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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I’m going to get an ice cream cone tattoo on my forehead. Jill’s trying to talk me out of it but Hegseth said it’d be, “Icy.” Which apparently is a good thing. Told you kids Trump was on the Epstein list #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

My son Hunter Biden would make a great president in 2032. I’m so proud of him for finding his laptop. Jill and I paid $3,200 for it, computers aren’t cheap. He’s been using my Gateway from 2001. #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Here’s a picture of my beautiful wife Jill with our 2 dogs, Champ and Major. Donnie Trump can’t get 2 loyal dogs and a real wife. Time to show Barry Obama how to play Pickle Ball. #Biden2028 #TrumpHasSmallPP

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Press Release: Hunter has a hangover again and will miss brunch. That boy and Hegseth need a real job and out of my basement. Jill made poached eggs and pop tarts, I need a true chef like Guy Fieri. Don’t tell Jill, she thinks she makes the best pop tarts #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Meet Willow, she’s still gaining dominance in her new neighborhood. #Caturday

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I’m going to whip Jake Paul’s ass on PPV and donate the proceeds to NPR and PBS. Might get Jill a gift certificate to get her nails did too. #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Looks like we’re going into a recession due to Donnie Trump. Jill and Michelle are clipping coupons while the Bushs are collecting empty beer cans from the party for the return deposit. #Biden2028 #MitchMcConnellStoleMyLiquor

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

My keg stand went 18 seconds longer than Hegseths. Lindsey Graham is making out with Chuck Schumer. (My gaydar is on point) MTG is wasted, crying and trying to convince Cory Booker that she’s not a Neanderthal. Gotta go, Jill’s coming #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

My son Hunter and Hegseth just went out to get a keg. I told Jill it’s just going to be one of those nights. My neighbor Bill Clinton thinks Colbert and Biden has a nice ring to it for the 2028 presidential election. #Biden2028 #Colbert2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

This is such a wonderful Me-Me you kids made. One thing you got wrong, I was one of the best damn Presidents this country has ever had… (suck on that Barry Obama) So Ive earned the have the right to brag. Jill says it’s time for Gunsmoke and Johnny Carson. Good night kids, Joe #Biden2028 #TrumpsDumb

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I want to prepare everyone for the up coming news you might hear… I’m on the list. I must thank Rob Manfred for putting me on the Home Run Derby List. I hit a 496 ft bomb with Barry Obama pitching to me a few minutes ago. Watch out Jazz Chisholm Jr. #MLB #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

George and Laura Bush are coming over for dinner later. I’m hoping to get their endorsement for 2028 #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Barry Obama and I just beat Donald and JD Vance in half court. Waiting on a ride home from Vance, but he’s still in the locker room putting on his eyeliner. Jill knows where the real Black Mamba is. #Biden2028 #Kobe

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

They might call me Sleepy Joe but I haven’t slept since 1984. Oh, and I whipped Hegeseths ass for puking on my couch. #Biden

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Jill and Michelle just left, they’re going to thrift stores today. Barrack and I gotta get drunkard Hegeseth off my basement couch before they get back.

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Bill Clinton keeps calling me and asking me what an autopen is. I used USPS to mail this newspaper article from 12.5 years ago when Barrack was my boss. Time to watch Bonanza and The Andy Griffith Show with Jill. Good night kiddos, Joe #Biden2028 #TrumpHasSmallPP www.politico.com/story/2013/0...

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Jill said it’s Sunday Funday! I’ve done all my chores and Honey Do Lists so I smoked a J with Hunter. Did you know Kid Rock sounds even worse lit? I could whip his ass in his shitty Nashville bar with Bawitdaba playing in the background any day #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Barrack and I are close best friends, but it has nothing on the mutual friendship Donald had with Jeff Epstein. Jill is yelling at me, gotta go

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Anybody got a few minutes to spot me in my home gym? Hegeseth and Hunter are drunk from brunch and I don’t trust Jill with 10 reps at 275lbs. #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Kendrick paged me so I found a pay phone. He says that Gavin Newsom told him that Drake is all over those Epstein files.

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Id like to thank Rob Manfred, Commissioner of the MLB for inviting me to pitch the entire 2025 All-Star Game. Unfortunately, Paul Skenes will need to pitch. I have a blister from working on my Ghost Fork and I can’t pass the PED test #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Pete Hegeseth is coming over brunch. Hunter told me that Pete can’t handle his liquor. I’m going to convince him Hunter would make a fine General when he’s wasted

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Not many people know I was a Blood at the University of Delaware in 1965, and a Crip at Syracuse University College of Law in 1968. #Thuglife

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Jill just informed me that Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr are two different people. #Biden

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I chopped down a cherry tree when I was 6 yrs old like George Washington. I lied about it, I used only my hands. #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Good morning America. Jill and I had coffee, did Wordle and I went for a light run. I jogged a 1:28:32 half marathon to stay fit. (That’s 13.1 miles for the MAGA folks who don’t get off the couch.) Barrack Obama is visiting next week, Jill doesn’t think I can dunk on him anymore. #Biden #Biden2028

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Damn, Jill’s feeling frisky after her bubble bath. Oh and another thing, I always wanted to thank the person or persons who came up with Dark Brandon. I’m Dark in certain areas and Jill’s about to be reminded. #Biden2028 #Maga

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Is it still Caturday? Don’t tell Jill but one time Willow shit in the Lincoln Bedroom. There’s a lot of shit in the White House #Photography #Caturday #Biden2028

My wife DR Jill Biden playing Lacrosse with our cat Willow

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Oh and another thing… Jill and I want to congratulate Klay Thompson for hard launching Megan Thee Stallion on Instagram. Now you kids have a good night

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I still get up to piss in the middle of the night… you piss in a diaper Donald

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Joe Bidens Backhand @runmountains.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Donald you smell like poop. It’s going to cost the taxpayers a lot of money to fumigate my old home.

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