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F. Salt Fitzgerald

@runwiththedogs.bsky.social
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Authentic frontier gibberish.

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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shitballs. Clown Town is going mask off.
Screenshot of a Facebook page announcing St. Cloud State Athletics is partnering with right wing propaganda outlet Alpha News for their First Responders nigh, aka Cop Lives Matter night.
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UMD Women's Hockey @umdwhockey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cue Gloria 🎶
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Person behind me at Pizzeria Due is trying Malort bc I guess they want the full Chicago experience.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gross. Step down, Mayor.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The degree to which police departments have financial incentives to over-respond to situations where their presence is straight up not needed at ALL, because they can make a bunch of extra money for zero personal risk, is something that even the pro-cop brigade should be concerned about.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CMU sweatshirt sighting at Megadeth/Maiden @redveale.bsky.social
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Futurama was mostly right.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Only in Texas would a NY-style deli be playing rock me mama with a wagon wheel
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fuck you talarico
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gah so many Nazis here at Slayer
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gird your loins for the Hermantown discourse
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ahhh I love seeing the midshipmen in the back, I used to do that ten thousand years ago
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri theonion.com/health-department-shut…
Health Department Shuts Down Guy Fieri
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ahhhhhhhhhh never thought I'd hear Dead Souls live
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wooo I Iove concerts
Three tall people totally blocking my view
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Doing a binge watch of M*A*SH* and realizing that Hot Lips has fucked like the whole senior officer corps. Respect.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Our last forward from Battleford, Sask has two rings so I think this is good.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Overheard on the bus: "Mike Portnoy Is good, but he is so overglazed."
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This Jawa dancing is SENDING me
Weird Al Star Wars encore with stormtroopers and a jawa dancing
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is the liar that claimed he was attacked with a shovel and who fired into a closed door of a private residence, in addition to shooting Julio.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We are all 80087355.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everyone's thrilled about Peggy (I am too) and I'm over here sad my preferred county commissioner candidate will advance to the primary in second place not first place.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is hyperlocal but seeing an Adam Schwarze truck parked outside of Amore Coffee this evening was so confusing.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cryingbiddy.gif
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am doing a binge of Family Ties and they were doing land back and me too before it was cool.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
First concert: GWAR Last concert: Echo and the Bunnymen Next concert: The Black Crowes Seen Most: Soul Asylum Haven't seen but want to: Depeche Mode
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What are we doing here?
The Hotel Robert E Lee in San Antonio.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm at the Alamo, which is closed, and I'm wondering why they didn't just tell that to Santa Ana.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this is fucking vile. Justice for Lorenzo.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
IT'S FUCKING JULY 8TH ENOUGH FUCKING FIREWORKS
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
JFC this is some sick shit.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Counterpoint: why not? Trump and the whole cabinet break laws all the fucking time.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jesus Christ enough fucking fireworks, it's almost midnight and not even a holiday you dipshits.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If the noon fireworks didn't do it, the barrage that lasted 2 1/2 hours straight might have.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yeah 12:30 pm is a great time to start fireworks, and I'm sure they won't give my lost cat a heart attack from fear (if he's still alive).
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
incredible pull. truly the greatest wedding ever to happen at Madison Square Garden
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
oh wow so woke
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Top: Lionel Hutz says "oh, they got this all screwed up"

Bottom: adjusted graphic with sharpie: "Minions director confirms: No, Minions Worked For Hitler!"
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Whoa I thought I was still alive; this must be how Bruce Willis felt
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rep. Tom Kean took leave to get help for depression. But as a member of Congress, due to voting for Medicaid work reqs, and as part of the New Jersey state leg, he hasn't made it easy for others to do the same. New w/ @hurwitz.bsky.social at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Tom Kean Jr. sought help for depression. He hasn’t made it easy for others to do the same.
The lawmaker spent nearly two decades voting against paid leave.
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Biddy @biddco.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
100 Days until the return of @umdmenshockey.bsky.social. Bruce Ciskie has eaten at 100 different Buffalo Wild Wings locations in his lifetime.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the thing that holds the GOP together has always been racism and we cannot forget that once these pigs start whipping up racist frenzies, they will coalesce their base.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
why are you doing this, @amyklobuchar.com???? I don't know why you'd rather pander to Republicans than do literally ANYTHING that shows solidarity with your voting base, but I continue to be appalled by this tendency.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If Trump supporters didn't support Trump's racism and sexism, the Iran debacle would end the Trump administration. Alas, as long as he keeps bashing Blacks and the LGBTQ community, we'll just keep doing this.
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ziggy is still missing, we saw him 2 houses down on 6/5/26 but haven't spotted him since.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
De Vaartkapoen, by Tom Frantzen, 1985
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
WE SAW HIM!!! He's 2 houses away, so we're close to getting him back!
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Looking at you, Sparty
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F. Salt Fitzgerald @runwiththedogs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
St. Paul people, my cat Ziggy has been missing since 6/1/26 near Cherokee Heights Elementary (last seen in the alley off Page btwn Ohio & Charlton). He is probably not far away, but he's afraid of everything so he's probably hunkered. If you know anyone in the immediate area, please share.
Ziggy, a missing orange tabby
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