Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant. Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts. 100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Yes, it's going very well indeed. It really is pleasing to learn just how much surplus cash racists and bigots have for grifters like me. 111
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine! How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform? Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️ 030
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Something is happening out there 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Something is happening out there 020
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Something is happening out there 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Something is happening out there. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I am delighted to announce that planning has been approved and construction on my new constituency offices will start in the new year. 030
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Oh, Nige! You know how jealous Widders gets if you say bite me to anyone else, but her. 231
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 02/12/2024This is just unacceptable. These woke milks are coming over here illegally. The worst part is we don't even have a lactose minister for me to write to. I have written to Kier Starmer and requested he appoints one immediately. 100
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 30/11/2024STATEMENT Controversy has spread due to the Reform Party's decision to limit Ben Habib's reach within the party, and his subsequent voluntary disinvolvement. Reform has a strict vetting process for anyone seeking in any way to represent the party. Sadly, Mr Habib did not meet our criteria. 001
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Speculation has arisen to the situation ReformUK will be in if we lose Lee Anderson and are reduced to 4 members. I can reveal that negotiations are currently underway - Nigel is offering Lee another suitcase of cash to stay on. 030
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I thought I'd post about my constituency for a change. This is the sign we have, telling visitors that Great Yarmouth is called Great Yarmouth. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The damage this government is doing might likely never been undone. Good working people like Mr Lindsay may be forced out of their home and forced to live in a grotty little mansion. It's unthinkable. 020
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Two million signed. Starmer must not underestimate the determination of our Russian bot network. 190
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024A book for seven year old school children about illegal migrants... Telling them the truth about refugees before we can get to them with our dehumanising rhetoric. That's just not fair. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/2… 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 22/11/2024100,000 Reform members, a landmark number. It would have been 100,001 but when I asked @carolvorderman.bsky.social if she wanted to join my movement, she said "how dare you" and slapped me across the face. I reassured her I just meant join Reform, she said "I know" and slapped me even harder. 130
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024More divisive reporting from our so-called media. It is pretty obvious that if anyone had tried to attack Nigel, he could have used any one of the farmers as a human shield. There were even children he could have fended off a knife-weilding maniac with. He does not have that protection in Clacton. 110
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Our catastrophic pandemic response requires far more parliamentary scrutiny. The amount of tax payers money handed out to wealthy businesses was criminal. There needs to be an investigation into this. Don't investigate this business though, this was fine and totally above board. 020
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The 3 tractors that actually came to London are doing a fantastic job. They just need to drive round the block 1700 times, and hopefully it will look like 5000 tractors. 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 19/11/2024We've made it to London. It turns out the tractors aren't ULEZ compliant so we had to leave them behind. 010
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Nigel will be joining us in Westminster today. To anyone asking what business Nigel has sitting in a tractor, I'll say this - I've been known a man more adept at farming misinformation. 020
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Someone has created a truly outrageous meme. I expect the culprit to own up so I can start legal proceedings against them. 021
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Let me be clear when I say this - us fake farmers are prepared to go to any lengths to protect our tax dodge. 011
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Getting ready for the big day tomorrow and I've discovered I have a flat tyre. If anyone in Withington Cheltenham could lend me a foot pump, it would be much appreciated. Also, does anyone know how to start this thing? 041
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 17/11/2024As the CPS refuses to act, we will. I have written to the culture secretary and demanded the CPS are sent to RADA. In the meantime, Reform will be putting on a Christmas Panto, and Nigel has agreed to be the dame. 000
Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!) @rupertlowe.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Parody account? What's that? 010