Chookmare Can we just keep going? Protagonist What are you, a speedrunner? Fine. Chookmare Hup! Protagonist Oh, these guys. Chookmare Be careful! Protagonist I am never careful.

Chookmare Can we just keep going? Protagonist What are you, a speedrunner? Fine. Chookmare Hup! Protagonist Oh, these guys. Chookmare Be careful! Protagonist I am never careful.

Chookmare Hup! Protagonist Oh, what!? Chookmare Hup! Protagonist C’mon, you have to do better than this! Chookmare What is it? Protagonist These spikes! They’re just triangles with a gradient put over them. They don’t even look sharp! Protagonist And before you say anything I don’t mean from a physical standpoint I mean there’s no menace. Spikes are supposed to be scary and look dangerous and make you go “Oh no, spikes!” Protagonist Are they one-hit kills at least? Chookmare You take 30 damage and teleport to the start of the room. Protagonist This place is so FROGGING PATHETIC.