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JaeOctopi

@jaeoctopi.bsky.social
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40-ish, Stolitz Brainrot, C-PTSD Survivor and Chronic Illness advocate Pfp by me archiveofourown.org/users/JaeOctopi…

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🔞🎃Shadow the Blitz Milker🎃🔞 @hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 22h
Human Blitz/demon Stolas blitzpreg au where early-20s Blitz, tipsy, tries summoning a demon (to make a deal for luck, for money, for revenge, any reason), and ends up with Stolas, a young demon prince who has been tasked with finding a human who will agree to a deal to incubate his heir-spawn.
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Lis Lass @lislass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hoo is thisss? ₍₍⚞(˶ㅇᗜㅇ˶)⚟⁾⁾💜
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OwlPlosion2026 @owlplosion2026.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🦉 Contributor Spotlight: Writer 💥 Nessie 🪷 Follow @fai7hl3ss.bsky.social #OwlPlosion2026
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OwlPlosion: A Stolitz Book Collection
Nessie
Profile Pic description: Hellsona with curved horns and a candle in grey hair. Purple and black wings are stretched out.
Roles:
Writer
Socials:
Bluesky: fai7hl3ss
AO3: Fai7hl3ss
Receipt from "SIPSIPSIP" with a pentagram and a coffee cup with steam in the center
SIPSIPSIP
96 FUCKASS AVE
IMP CITY, PRIDE, 42069
PINKUBUS
ALMOND MILK
STRAWBERRY SYRUP
WHIP
TAX: N/A
AMOUNT CHARGED $4.20
REWARDS MEMBER
666 BUCKS!
Fai7hl3ss Top 3 Favorites graphic with ao3 logo:
Diamond Body
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Blitzo & Stolas Goetia
Blitzo & Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)...
Words: 13,522
Chapters: 1/1
What Comes After
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Asmodeus | Ozzie/Fizzarolli
Asmodeus | Ozzie/Stolas Goetia...
Words: 6,130
Chapters: 1/1
Out of His Depths
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Words: 3,046
Chapters: 1/?
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OwlPlosion2026 @owlplosion2026.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🦉 Contributor Spotlight: Artist 💥 mferret 💕 Follow @mferret.bsky.social #OwlPlosion2026
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OwlPlosion: A Stolitz Book Collection
mferret9
Profile Pic description: Side profile of Barbie looking down lovingly.
Roles:
Artist
Merch Artist
Socials:
Bluesky: mferret
Twitter: mferret9
Tumblr: mferret9
AO3: midnightferret
Receipt from "HellBucks" with a light brown coffee cup with Blitzø's face
HELLBUCKS
69 FUCKASS AVE
IMP CITY, PRIDE, 42069
ICED COFFEE
CREAM
SUGAR
CARAMEL SYRUP
TAX: N/A
AMOUNT CHARGED $4.20
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Highlight Art Piece: Stolas and Blitzø at the beach both holding popsicles. Stolas looking down a Blitzø with hearts in his eyes. Blitzø looking up at him with a nervous expression. Blitzø has a thought bubble that says "P-Pretty bird..."
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chapter 3 is posted archiveofourown.org/works/893211...
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Unofficial Helluva Boss Coloring Book @hbcoloringbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✐ᝰ @ethylynnartz.com, our wonderful mod and page artist, LOVES Fizzarolli. Which is a relief considering how much Blitz has taken over our page. #HelluvaBoss
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
via @jessicavalenti.bsky.social
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🔞Kay 🍑 "back to ass" edition @helluvabutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always tend to fall back on the same or very similar colour palettes and love when people are able to just go fucking wild with their colours and switch it up dependant on what the art needs so I figured, fuck it, some colour practice with a neon Blitz #buttscribbles
disembodied headshot of a grinning Blitz in bright neon colours, floating in a de-saturated purple void
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 FIC REC (can’t we be) seventeen by GoldStarGrl (Someday she will share her socials 🤷🏻) 6 chap, Stolitz, Post-Sinsmas, Stolas Slut Era, WILDLY funny 😆 Heartbreaking w/ happy ending archiveofourown.org/works/927334...
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RoFroYo @rofroyo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't worry, gotcha covered.
