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Mort Crim

@run-ron-ron.bsky.social
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Scourer of the Nightly Skeets All of this is completely unserious In the beginning, the cosmic slop burped. Then I emerged. Thus, I was born without a birthday.

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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 13h
We will win 😂
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 13h
Absolutely. I’d unite the world in my villainy—achieving peace on Earth ✨
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
A say this about Magneto’s powers when I’m in traffic. Because I’d ball people’s engines up every time they make me catch the light.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
Piloting a Gundam or trying to rescue Zelda from Agahnim
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
Feel like I should call the authorities. Bro admitted to a federal crime
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
Not gon lie I probably would’ve went back asking bout it in this economy
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
Take all the help I can get. Because it kills me to see the absolute dumbest decisions on these game releases.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
I feel like they should let me run Xbox. The current folks and Microsoft in general don’t know what the fuck they’re doing smh
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
Oh you mess with Garmin. You know ball
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
NC: Two people have died from West Nile in Central NC Central NC:
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 14h
This fucking guy has no allegiance or duty to anything. No real principles. Just openly and disgustingly corrupt, incompetent, and a terrible human being. A piece of shit for the ages.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is pretty damn cool. Also, recently learned Willamette is pronounced in a way you would’ve never guessed. And they get really upset if you don’t pronounce it that way.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damn near bit this phone
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My alcohol consumption has decreased to about 3-4 drinks a month.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t know what going on. I’m not following ppl I know for sure I’ve been following
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why are we calling them agents like they’re real people? The rate the they’re trying to humanize technology while dehumanizing certain groups of people disgusts me.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Black is probably one of the most talented rapper/producers I’ve ever listened to. Deserves way more praise than he gets
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait what??? You know bro like that?
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Were we able to find out if they are working on Food From the Gods 2
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love Popeyes down. But every now and then you open that 12 pc box and ask: “Now what part of the chicken is this??”
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Those dudes are freakishly fast and a bit daring 😅
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Weeeeeee!!!
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had my pho
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IdleIrishMinds @idleirishminds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
⚜️
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They working on a third album right?
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Detroit マッシュ aka Heavy Pedal @mubou-rider.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mood this morning
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
Every time this “pure blood” “no race mixing” topic comes up it really is somewhat dehumanizing. Ppl really act like biracial ppl are Mudbloods, expressing disgust that someone like you would even be created. You’re an abomination!! It’s so weird to watch 🧍🏽‍♀️
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A good day
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait hol’on…
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Man's Surprised Disbelief Reaction
ALT: Man's Surprised Disbelief Reaction
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna be a sushi and pho weekend
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I get my jabs in when I can
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But also: All of the DoD’s social media accounts are like 95% of him promoting himself as leading the crusades. As SECDEF, you’re a CIVILIAN in charge of MANAGING the organization. Fucking act like it. Now is not the time to cosplay as the commando you didn’t even attempt to be when you were in.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The thing that annoys me the most about Hegseth is he’s cosplaying as General fucking Patton in WWII. Absolutely NO ONE in uniform wants the goddamn SECDEF showing up with his entourage to PT formation. The don’t even want they’re brigade commander showing up.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ayo
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one hates that dude more than companies that have to task out troops so he can create reels of himself doing PT and giving speeches. I can only imagine what those convos sound like.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just a learned a bit about how Scientology actually works. And wow. It’s really silly and stupid.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hol on I feel violated 😂😂
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yo
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Biggest bunch of pussies the world has ever seen. We deserve better villains
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only explanation that makes sense is those dudes are AI Because ain’t no way
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feel like hot cocoa weather outside
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My extreme/unreasonable view is that elected officials should not be allowed to engage in risky behavior while in office. Smoking, drinking, etc shouldn’t be allowed on the taxpayers’ dime. They have a responsibility to be healthy and not be a burden to society. I can’t be moved from this.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was basically the response when they asked him about Charlie Kirk not even a week after he died lmao
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let me borrow that when you get a chance
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The thing about that Paramount deal is there will still be multiple subscriptions across those services instead of one overarching subscription. And I just know each tier will have commercials. I hate the government for allowing this to be.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need to put a stop to public figures thinking conversations between them and their spouse, children, etc need to be content.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The barber need to be brought up on charges matter fact
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, he might need a lil angel and a lil devil on his shoulder lol
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