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Rufus

@rufusleebodean.bsky.social
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The literal worst. Nothing here should be mistaken for an opinion, I'm just here for the snacks.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Double standards and political back room deals aside, have you ever seen a human who looks more like a big toe than this guy
Grimace impersonator and Oklahoma secretary of state gets a sweetheart deal and looks like he sweats pancake syrup
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We're doing this today? Fun.
Dialect map
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I hate basketball.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/Musicians you’ve seen live Flogging Molly The Reverend Horton Heat Bowling For Soup Kool & The Gang Clutch AFI John Moreland Toadies Ben Folds Social Distortion
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If this is good news then one of two things is true: you think there were 4.5m people scamming SNAP but somehow you're okay with not pressing fraud charges, or you think it's a good thing 4.5m people aren't getting enough to eat now.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's impossible to mock them anymore. Reality is even weirder than whatever we could make up.
irishstar.com
RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'
An all-new book revealed private journals that detail a series of unusual and personal incidents from Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s life, including an absurd scenario involving raccoon genitalia
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not even a baseball guy and I still think about this at least once a month
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm pretty sure there's at least one commandment about this.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
You ever wonder if the MAGA folks ever catch a good look at their orange god-king and what he actually is, like this, instead of the built-up image they have, and question everything? Like, I'm sure they don't. But I still wonder.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Obviously it's not transgender for everyone. Our national supply of transgender is dangerously low already and would lead to shortfalls, even rationing of transgender. We simply propose a national transgender portal where anyone can access it through the private marketplace.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Imagine you're barely qualified to do anything. Applied to ICE as a last resort. At least you got to bully brown folks. Now you've got to be the guy at the airport telling people to take off their shoes, get yelled at by Karen, and can't even shoot them. Watch. ICE agents gonna start walking out.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney. It's not a close contest.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Weren't there lefties telling us Kamala Harris was actually the warmonger, and Trump would be better for keeping us out of wars in the Middle East? Where are they today?
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Detachable Penis, by King Missile, final answer
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Good news, everyone
wafb.com
Yes, you can eat gator on Lent in Louisiana
A 2010 letter from the Archdiocese of New Orleans confirms alligator is considered “seafood” and permitted during Lent.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The only coherent position with room for defending Kyle Rittenhouse and... whatever this is... is not pro-2A and it's not pro-gun. It's "I want to be able to shoot anyone I don't like."
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
We're now well into Madness of King George territory.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Sexy feral hogs. I'm very sorry.
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soonergrunt @soonergrunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The best thing about Trump addressing the generals (I'm watching it right now) is that by the end of this speech there will be no question in any of their minds that he is batshit insane, and unworthy of their loyalty. And when push comes to shove, they will not back him.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
What we're not doing today is taking directions in civility from people and a party selling Alligator Alcatraz shirts at the State Fair.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
We're about 4 weeks, 6 at the most, from non-ironic defenses of Trump on the basis of "the girls were teenagers so it's technically not pedophilia"
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I got this too. What the actual fuck is a "blue alert" anyway? Had me thinking there was an actual emergency until I read the thing. Anyway, I heard the guy is in Alberta. Or maybe it was Oaxaca.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social The craziest right-wing moneymaking apparatus operating as a church is Life Church. Like your caller said, they don't tell you what exactly they are, aside from "non-denominational" but it's a MASSIVE money operation.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Overheard on a rural Oklahoma playground: Kid 1: Did you know we live in the United States? Kid 2: Yeah. And I *hate* Donald Trump! Kid 1: Yeah! He arrested kids and their moms and put them in jail! Kid 2: And I hate Elon Musk. Kid 1: I hate Teslas! Teslas are butts. The kids are alright.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I think I've seen this one before, next there's an alien that bursts out of a guy's chest or something. Or maybe they find the Borg.
newsweek.com
Scientists trapped in Antarctica plead for help as violence breaks out
One of the team members has been accused of physical and sexual assault.
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
We used to be a society
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Rufus @rufusleebodean.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I don't know anything about Iowa or really anything else, but I've never been a fan of seltzer
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