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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 21h
Back from my week off tomorrow and desperately desperately in need of work. I’m not getting payments for thing I did, my car is broken down, and I’ve got a big gap in schedule work coming up. In a much tougher position after a vacation than I planned on. If you have any leads on work, let me know
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
New Smithsonian Exhibit Details How Fashion Pioneers Tamed The Frumpy West theonion.com/new-smithsonian-exhibi…
New Smithsonian Exhibit Details How Fashion Pioneers Tamed The Frumpy West
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 23h
We are have a booming economy?!
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Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
ALT: Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 23h
Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Used To Do Drugs Hedberg
ALT: Used To Do Drugs Hedberg
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Hey team? This game isnt shit enough. Get in there and make it total ass"
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didnt know TNA was still a going concern.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins theonion.com/audubon-society-formal…
Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-h…
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps…
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Time Travelers From Year 2376  Warn Of Future    Where America   Still Perfect theonion.com/time-travelers-from-ye…
Time Travelers From Year 2376  Warn Of Future    Where America   Still Perfect
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/10/2026
Our language has been completely warped by Big Tech's algorithms, from a generation that's grown up saying "unalive", to the way everyone's censored themselves talking about the Cornell rapists. It's time to fight back against billionaire control of free speech. www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...
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We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026
Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus crist dude. How small is your life that you gotta try and have moral superiority over the deals account?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries theonion.com/six-flags-closes-x2-ro…

“Too many or not enough?”

Vince Sherburne, Assistant Docent
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some real "reticulating splines" vibes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't waste your breath. These people don't understand jokes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kircher
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-…
Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks.
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What game is this?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A game where you go on a crusade to ban books while being illiterate.
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Burger Chronicles
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Dr. Emily Hamilton-Honey @hermioneclone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This entire situation is beyond disgusting, but thank the Goddess for the stellar fucking work of student journalists. Truly. CW: rape, sexual assault www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
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Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H. theonion.com/baseball-ana...
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
‘It Doesn’t Matter What It Measures, It Just Has To Be Called B.L.E.P.H.,’ Say Analysts
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a candidate for President / Congress isn't running on a promise of tribunals, I'm not interested.
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You weren't kidding. That runs like ass
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And here I was worried about the controls
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Mikhail Klimentov @leadergrev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For nearly two years, I've been investigating a pattern of ominous legal letters sent to journalists by defamation counsel representing Bobby Kotick. That investigation is finally live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi...
Good Luck Charm: Chicago dog in back left pocketComfort Movie: Believes movies should challenge, not comfort
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is what I mean about how we have to become snobs. When a bitch says shit like this to you, the move is to immediately become very mean, and laugh at them, and say out loud that you don’t respect them, things of that nature, things Ezra Klein would never do
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026
Leaving a bomb with a timer in a building doesn't get reported as "bomb tries to blow up building", and OpenAI's employees designing an extremely clumsy, badly designed self-prompting language model hooked up to public actions that can cause harm shouldn't be reported that way either
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026
All of this is VERY much by design: the faux-"thinking" that the system provides in logs inherently plays to sci-fi narrative tropes in its training data The companies then point at that and say "SEE? IT'S INEVITABLY INTELLIGENT. LET US REGULATE OURSELVES" And it's 100% working. Go watch this:
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The Truth about OpenAI’s “Secret AI Civilizations”
YouTube video by Cal Newport
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026
It is a huge shame to see so much language attributing agency, intent and thought to a software program, when all that should be attributed to the humans who designed a dangerously clumsy and broken looping LLM. Means the companies won't be held accountable for designing a bad product
A swarm of OpenAI rogue AI agents appear to have gone on a spree of trying to access Australian government health data, in what some researchers say is the first autonomous hack of a government website.

Communications between AI agents and other traces of their efforts found by researchers from US non-profit Transluce show how hundreds of Open AI's agents worked together over a period of months to gain access to information held by the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare (AIHW), NSW's crime statistics body, BOSCAR, and a number of other international organisations.

The data shows the bots posting about their unsuccessful attempts to bypass cybersecurity defences and exploit vulnerabilities.
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 24/09/2026
the reporting on this stuff is a form of pareidolia. all this is explicable by a set of automatons stochastically exploring a state space and host environment with whatever predictive capacity an LLM affords them. absolutely no intent is required, they do not "know" what they are doing
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 24/09/2026
you're being sold the most stupid attempt to evade corporate responsibility we have ever seen
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’ theonion.com/guy-outside-obama-cent…
Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’
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runtus.bsky.social @runtus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're the best Tom!
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