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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

DIY it, put extra from dinner in the fridge for the next morning. I know "leftover fried chicken" is a term most are not familiar with, but cold fried chicken straight from the fridge actually hits better than cold pizza. It will fix you.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The app store. If you can call it that. Worse than useless. Actively offensive.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The only available solution is to magic erase the remaining panels until they're all this new exciting color. Accidental makeover.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If I knew where to get weed garlic knots I would never leave that place voluntarily.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A ton of conservatives forgot they were conservative these last few years. The fever had to break for them to remember.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Double standards and political back room deals aside, have you ever seen a human who looks more like a big toe than this guy

Grimace impersonator and Oklahoma secretary of state gets a sweetheart deal and looks like he sweats pancake syrup

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is objectively true but Mitchell of all people saying it makes me feel like getting a western bacon cheeseburger immediately

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You need the mini tots or the flatter "tater round" style for this application. Better surface ratio.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We're doing this today? Fun.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I believe humans used to exist in the Blueyverse but they disappeared around 30-40 years ago. That's about 3 canine generations, long enough ago only great grandparents really have clear memories (and won't discuss it), but recent enough institutions and systems are recognizable.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Door opens halfway then makes you wait through three unskippable ads, at least one of which is for the higher-tier service with less (but not zero) ads

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Sometimes that playbook is too deep at the start of the season. It's okay to pare it down, get the rhythm established.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

There's already too got-dang many movies.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Cane's is adequate at best. Without the sauce they're bottom tier. Charlie's Chicken tho? That's the food of the gods. I can, will, and have, made myself sick on the fried corn dodgers.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The art of bullshit, also known variously through history as poppycock, balderdash, or even malarkey if one happens to be a Senator from the Great State of Delaware, has a rich and deep history all its own. The ancient Greek word for nonsense, lēros, even appears in the Bible. In this paper I will

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

At least 30% of who I am as a person results from the movies that got (over)played on cable in the late 80s and early 90s. Especially and specifically those of the Zucker brothers.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Do I own the dumpster or is it some kind of lease

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The previous owners at our place made some truly baffling choices but I don't actually know their names so I use a new middle-aged white-guy name every time. "Christ, what did Gary do this time?" "What the entire fuck, Keith?"

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I used to love sandwiches but my favorite shop was closed all the time so I gave up food

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Note it "Same, queen" and close the ticket

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/Musicians you’ve seen live Flogging Molly The Reverend Horton Heat Bowling For Soup Kool & The Gang Clutch AFI John Moreland Toadies Ben Folds Social Distortion

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

If this is good news then one of two things is true: you think there were 4.5m people scamming SNAP but somehow you're okay with not pressing fraud charges, or you think it's a good thing 4.5m people aren't getting enough to eat now.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

They found a way to make themselves believe that, if COVID-19 killed a person, that meant that person was sick. Then that structure justifies not even trying to mitigate the pandemic. Sociopathic nihilism as public health policy.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Not even a baseball guy and I still think about this at least once a month

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It's a statistical marvel that so many independent thinkers doing their own research end up thinking exactly like Elon Musk

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Trump going down the sedevacantist rabbit hole was not on my bingo card this year, but I think that's just a failure of imagination on my part

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

We're not ready for the digressions.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I'm pretty sure there's at least one commandment about this.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Most of the flavor in a nuggie is in the breading, so yeah, the plant based ones are equal if not better. But the Dino Buddies line has a very good not-meat version too, and the extra crispy edges from the dino shapes, that's the way.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

You ever wonder if the MAGA folks ever catch a good look at their orange god-king and what he actually is, like this, instead of the built-up image they have, and question everything? Like, I'm sure they don't. But I still wonder.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Nothing has ever given "divorced dad" more than this

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

You can always count on a cult member to shoot himself in the dick on the hope the bullet hits someone else on the ricochet.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Obviously it's not transgender for everyone. Our national supply of transgender is dangerously low already and would lead to shortfalls, even rationing of transgender. We simply propose a national transgender portal where anyone can access it through the private marketplace.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Tired, senile old man, saying whatever words sound good in the moment, trying to appear lucid and in control. It would be sad in some other context, like a nursing home argument over watching Matlock or Jeopardy.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Imagine you're barely qualified to do anything. Applied to ICE as a last resort. At least you got to bully brown folks. Now you've got to be the guy at the airport telling people to take off their shoes, get yelled at by Karen, and can't even shoot them. Watch. ICE agents gonna start walking out.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. It's not a close contest.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

"Everyone who's ever played this game in its entire history is so stupid, didn't they know you could just set fire to the board and throw feces at your opponent? Idiots!"

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Reminds me of one of mine, "Glass Onion but also Ernest Goes to Camp"

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

We call it vitamin I for a reason.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Telling Americans to GTFO would "tip their hand." They valued surprise over all else, including American civilians. This is criminal in every sense.

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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I heard raw milk was good for that

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