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tea @stltz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stella & motherhood #HelluvaBossStolas #HelluvaBossAndrealphus #HelluvaBossStella
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IMP Associate || SKEB COMMS OPEN [8/8] @impassociate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'know what screw it *Yassifies your Tilla*
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally home from my weekend at Pop-punk/emo fest 2026 🤘🏻 Rock music Blitzø to celebrate 🎉 #Blitzø #HelluvaBoss‌
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팔도버블면(Paldo) @paldo59.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
❤️💜 #HelluvaBoss‌
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KALƗ ⤻ ✦ COMMS CLOSED @khaalimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
♡ Illustration ver.
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nebuloli @nebuloli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
blitzø inspired ❤️ #helluvaboss #blitzø
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OwlPlosion2026 @owlplosion2026.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🦉 Contributor Spotlight: Writer 💥 LadyShadowDancer 💗 Follow @ladyshadowdancer.bsky.social #OwlPlosion2026
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Ladyshadowdancer
Profile Pic description: Hellsona of a person with pink skin and green eyes. Long lashes with purple eyeshadow. Hair is pink and purple and up in a messy bun.
Roles:
Writer
Socials:
Bluesky: ladyshadowdancer
Twitter: LadyShadowD
Tumblr: ladyshadowdancer
AO3: LadyShadowDancer
Receipt from "HellBucks" with a light brown coffee cup with Blitzø's face
HELLBUCKS
69 FUCKASS AVE
IMP CITY, PRIDE, 42069
STRATO FRAPPUCCINO
WHOLE MILK
SALTED CARAMEL SYRUP
MOCHA SYRUP
WHIPP
TAX: N/A
AMOUNT CHARGED $4.20
REWARDS MEMBER
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I'm a fucking top!
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Words: 2,276
Chapters: 1/1
I want to fuck a priest.
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Words: 35,804
Chapters: 7/7
Wishing You'll Be Mine
Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
Words: 120,025
Chapters: 20/20
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since it’s after midnight my time and I’m traveling tomorrow, gonna go ahead and post this now Day 5 @blitzagoweek.bsky.social Masquerade #blitzago #blitzø #vassago
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everyone makes fun of stolas for being the only goetia walking around barefoot but no one talks about who he learned it from
cropped screenshot from the season 3 part 1 trailer where stolas takes up vassago's offer to buy him a drinkcropped screenshot from the circus of baby stolas excited to meet baby blitz, with paimon's bare ass bird feet visible in the background as he smacks baby stolas on the head for showing baby blitz some respect
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day 4 of @blitzagoweek.bsky.social Bikers/Bad Boys #blitzago #helluvaboss
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ceviche 💜💕 @yosoyceviche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we have to remember what's most important guys <333
A maroon Helluva Boss background with themed font overlaid that reads, " You have to keep going Stolas might show his pussy in Season 3"
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy bejesus this is beautiful
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FallenITD @fallensart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Extra straight lashes, extra caught off guard 😳 #HelluvaBoss #VerosikaMayday #Verosika #Helluvabossfanart #Hellaverse
Verosika Mayday from Helluva Boss caught mid application of mascara, glancing back with a surprised expression.
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 3 of @blitzagoweek.bsky.social Medieval/Knights #Blitzago #BlitzagoWeek2026
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Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦉💕🦎 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What if it turns out Hellaverse imps have like 3 balls or smth and Viv’s just been sitting on that lil factoid for a decade waiting for the moment Blitzø’s 20ft-tall sack is on the main stage screen at NYCC how crazy would that be
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Nurinaki @nurinaki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not so funny now, huh ? Mr. Hypercrite.
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day 2 of @blitzagoweek.bsky.social Inspired by the original emo memes from the 90s, when you had to buy them at the mall (shared in the comments) #blitzago #unrequitedfeelings
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh no! I missed Day 1 of @blitzagoweek.bsky.social ! Guess I’ll post this now 😏 For my Helluva Bestie, a new Cockmoji #Blitzago #blitzagoweek2026 #pirates
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Niccea @niccea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got him finished! 😆 #HelluvaBoss #Paimon
Paimon in the "slut era" Stolas outfit in Blitzø's bathroom from season 3 part 1 trailer. Speech bubble at bottom of screen says "father?!?!"
