Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 05/08/2026Now it’s not only way off base - but predicting substantial rain 🤣 There is exactly zero chance of rain in the foreseeable future for this region. 000
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/07/2026Top is my outdoor monitor (internal data). Bottom is same time public data. (Middle is my indoor sensor if your curious) 200
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/07/2026Baseball needs relegation and the A’s should’ve been relegated years ago. 000
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 02/11/2025Honestly the fact check should have just been the title and the entire article 020
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 29/10/2025Among the more interesting developments is that MLB has decided the World Series brand is too weak and that small market trail races have a better brand property they should try to latch onto. 020
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/09/2025👋 Hello @emberfest.eu ! Or should I say @warp-drive.io conf 2025 🤔 091
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 08/09/2025If you ever contributed to @warp-drive.io (via github - sorry folks from the pre-git and pre-GitHub years - that's mostly you Charles Jolly) you're now listed on the front page ♥️ 072
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 30/08/2025Why yes, configuring @warp-drive.io did just get a lot easier. Glad you noticed! 0113
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 25/08/2025My DoorDash delivery person left the phone call running when I popped out the door to collect the food. This may be the worst/most awkward AI transcription ever, and it missed the best part 😆 (the next actual sentence spoken was let me take a photo of this) 010
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 14/08/2025ooooof. I see what you are saying now. I don't think a single person has ever realized this is true, and it makes me pretty incredibly sad. This should not be the case. 210
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 14/08/2025So I should PR removing all of this from the MDN docs since the spec has changed? 200
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 14/08/2025So TIL about stripInternal, which is great except that it also turns out typescript adds a random #private member to classes that have JS private fields.... and this is used in type comparisons 😱 320
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 29/05/2025Oh huh, 2 years later, we’ve only gotten further away, and yet you want to believe so hard you’ve convinced yourself it’s just one more iteration away. 100
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 29/05/2025File this under horrendous takes. I did not watch it go from “zero to better intellisense to junior dev in a couple of years”. I watched it go from zero to better intellisense to worse than a junior dev to worse than intellisense to completely useless. 160
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 26/05/2025I asked AI to cleanup and modernize my huge monolith codebase 360
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 22/05/2025The configuration story for @warp-drive.io is about to get a lot simpler. When we were iterating on EmberData we broke it apart into packages with well defined boundaries. Then we added new packages that replaced some of the old packages with better implementations. Ended up with a lot of packages. 130
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 19/05/2025I've always known redwood regional was a magical place, but did you know it has a mystery portal that takes you to Salem Oregon? 010
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/05/2025Discovered via the @allthingsweb.dev discord and @andrelandgraf.com that there’s a term for this now: “AX” or “Agent Experience” to complement DX and UX. 040
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 15/05/2025Hey @discord.com, you can remove this ridiculous and intrusive ad experience or expect that I stop paying you $100/yr for Nitro 010
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 15/05/2025Decided to try rolldown-vite vite.dev/guide/rolldo... turns out it has a dependency on real vite so can't 🙈 200
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 15/05/2025Too much snark? Or just the right amount of snark? Docs landing page for @warp-drive.io (overall the manual is still very much under construction 🚧) docs.warp-drive.io 220
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 12/05/2025Not what they teach us in US history. First I’ve heard of the Dutch customs origin myth but it sounds more plausible than the below swill: 000
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 11/05/2025So far loving what vitepress offers out of the box for building great docs. I do kinda wish the router was better: the file based routing needs at least the ability to remap names - but generally its been a smooth buildout for @warp-drive.io 140
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 23/04/2025Turns out the answer to this is probably "just use keynote" 100
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 19/04/2025Among the 1000 things I find wrong with it, holy hell how is this the best Coda could do for "here's a folder" 010
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 14/04/2025Seems like it doesn't take much - e.g. only a single request - for @github.com to decide browsing docs is bad 110
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/04/2025closer .... (also, was inspired to add a few new concepts to the test runner to support TDDing) 110
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/04/2025Making steady progress on @warp-drive.io cache operations to support reactive updates to granular state changes streamed in via things like websockets or server events 161
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 05/04/2025These new errors in @warp-drive.io are smarter than you might realize thanks to FuseJS. I'm feeding it the available schemas to generate recommendations for common payload mistakes like improperly formatted resource types and payload keys. For #emberjs and 🔜 any reactive framework you are using 💚 130
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 03/04/2025In the next release of @warp-drive.io Opt-In (for now) validation of data pushed to the cache. 071
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 21/02/2025Ah yes. Toll evasion in a country I’ve never driven in and haven’t visited in 12 years is definitely real. 140
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 27/01/2025You know the Eagles are probably gonna lose to the Chiefs on Karma alone when their fans are so sensitive they preemptively block any account that mentions the Chiefs might win 😂 030
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 13/01/2025Hey Apple, while I don’t mind on-device AI since it maintains data privacy, I still don’t want you listening on my phone mic for the sound of my stove lighting when I make tea. 020
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 26/12/2024@jlarky.bsky.social no. Relay never could do this, and is the opposite of what I’ve been building towards. Render should derive from fetch, not fetch derive from render. 150
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 08/12/2024Strava AI would like me to know that running 100 miles, the dozen or so marathons, the 40 milers, and the 6 or so 50ks I did this year don’t count. 010
Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 04/12/2024This means 141 (~1.4%) of applications were invalid. I’m surprised it’s that high: I wonder if this rate is typical. Maybe surprising that only 60 of the invalid entries were 1 ticket… #wser 110