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Mort Crim

@run-ron-ron.bsky.social
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Scourer of the Nightly Skeets All of this is completely unserious In the beginning, the cosmic slop burped. Then I emerged. Thus, I was born without a birthday.

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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just had a breakfast burrito that has sat me down for the rest of the day. 10/10 would recommend
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And wash it all down with a bo’owh’o’wo’er
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Witcher 3 Remaster is something
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man…every time I get on here I be lost tryna figure out what/who yall talkin bout lol
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Yes Clap
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just realized I don’t remember ever being taught how to eat crawfish. I just knew apparently lol But I know the exact moment I learned how to tie my shoes.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I be making pancakes and shit
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s this controversy going on with this Rightwing Christian ass BBQ shop wanting to open up in Durham and the city is definitely letting them know they are not going for it 😂
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s something about 90s Cash Money that’s just timeless
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wangs @ewangs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure alright whatever that means
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Mr Ten Times Worse @takeiteasybk23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What she come back from???
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So…they got this Willy Wonka game show on Netflix with a disembodied Gene Wilder voice??? Like yall couldn’t find a charismatic host?? They just don’t give a fuck at Netflix no more
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LMAO
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apollo Brown and Skyzoo dropped a new tape? Let me go listen right quick.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There were some inclines that were so steep that I kept searching for a gear I knew wasn’t there. But I had to check 🤷🏾‍♂️😅. Shout out to the guy warning about the steep as decline on the other side. There were some sharp rocks and deep cuts in the road that had me nervous the whole way down 😬😭
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But man when I found it 🌞
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was still early in the morning and cold as hell in western VA. I was moving like this to find the sun 😭
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Miserable time. 10/10. Would recommend
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Small domino: People think children are peeing in cat litter at school. Big Domino: Pedophile president allows random people to start wars
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This Queenzflip/Rory shit was funny for two minutes now it’s corny. All kinda side characters announcing they had meetings and shit. It ain’t that serious bruh lol
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HATUNA MAKANA @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Almost paid damn near $65 to put DINOSAUR BONES in the gas tank. It’s a damn Elantra.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😅😅cmon now Bruce
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Mr Ten Times Worse @takeiteasybk23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Telling you that you need to handle that shit yourself
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fuck kinda shit my algorithm on??
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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𝐑𝐞𝐦 🕋 @obsidian.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
My 11 y/o nephew just told his white cousin “I’ll beat your white cracker ass” He for sure not saying the pledge to anything
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yall kids be saying the pledge at school?
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stream Frame purchased.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dems criticism of Trump should always be “He is the stupidest person alive, here’s why…”. Throw in “He’s a rapist” too. It will work everytime because his response will prove the point. All that “the American people” shit is corny.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Evil ass bitch
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They way people appear on Meta’s platforms even though Meta supposedly has no permission to access to my contacts list is something
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Umpteenth time’s the charm, but this migration attempt finally worked.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolute Batman is incredible
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn…
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh well…
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Kyrsten Simena's Thumbs Down in Senate
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3 and 4.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The face when you know they’re lying and bout to show them proof:
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna FedEx Iran whatever nuclear weapon they want. Because this shit gotta stop.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If y’all not busy and I order a burger and it take all day for me to get it, I ain’t coming back.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Vausch @vauschthepuca.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Game studios shouldn't be allowed to have an "ultimate edition" if it doesn't include all future DLC. "Ultimate" literally means "the greatest extreme: maximum" As in EVERYTHING. Releasing an Ultimate Edition then releasing new stuff that isn't in it? False advertising, far as I'm concerned.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TB coming back and everything
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing angers me more than restricting what SNAP recipients could use their benefits on.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still crazy to me that this man is able to serve in THIS administration as a Muslim American with duel loyalties to Turkey, and he’s never asked to square it with the conservative movement that is openly Islamophobic and xenophobic.
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Incredible
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Mrs. Menacing Spooky🇹🇹 @keeksreal.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
This freaky fucker Cause to be fair he just wanted his pot and his gold them thieving fucks
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Leprechaun In The Hood Smile
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Lizzie Borden story completely lost me 😭😭
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Mort Crim @run-ron-ron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow. Fucking incredible
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