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I love the "faster than a great white shark" line. Oh, are they supposed to be fast? I'm sorry, I've just been too fucking terrified that they exist to bother looking up if they're fast or not for 43 fucking years.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Knowing Kansas City, we should be getting a Celery Man card in one of these metro systems pitchfork.com/story/jimmy-...

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Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man

ALT: Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Really comes across like “big city paper laughs at some bumble fuck Midwest losers”

The New York Times
October 7, 2026
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They Argued About Trump at a Dog Park. Then They Pulled Their Guns.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ha! I had a 90 minute tape with Warren G on one side and Doggystyle on the other, and my dad found it and locked it in his gun cabinet until I turned 18.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had the “Give It Up”/“Bedlam 13:13” cassingle and Muse Sick-n-Hour Mess Age on cd.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My favorite thing about this is that even though he’s flanked by a top hat, two ridiculous pairs of sunglasses, and has, idk, a navy fleet? behind him, my first thought was, “whoa! Is Chuck in a Bears hat????”

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I don’t know what to do when my only positive feelings are about baseball.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Democratic Socialists won’t shut up about leaving this country in a state of Terry Funk vs Cactus Jack in Japan

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s ok to hate all the turds making this possible, up to and including the judges doing this. You don’t have to pretend there’s common ground with people the world would be better for having never known.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Playing a support role on the sequel to last year's BL/Heated Rivalry talk this Friday, focused on GL. My interest in Y-series/BL/GL is always hyper-focused on the Phillippines pandemic-era tv shows, but happy to talk up the burgeoning GL scene in Thailand jccc.libcal.com/event/17747546

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BL Presentation, Girl's Love Edition: From Sapphic Stories to Toxic Yuri

Join us for a long-awaited follow-up presentation to our Spring 2026 talk on the BL genre, back by popular demand--this time focusing on the history of sapphic stories, presented...

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now that last week's done I can finally laugh at this photo properly.

dipshit drake repping a dipshit Astros team despite being from Toronto like a dipshit.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

he just hears "ha HAA! ha HAA!" behind him and jumps

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It was very much “this isn’t for me but I’m fascinated” compared to something like BLACKSTAR where I was like “oh. Yeah, no, I get this.”

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Colin Hay pre-Scrubs bump and TMBG too, forgot I saw those this week. But yeah, the Zevon episode upon reflection was a real collection of huge losses (as if Rip Torn and Garry Shandling weren’t big enough)

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Speaking of Larry Sanders musical guests, this week I saw Butthole Surfers and Paul Westerberg and I’ve never wished a pretend show were real quite as hard.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I couldn’t find a picture of the ones walking through the valley who move west down Ventura Blvd

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

See you in 2027 for Sunn O)))’s ‘Big Church [megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért]’

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I thought Megan Fox was selling me heartburn meds.

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

These war dot gov commercials have big loser energy

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2 Barrys to Midnight @runningboard7.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@dankmccoy.bsky.social when I saw the BLECCHXORCIST in the newsletter, my brain said, 'the Bechdorcist' which I guess is just when studio execs force possessed women to talk about the boys they like.

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