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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I hope this is about an upcoming video featuring scarecrows.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Not that Jake Paul has ever actually had a job or anything.

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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 10/10/2026

Lads, it's Tottenham

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

“You gotta know when to hold em//Know when to fold em” is also great relationship advice

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It has been a few weeks since Tottenham Hotspur have played, and I am ready to be disappointed again.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Making the old people in this bowling alley listen to Lamb of God. TouchTones rules.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pho is the culinary equivalent of wanting to sleep warm under a blanket in a cold room

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Freddie Mercury was British, why was he called Mr. Fahrenheit? They use Celsius.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Freddie Mercury was British, why was he called Mr. Fahrenheit? They use Celsius.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Does it have to be over? It just started 😭😭😭

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m not gonna let this fuckass soccer team ruin my Saturday, I have a prospective Magic playgroup this afternoon.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

His parents didn’t even give him a chance.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Disney has apparently killed the reboot of the Muppets Show in the cradle, and I’m not ok about it.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tried to pose a hypothetical question on Facebook and all the idiots I know in real life thought it was literal.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Disgusting if literal: living shit

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

About a month after my junior high best friend died, his AIM account signed in and it freaked me out pretty bad. His account was set to auto sign in and his brother had opened the program.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

@samreich.bsky.social your tie in I Spy looked really good. Props 👍

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

In this case, my girlfriend. My most loved treasure in this world. She admitted to me that she uses chatGPT to write her safety meetings at work. Instant betrayal.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Every time someone I know comes out as someone that uses AI, it feels like betrayal

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Between The Muppet Show getting a pilot and Coyote vs Acme being very good, actually, I’m starting to think we might be back.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I hate capitalism, but you wouldn’t know it by the way I act when the autumn decor hits the store.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Gradations of Perversity” sounds like an awesome band name

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Andy Robertson at right back is giving me a stroke

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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 22/08/2026

When the match kicked off I said I just wanted to enjoy watching Tottenham again. So far... I have not.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When we’re bad the commentators love to pile on. Pisses me off.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Schrödinger might have been a big influence on me.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I bet a GWAR halftime show at the Super Bowl would go pretty hard.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

It’s really fortunate that a guy with the surname Zombie grew up to direct horror movies.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

You may be cool, but you’ll never be “wear your own full name on your tshirt and also your name is Joe Cool” cool.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

“Don’t speak ill of the dead” hey listen if they don’t want people to talk bad about them when they’re gone they should have been better people when they were alive.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Disgusting if literal: squashed beef

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When I tell people my age they always say “Oh you’re still so young”. Sure, today I’m 35, but tomorrow I’ll be 40, the day after that I’ll be 60, and by the end of the week I’ll be dead.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen that ended with Elijah Wood fighting a shit head on a cliff, I’d have 2 nickels

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

The worst thing about being a Smarty Pants Knowitall Who Is Never Wrong (besides people just generally disliking you) is the small subset of people who want to be right all the time like you, but just aren’t, and they -will- fight about it.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

“I’ve Been Everywhere” is a song about a serial killer telling his next victim where he’s hidden all the bodies.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I don’t know how I’m going to survive the world getting any stupider.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Drowning my existential dread with glass bottle YooHoo

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Overdraft fees should be illegal

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Professional wrestling is just D&D for jocks.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Lord of the Rings is a fantasy story because it’s about a bunch of rich people actually giving a shit about the rest of the world.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Trying to imagine my kid singing The Bad Touch or Crazy Rap in between puffs of a cigarette like my friends did at his age. Jesus, where were our parents?

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