surveys the two coins and pocket lint in his hand. He thinks, "My monetary gains have been rather sparse today..."

But he perks up as he remembers, "Perhaps I should implement Verosika's expert advice!"

Flashback to Verosika's advice: She's bent forward with a spoonful of whipped cream as she explains, "Be sure to bend over and give 'em a nice eyeful. Even better if you can draw attention to the goods—"

She demonstrates by dragging the spoon over her chest, some of the whipped cream getting on her titties. "Oops! What a dirty mess I've made~" she play acts. "I'm suuuch a klutz~!"Stolas is now with his next customer, who is Travis Hazbin Hotel. Stolas asks, "More coffee for you, sir?" as he bends forward to pour a cup. Blitz is in the background, taking advantage of the view. 

"Would you like cream with that?" Stolas asks, holding up a little saucer of cream and "accidentally" spilling some on his chest feathers. 

"Oh my! How very clumsy of me~!" Stolas coos. Travis seems to be enjoying the show and Blitz is clearly Not Happy about it."Woah! Got real messy there, didja?" Blitz asks as he suddenly pops up behind Stolas with a cloth. He offers, "Here, lemme just—"

Stolas tries to interject, "Oh! I-It's quite alright, Blitz—!"

Blitz uses his free hand to pull Stolas closer to his side as he looks at Travis and says, "Now what kinda boss would I be if I let my employee walk around lookin' like someone just shot a load all over his feathered tits, huh?" Travis is just smiling politely.

Blitz leans in with the cloth saying, "Don't worry, I got it for ya—"

But then instead of using the towel, he starts to lick the cream off Stolas' feathers."BLITZY!!" Stolas exclaims, hearts in his eyes as Blitz goes to town on his feathered titties. 

Blitz says, "I like mine with cream AND sugar. C'mere~" He reaches for Stolas' face to pull him closer.

They end up making out on Travis' table, but he definitely doesn't mind. He looks thrilled as he films the show.
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