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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 22h
Look you can be mad at me, but Lula achieved the fantasy people have wanted for years with Nixon and Trump; and guess what? They re-elected the criminal. people are THAT dumb and you have to do mind tricks to make them not vote stupid.
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the trial would've took years and make him look like a victim, had he gone to trial it probably would've had a bigger influence on the 1980 election instead of none at all
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's even dumber Brazil fell for this considering they could just, look at how we're doing; but idk, it turns out the median voter is a global phenomenom
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it turns out Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was the smartest thing he did; pardoning a former head of state, for whatever reason, is the only way people realized he did something illegal
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can see why he's really popular tho, he represents a chunk of millienial men who didn't have a personality until they were 30, and it's just pretending to be their dad
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't really have a bad opinion on shane gillis; but after giving his podcast a few attempts, my impression of his humor is "so uh, the other day i was watching the wnba... haha just kidding"
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hanes has no right airing an ad that sexual, those are cheap-o underwear, not calvin klein
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stone Avenue 370
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
darn it
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
collecting them like stamps
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well the Packers might actually suck for the indefinite future; which given how spoiled this fanbase is, a good 5 year period of sucking might do us some good
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stone Avenue 369
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse on Quandomai Island

Pete opens fires on a bush with a laser rifle repeatedly.

Pete: Take this, ya stinkin' CHEESE EATER!
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stone Avenue 368
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
there's jusssst enough oil in america to have a lobby that signs checks for the "causes a crisis in middle east" party; not a smart combo when diesel prices determine how expensive your food is
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's kinda insane how 70% of our oil comes from nations we have hostile relationships with, and at no point in the past 4 decades did we make an attempt to not have our entire infustructure depend on it
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the world needs engineers, it's still cool regardless
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
congrats on the work on your paper, juggling between art and education is never easy
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got a hunch those infamous veggietable/meat jello recipes from the 50s-70s was some failed marketing stunt by gelatin companies; you always see those pictures in cook books but never family photos
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stone Avenue 367
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stone Avenue 366
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discopawbs @discopawbs.buny.social · 17/09/2026
i have Theories
A diagram showing two styles of cartoon anthro mousegirl, with labels pointing to different features on each: on the left, "Round noggin, small handpawbs, petite peets, elegant [tail], demure smile." On the right: "BIG [EARS], POINTY [FEET], LOOOOONG [TAIL], STUPID TAIL!!!". The large text reads: "A Typology of Cartoon Mice"
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
barstool doodles
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
covid showed us the only time Americans will actively unify against the government is if we're given rules; voters will tolerate 15 dollar gas, but if you tell them there's a "ration," they'll lift congress from the ground, carry it across America & throw it into a volcano
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we're undoubtedly living through the worst possible scenario; but all the fearmongering I feel is a lil silly, things are gonna get expensive by a dollar every month until we get a new president
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there's something about news footage that ages worse than most filmed media; a movie from 2003 can still feel a lil modern, but any CNN clip older than 5 years looks so dated
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh you can tell Seahawks winning the Superbowl pissed Goodell off; the refs are hoooooorrrrriiible today
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
caught her in a good mood
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lay off her territory
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's all up to Harper
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
honestly, I wanna see gas go up to 10 dollars a gallon, lets see what happens
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hard to believe it's been a whole orbit around the sun
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the patriots coach is so funny, everytime they cut to him i feel like he should be in mid-bite of a corndog
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh yeah, football is back baby 😎
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there she is, the iconic pooch
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don't know
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I remember some fox news guy was fake crying about his death, only to immediately drop the act and call for the jailing for far left extremists, and my dad went "what? nooo wha- don't make this political! the man just got shot!"
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
its crazy how prime Kirk's assasination was for martyrdom, most people were ready to look past his whole career and remember him fondly; but the response to his death was so blantantly bizarre, normal people just went "oh its a political thing" and moved on
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i have met plenty of robo artists before, the issue is they don't band together
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
millennial spotted skunk
pen and watercolor. A spotted skunk does their signature hand-stand. Next panel: the skunk is holding back yelling: GAAAHHH MY BACK!
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"guy fieri doesn't swallow the food on his show" is the one millienial conspiracy i'm sold on; how does a guy have a tv show where he eats food and we never see him swallow?
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
another dastardly scheme in action
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dell circa 2013
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
doodle of my buddy @plentyofsoup.bsky.social
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like the stereotypes of a decade usually get created during the last half, the first half is a weird haze of trends dying out while trying to force new ones
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the Harley Quinn trend makes sense, this to me feels like if you saw 6 women dressed like Kim Possible; like... is there a reboot or something? why is this a trendy costume all the sudden?
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've seen at least 4/5 tinder profiles where they have a pic of them dressed like Raven from Teen Titans; I know it's a hot cosplay/halloween costume, but feels oddly specific
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the GOP was still incredibly unpopular after Obama and barely squeaked in bc Trump was that new; Maga's over, you can't do a 2nd Trump figure, and the base doesn't want a Bush; what do they do!?
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
democrats might just win the next 4 presidential elections bc who do they even run after this is over?
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
doodle of my buddy @plentyofsoup.bsky.social
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