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Sator 🌈🏴‍☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who said old men in shorts? #HelluvaBoss‌ #Crimson
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SIPSIPSIPS ☕ 6️⃣🧋6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @sipsipsips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hotumn is almost here ☀️🍁, but the firecast 🔥🗓️ calls for a Sindian Simmer this sleazon 😈♨️, so stay tuned for cupdates ☕ as the SIPtuation develops. 🧋🥵 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #coffee #cafe
Wickedpedia entry for Sindian Simmer:

A Sindian Simmer is a brief period of unsleazonably steamy weather that sometimes occurs during Lucifall in hot-tempered terrortories of the Northern Hellisfire. A true Sindian Simmer does not occur until after the first "killing roast" of Hotumn. The name derives from Sinned-ian, an archaic term for Sinner, and refers to the fact that this heateorological phenomenon was first observed in the Pride Ring. Flamatologists have traced the source to rising steam from residual Simmer venting in the Wrath Ring.
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✨️🖤MIK🖤✨️ @stolitz37.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vassago WHO!? Stolas could never resist this sexy imp! 😜😏🔥🔥 Im so proud of this one hehe 👏 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Blitzø #BlitzøFanart #Stolitz #HelluvaBossBlitzø
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I insisted my coffee order be from @sipsipsips.bsky.social ☕️
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Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦉💕🦎 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s so small but he fills up every room he walks in!
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Niccea @niccea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@jaeoctopi.bsky.social stated that someone was missing from "the outfit" line up, so I did a quick sketch. Up in the air if I will finish this out or not, so I'm posting now. #helluvaboss #paimon
Paimon in Stolas' "slut era" outfit
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Unofficial Helluva Boss Coloring Book @hbcoloringbook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What better way to thank everyone for all their support than with a ✨Giveaway✨? To Enter: - Color Pirate Stolas - Like, Follow, and Repost using #hbcoloringbook 🏆 PRIZES 🏆 ONE winner gets a FREE physical copy of the book + digital bundle TWO winners get a digital bundle Ends: October 13, 2026
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Rom 🪴 @romcomtelecom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Paimon if he sees Stolas and Blitz together: “I know you. The little clown boy!” Then turns to Stolas, “And who might you be?”
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kaoru @blitzshorsbich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Did you really think I’d let you go?” #helluvaboss #stolitz #blitz #stolas
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Murrielberries 🫐 🔞 PRIME SPOILERS @murrielberries.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blitz: LOOK WHAT I’VE GOT FOR US! Via: a really big shirt? Blitz: *turns it around to reveal “Get Along Shirt* Via: no Blitz: Stolas and Loona liked it! Loona: we didn’t even need to wear it Stolas: we just…couldn’t say no Blitz: 😋 Via: get away from me Stolas: I’ll wear it with you Blitz 😏
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Elliot | 💥💣🤯 @fictionspace24.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blitzø's thoughts while desperately horny seeing Stolas in so many new sexy outfits: "fuck get it together I can't make my boner his problem, I can't make my boner his problem, I can't make my boner--" Stolas's thoughts while parading around the apartment half naked: "I hope he dies from priapism."
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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
what if season 3 is just stolitz going full brat x brat tamer mode, and what we’re seeing isn’t angst but instead very intense and passionate foreplay
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IMP Associate || SKEB COMMS OPEN [8/8] @impassociate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guilt
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Sheepy - Hot Single Ghosts In Your Area! 👻🎃 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Season 3 Blitzø in a nutshell #helluvaseason3 #helluvabossmemes
Meme of Blitzø clinging to Stolas and looking up at him with pleading eyes. Caption: “Please hold the fuck up. I’m the fuck up. Please hold me.”
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Stolitzarozzie Stuffer 🔜 ACFI, MFF @cellosnerdcorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is not a single braincell in this image
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not being thick is the new thicc…
NUDES ARE OUTDATED
SEND ME A VID OF YOU READING OUT LOUD SO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT DUMB
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zero_lawliet @zerolawliet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The real conflict this season is going to be Blitzø 's raging bon**🍆🍆🍆 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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TenshiK🦊 @tenshikits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guys I’m gonna- Guys. I’m gonna- Guys guys guys GUYS! Blitz is the only imp with red irises. The ONLY one. We’ve seen Demon Daddy Blitzy before- It was just so fast, and the lighting is deliberately confusing, but This? (Plant) Is also This (Harvest Moon Festival)
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JaeOctopi @jaeoctopi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I get it STOLs, never let go of a good beta reader
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