Chookmare Can we just keep going? Protagonist What are you, a speedrunner? Fine. Chookmare Hup! Protagonist Oh, these guys. Chookmare Be careful! Protagonist I am never careful.

Chookmare Can we just keep going? Protagonist What are you, a speedrunner? Fine. Chookmare Hup! Protagonist Oh, these guys. Chookmare Be careful! Protagonist I am never careful.

Chookmare Hup! Protagonist Oh, what!? Chookmare Hup! Protagonist C’mon, you have to do better than this! Chookmare What is it? Protagonist These spikes! They’re just triangles with a gradient put over them. They don’t even look sharp! Protagonist And before you say anything I don’t mean from a physical standpoint I mean there’s no menace. Spikes are supposed to be scary and look dangerous and make you go “Oh no, spikes!” Protagonist Are they one-hit kills at least? Chookmare You take 30 damage and teleport to the start of the room. Protagonist This place is so FROGGING PATHETIC.

Esecutore Sigh. I suppose it make sense for someone so cowardly to become so high strung. Esecutore If he had an ounce of self-awareness he’d realize that someone who is scared of everything is not the best barometer for whether something is scary and worth locking up. Esecutore Une didn’t deserve to get caught up in all of this. Nobody does. Esecutore You agree with me, right?