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Chris Thoburn

@runspired.com
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📍Kensington, CA, North Mexico Husband |🦮parent | ⛰️Trail Runner | OSS Software Engineer building a better Web with @emberjs.com and @warp-drive.io 👨🏼‍💻Senior Staff Engineer at AuditBoard, Ex @linkedin.com IsleOfCode

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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/09/2026
I know we're all tired of hearing about the Clancy case - but all I have to say on it is that this dude being a dick is so representative of where we've degenerated to in society... in more ways than one. Textbook cut off his nose to spite his face. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Clancy juror says holdout didn't show 'single piece of evidence' explaining vote
The jury in Clancy's trial failed to reach a unanimous verdict.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/09/2026
"death-to-issues because prompts" is the dumbest shit I've heard this year in the AI space. What linear.app got wrong in their new direction is that agentic is fundamentally about handoff linear.app/next If you cant curate the tasks, timeline and priorities no AI integration is ever going to work.
linear.app
Linear – The system for product development
Purpose-built for planning and building products with AI agents.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/09/2026
I didn't like my first experience trying to use Linear and I'm not liking my second experience either. Linear clearly understands project management about as well as Coda (I'm sorry "SuperHuman") understands knowledge management - which is to say not-at-all.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/09/2026
Next linear.app question: the navigation is significantly worse than JIRA ... which is obviously very hard to do. And unlike JIRA, it doesn't seem to be configurable at all. What settings have I missed?
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 09/09/2026
Fans of linear.app, is everyone paying for Enterprise just to get access to basic organizational primitives?
linear.app
Linear – The system for product development
Purpose-built for planning and building products with AI agents.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 29/08/2026
Given eslint doesn’t look like it’ll be able to support TS7 for years, what are folks planning to use in the meantime? Subset of pseudo-type-aware lints from oxlint or biome?
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 27/08/2026
Kuminga is not good and NBA teams know this, which is how he falls all the way down to 6M/yr. I’ll be unsurprised if he falls out of the league in a few years. But he’s also better than 6M, and he really needs to fire his agent if he wants a real shot at a decent contract.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 22/08/2026
PR Stacks in GitHub is just a conspiracy to get you to spend 10x as much money on CI while moving 100x slower - yeah?
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 22/08/2026
I have until now managed avoid getting anchovies on pizza. Got a wrong order pizza tonight - it has anchovies. I can now definitively stand by the choice to have avoided them, and have added a belief that people that add them to pizza are gross.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 20/08/2026
One of the reasons I’m convinced the earth is dying faster than any of us care to admit - I spend a lot of time in dirt. I can’t remember the last time I saw a worm. As a kid all I had to do was dig a quarter inch or pick up some leaves and the worms were everywhere.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 19/08/2026
I’ll be speaking at EmberFest in Prague on September 18th - hope to see some of you there!
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/08/2026
I’m convinced JJ Abram’s is a billionaire conspiracy to ensure that the common folk can’t have anything nice.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 11/08/2026
I firmly believe that OSS projects that insist on a reproduction to even open an issue are as bad as any license poison pill
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 11/08/2026
How many more years do we have to wait for entrypoint based rollup of type declarations exists do we think?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 24/07/2026
LeBoring
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/07/2026
Anyone else have an outdoor weather station from IQAir/AirVisual? I've been noticing the publicaly reported data from mine is wildly different from the internally reported data (and the internally reported data matches reality). Often it showing >20F lower than reality.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/07/2026
Baseball needs relegation and the A’s should’ve been relegated years ago.
The As lost to the Nationals 23-4. Yes you read that right. Yes the baseball teams.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 15/07/2026
Might have to take up golf again just so I can overhear some Draymond/Lebron chats on the turn.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/07/2026
If you’re a software engineer, designer, or technologist who wants to help make City government work better and faster, apply to join our PIT crews at nyc.gov/pitcrew.
Mayor Mamdani races on a Go Kart.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 10/07/2026
Lakers are the only team that want Kuminga and don't even have a path to offer him 10M, which is at least twice what he's worth (if you're even willing to take the chance on him). Meanwhile Kuminga wants 25M. That right there is why he's never been close to being a starter let alone a star.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 09/07/2026
Guess that War Powers invocation was pretty meaningless, huh?
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 08/07/2026
who regrets shipping FedCM?
