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cartoonist, sports fan, caffeine consumer

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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well the Packers might actually suck for the indefinite future; which given how spoiled this fanbase is, a good 5 year period of sucking might do us some good
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stone Avenue 369
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse on Quandomai Island

Pete opens fires on a bush with a laser rifle repeatedly.

Pete: Take this, ya stinkin' CHEESE EATER!
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stone Avenue 368
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's kinda insane how 70% of our oil comes from nations we have hostile relationships with, and at no point in the past 4 decades did we make an attempt to not have our entire infustructure depend on it
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got a hunch those infamous veggietable/meat jello recipes from the 50s-70s was some failed marketing stunt by gelatin companies; you always see those pictures in cook books but never family photos
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stone Avenue 367
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stone Avenue 366
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discopawbs @discopawbs.buny.social · 17/09/2026
i have Theories
A diagram showing two styles of cartoon anthro mousegirl, with labels pointing to different features on each: on the left, "Round noggin, small handpawbs, petite peets, elegant [tail], demure smile." On the right: "BIG [EARS], POINTY [FEET], LOOOOONG [TAIL], STUPID TAIL!!!". The large text reads: "A Typology of Cartoon Mice"
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
barstool doodles
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we're undoubtedly living through the worst possible scenario; but all the fearmongering I feel is a lil silly, things are gonna get expensive by a dollar every month until we get a new president
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there's something about news footage that ages worse than most filmed media; a movie from 2003 can still feel a lil modern, but any CNN clip older than 5 years looks so dated
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh you can tell Seahawks winning the Superbowl pissed Goodell off; the refs are hoooooorrrrriiible today
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
caught her in a good mood
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lay off her territory
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's all up to Harper
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
honestly, I wanna see gas go up to 10 dollars a gallon, lets see what happens
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hard to believe it's been a whole orbit around the sun
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the patriots coach is so funny, everytime they cut to him i feel like he should be in mid-bite of a corndog
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh yeah, football is back baby 😎
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there she is, the iconic pooch
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don't know
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
its crazy how prime Kirk's assasination was for martyrdom, most people were ready to look past his whole career and remember him fondly; but the response to his death was so blantantly bizarre, normal people just went "oh its a political thing" and moved on
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
millennial spotted skunk
pen and watercolor. A spotted skunk does their signature hand-stand. Next panel: the skunk is holding back yelling: GAAAHHH MY BACK!
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"guy fieri doesn't swallow the food on his show" is the one millienial conspiracy i'm sold on; how does a guy have a tv show where he eats food and we never see him swallow?
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
another dastardly scheme in action
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dell circa 2013
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
doodle of my buddy @plentyofsoup.bsky.social
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like the stereotypes of a decade usually get created during the last half, the first half is a weird haze of trends dying out while trying to force new ones
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've seen at least 4/5 tinder profiles where they have a pic of them dressed like Raven from Teen Titans; I know it's a hot cosplay/halloween costume, but feels oddly specific
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
democrats might just win the next 4 presidential elections bc who do they even run after this is over?
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
doodle of my buddy @plentyofsoup.bsky.social
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can't tell if i'm balding or I got a really, really bad haircut
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
someone shitty better die tomorrow or Rum's gonna get upset
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in Peace Dolly Parton, have fun singing with the angels
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
pics from my trip
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I might end up as one of those people who ventures out to Vegas every year or so; I'm no better than a Disney adult
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
back from my Vegas vacation, and I guess the most shocking part was noticing how many blantant escorts were around; I don't think I went to one casino without noticing one
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's been 8 years, but I came crawling back
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dell circa 2013
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
household antics
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
another dastardly scheme in action
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
bought my first expensive watch, and this shit is alien; if you don't wear it long enough it'll just stop ticking
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"guys what if trump doesn't leave office" well a good way of starting that is by driving your own troops to suicide
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
she caught you lackin
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
harper's iconic heart burn
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
you can't keep a good rum down
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discopaws 🐰🐭🖱️💭🌐 @discopaws.buny.social · 15/08/2026
thinking about my beautiful children #zootopia
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if Hong loses it sucks, but idk this state is 70% retirees, the outcome kinda makes sense
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scratch 🍸 @rumcoat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
girlboss media shares a similar problem conservative/christian media has; where you can tell every plot has to be paired with or conclude with canned lectures the writer came up with the in shower
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