Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Im not saying there are any 'good' billionaires out there. But have we even TRIED killing their parents in front of them in an alley behind a theatre yet??? 010
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Bet Gianni Infantino is feeling pretty silly right now 000
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Lots of people attacking Woody Allen for all of these photos of him on Epstein's Island, but NO ONE is pointing out the fact that he didn't even know Epstein as a child, they only met as adults 020
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Forgot it was Bonfire Night tonight, which my immigration lawyer just told me is the ONE thing I wasn't supposed to do here 🤦 010
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 30/10/2025me seeing the 6-7 meme: "Wow. We have truly reached the nadir of human civilization. Gen alpha are so desperate for human connection and shared cultural experience that they make memes about literally *nothing* just so people can feel a sense of belonging in an increasingly lonely and scary world-" 100
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Sure, I may feel like I'm less of a "grown up" than my parents were at my age, but you also **have** to remember that Deliveroo and Kpop Demon Hunters didn't exist back then 010
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Glad that Disney backtracked on the whole Kimmel thing. Had been hearing some pretty concerning rumours that they were going to double-down and kill Goofy off next for his (admittedly pretty radical) views on Palestine. 020
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Daniel Levy has the chance to do the funniest thing today 000
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 16/01/2025You: spend thousands on therapy and self-help in order to be more productive and feel better about yourself Me: add the words "in this economy" to every sentence to completely absolve myself of any personal responsibility 000
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Catching up on Traitors and honestly, they should all be murdered for not voting for Linda after her stirring performance as "6 year old trying to guilt her parents into taking her to Butlins" 010
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Every time someone on I'm A Celebrity says "I just have to remember why I'm doing this", I picture them rocking back and forth in the fetal position whispering "my agent told me to" over and over 010
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Gladiator 2 is what happens when Hollywood runs out of ideas that aren't "we should make Gladiator 2" 010
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I bought a teppanyaki grill to do at-home korean BBQ and that's basically the main thing I'm gonna remember happening in November 2024 000
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 23/11/2024My dear friend and fellow comedian @alexkitson.bsky.social has put together this lovely list of UK comedian accounts that everyone should know and follow, so be a cool person that people respect and go follow them all!!! (but mainly me) #ukcomedy #britishcomedy #standup #comedy 020
Runi Talwar @runitalwar.bsky.social · 27/02/2024So many new social media platforms now yet not ONE let's me publicly and brutally rank my Top 16 friends 😭 150