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 30/06/2026
There was literally no better landing spot for JK than Atlanta and he couldn’t make it to the next season there… Anyone with actual ball knowledge watching the Warriors knew this would be the outcome. He’s a chance you take for 2M, not 20-30 or the worse the 60 he thinks he’s worth.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 18/06/2026
Paypal forces you to change your password or be blocked from your account if you file a charge dispute 😮
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 12/06/2026
People see headlines like this and assume its due to something like "schools are so bad even smart kids cant read anymore" ... no. kids these days just aren't putting up with BS from Academia anymore. The days of assigning hundreds of pages of dense reading per night as a flex are over.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 11/06/2026
I just had the unfortunate experience of being forced to install Adobe Acrobat Pro - and like omg. How does software in this era still "require" root? How does installing it take 3GB? And how does downloading 3 GB on 2GB fiber take 35min?!
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 09/06/2026
I called the Knicks for the championship and I still expect them to pull this out. But I also have been loving the Spurs and I’m excited that the Knicks lost in front of Trump and that we will get at least a game 5. I need a game 7.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 09/06/2026
My main thought so far in this finals: how scary Wemby is going to be once he adds 35lbs and has decent cardio
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 09/06/2026
lol that was NOT a push.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 08/06/2026
There’s no greater proof needed that Republicans have no interest in fair elections with a clear paper trail and no fraud than their inability to understand that California is the one state that actually has these things - and that because we have them it takes a while to count and verify the vote.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 06/06/2026
I swear DoorDash removes the “open now” filter every other week.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 06/06/2026
Jalen Brunson out here working hard to convince everyone that the Dallas Mavericks are the NBA’s Cleveland Browns
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 04/06/2026
so far game 1 is everything I'd hoped this series would be
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 02/06/2026
Days since I discovered a significant perf issue or crash was related to use of array spread...
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Fry Resets Accident Counter
Alt: Futurama: Fry Resets Accident Counter 0 from 1 after having an accident installing it at 1. Indicating that the days since the last perf incident in which the author has found the root cause to be array spread is constantly 0
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 02/06/2026
Hey Slack ... could you stop deciding anything that gets pasted with a leading tab character is a table? That's be great. K thanks.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 31/05/2026
People seem to think Wemby threw an elbow intentionally. I don't. I think people are forgetting that he's nearly half a foot taller than even most super-tall bigs. He literally just put his arm out for spacing at below shoulder height, something every player does when driving dozens of times a game.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 29/05/2026
I haven't had time to research yet who I want to vote for in the primary for CA Governor. I know who the leading candidates are - but little about them. And yet - I can tell you I'm NOT voting for.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 26/05/2026
In the immortal words of Josh Hart, analytics are like a lamppost to a drunk man. Unfortunately for Harden he’s not only drunk, he’s so high the lamppost looked like a ref so he flopped.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 26/05/2026
Harden is on fire, analytically.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 26/05/2026
Donovan Mitchell signaling for a review after pulling Bridges out of the air by his arm is a strong signal this is over for the Cavs from the start. Like dude - if they review that you get a flagrant.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 24/05/2026
I always felt Mike Brown was the coach that got away for the Warriors. Have wanted him back to replace Kerr. Excited for his success with the Knicks even if it means the reunion chance is now zero.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 21/05/2026
The officiating crew tonight for OKC is one of my least favorite because they are always clearly running an agenda: and tonight the agenda seems to be that you can maul anyone on the spurs for free but even mild contact will be called on the other end.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 20/05/2026
Is this an all time meltdown by the Cavs? To be up 22 with 7min to play to losing by 11? Has there ever been a bigger meltdown? Will Harden ever recover from this?
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 20/05/2026
For the record I posted this when the Cavs were up 13, about to be up 20, and the Knicks hadn’t realized they could just attack his lazy ass. If I can see this, multiple coaches should be fired.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 20/05/2026
This seriously might be the best NBA playoffs ever.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 20/05/2026
What is James Harden doing on this court? Like this is an absurdly low level of effort being given for a playoff game.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 19/05/2026
That was absolutely a flagrant 1 by SGA. By definition out of control acts are flagrant 1. Saying it’s not based on the technicality of a different foul already having been committed is ridiculous.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 16/05/2026
ooooh I'm not alone in the senselessly hating webp fanclub 😂 ftr the option some browsers now give you to download as PNG instead of as WebP has softened my hatred.
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Chris Thoburn @runspired.com · 16/05/2026
Remember when the Warriors took the soul out of OKC and Durant left for the Warriors the next year? Remember how defeated OKC seemed in the last 2 minutes of that game? Resigned to their fate, unwilling to continue to fight? Yeah... So um.. If ANT Man were a free-agent he'D be a Spur next year.
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