Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant. Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts. 100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 31/03/2025This is blatantly discrimination. Embezzlers deserve far better than this. Except, Marine Le Pen is a woman so I should probably be supporting this and harassing her. www.wsj.com/world/europe...wsj.comMarine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next ElectionJudges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections. 121
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 29/03/2025So after kicking me out for being a racist misogynist who's harassed women, they replace me with a racist misogynist who's harassed women. 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Yes, it's going very well indeed. It really is pleasing to learn just how much surplus cash racists and bigots have for grifters like me. 111
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025An announcement. Today, I am launching a national inquiry into the rape gang scandal. Of course I don't actually care and I'm not even in a position to launch a national enquiry. It sounds good though, and I'm sure I'll find someone to blame when the enquiry doesn't actually go ahead. 121
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Have I mentioned I give my MP salary to charity yet today? I don't like virtue signallers, but I do love going on about how grand and charitable I am. 110
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I make no apology for what I am about to say. I find your attack on the most needy in our land abhorrent. Some of the posh, entitled, privately educated you deem "awful" are borderline destitute, down to their last few million. And now Labour expect them to pay tax just like everybody else! 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025To all my followers who expect to see my constant tweets regarding small boats, I must apologise. For the foreseeable future, I will instead be posting about Jacqueline Perry KC 20 times a day, calling her out for her accusations. I will not stop until she retracts her statement that I harass women. 031
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I have not harassed anyone, and I would never harass anyone. I will now hound this KC night and day, until he retracts his statement. 131
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025It remains to be seen if there really is a God. I am currently looking for another descriminatory group who pride themselves on racism, discrimination and fascism I can join. I had hoped to join NSDAP but sadly, they no longer exist. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025"Disgusting and contemptible"!? That's rich, coming from a man who turns up at board meetings smelling of fag-ash, stale-beer and failure. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Well, of course I'd still be part of Reform. This has all rather buggered my plans to oust Nigel and take over as leader. 100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025We're the party of hate. Don't tell me you didn't realise we also hate each other. 021
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Admittedly, it's a tenuous connection. I turned my farm into a racehorse training center. 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025How dare you divulge I'm uncircumcised! I will be instructing my legal team to contact you. 121
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025That seems unlikely. I only join political parties comprising of white, privileged men. 030
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Well thank you for your kind words Lee. That goes some way towards an apology for removing the whip from me. 122
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I'm considering names for my own political party. Currently, I've chosen The Lowe-nly Party. 0100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Rumours are circulating that I threatened Zia Yusuf with physical violence. Let me be abundantly clear - this is untrue. I do not stoop to threats of physical violence so if anyone else repeats this libelous rumour, I'll knock their block off. 1101
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Uncanny! That's exactly what Nigel said to me when I said he should take Elon's advice and stand aside do I can be party leader. 110
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Well, that's an unfair question. There's a 300 character limit on here, and it's a very long list. 110
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 03/02/2025That's actually quite threatening and just in case, I think I might have to hide in the interests of self preservation. I'll go to my constituency, no one would think of looking for me there. 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I just don't know what this world is coming to. You do a couple of innocent little Roman Salutes, and everyone calls you a Nazi. 240
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 15/01/2025We are delighted to welcome Kaymey McIvor to the fold. Reform is proud to be made up of tax Dodgers, wife beaters and now a sexual deviant. We are currently in walks with the police so we can get Ivor Caplin released so he can join as well. 021
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 14/01/2025If your local laws are incompatible with Meta, then your local laws MUST BE CHANGED. 022
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Oh, do stop boasting Lee. Just face facts, you'll never out smart a peanut. 021
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I would like to offer my deepest sympathy to all my colleagues at Reform, who have to endure Nigel's leadership. Musk and myself are doing everything we can to rectify this situation, and I will be taking over as soon as possible. 082
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 10/01/2025media.tenor.coma raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer .ALT: a raccoon is sitting on its hind legs with its hands folded in prayer . 020
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I was shocked this morning to learn my energy provider has had me under internal investigation, owing to my exceptionally low electricity bills. Had they discussed this with me, I'd have been able to tell them that I much prefer gaslight. 031
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Absolutely! We'll on the proviso that I'm party leader by then. There's a slight spanner in the works shifting Nigel as apparently, Donald doesn't want to lose his useful idiot. Elon has assured me however that he can persuade Donald that I'll do just as well. 200
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 09/01/2025He did, I sent it to him again. 040
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 09/01/2025While I would generally agree with you on this Ed, you (perhaps deliberately) omit the most important point. If it is for the purpose of putting Reform in power, it is then of course, totally acceptable. 100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Of course I'm a parody, didn't you see me in parliament earlier? Even Lindsay Hoyle called me an utter shambles. #SoProud ❤️ 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I voted to kill the children wellbeing bill too. I'm good at protecting abusers. 110
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025As a matter of fact, he did offer to supply a Tesla if I plan the rest and pick a nice long tunnel. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Well, of course I don't expect any of my family to be convicted of a crime. I may play the "man of the people" card, but don't forget I'm a millionaire and part of the establishment. You're all dust beneath my feet as far as I'm concerned. 100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Statement: Today I voted for the amendment requiring a nice lengthy enquiry prior to any child protection being enacted from the 2022 report. Let me be clear - I could not give a flying flamingo about child safety. But this is a goldmine for political point scoring! 020
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Hi Ed, welcome to the platform. I was wondering if you could help me with advancing my political career? Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel? 6110
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Hi Ed, welcome to the platform. I was wondering if you could help me with advancing my political career? Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel? 150
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Today's schedule: 4:30 AM Rise, check weather 5-6:30 Animal care 7-10 Fieldwork 10:15 Snack 10:15-12:30 Tasks 12:30 Lunch 1-3 Admin 3-5 Field 5-6 Animal care 6 Dinner 6:30-9 Paperwork 9 Sleep I don't know when I'm going to find time to write pointless letters asking for a repeat public inquiry. 030
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine! How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform? Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️ 030
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025This morning I have written to Nigel Farage - my message could not have been clearer. Hahahaha hahahaha, he's my friend now! 031
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025You might not, but I do! Keep quiet Nige, or I'll tell James you're a woman in disguise and set him on you. 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Something is happening out there 010