e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My midlife crisis, perimenopause, and stress are out of control rn. Add in a mother with worrying memory loss and rumors of layoffs and I’m frazzled as hell!!!! 210
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’m attempting life as an ascetic monk for the next month. My top 3 bad habits (sugar, alcohol, and sloth) increasingly worsened over the last few months and I need lots of good sleep, veggies, and sobriety. 130
Reposted by e v e Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens 251273140
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026We have to see a movie in Oakland. Although, I think I was the loudest cackler at Send Help 😳 110
Reposted by e v e Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris. 161252389
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I’m trying to find a perfect pointed toe stiletto heel and all the searches give me are goddamn sling backs. Get those monstrosities out of my face. 020
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’ve been working at the same job for 5 years and all they gave us was a pin with our anniversary year. Can I get something useful please? Vacation days?? A raise? A lobotomy?? 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Tonight I heard two wild stories about anal fisting, a man fisting himself in a bar bathroom and another about a dude fisting someone on a SAILBOAT. Now I’m finally watching gay hockey. What a great day! 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Finally over my reading slump with Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin. This book is full of ooey-gooey viscera and trauma. Perfect for me: a creep! 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Is there anything worst than a Lyft driver listening to a Christian station? Maaaaybe like Joe Rogan but I would prob choose Joe over this. 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The most action I’ve received this year is from three very invasive gyno procedures. 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I finally went to the staff food pantry. I thought I’d only get canned food. NO—I got two cartons of eggs, a bag of apples, oranges, and potatoes, 3 cans of Amy’s soup, milk, bread, beans, oatmeal, and A WHOLE FROZEN CHICKEN!!!!! 130
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025EXACTLY. We are the people that should have money not these NERDS. 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If I became a billionaire, I would fund art, films, movie theaters, libraries, schools and send my friends on lavish vacations and buy them all houses. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with these other fuckin assholes. 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I really need to go to the gym but it’s already dark outside so should I just kill myself? 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Hey, original thought I know, but is Pornography by The Cure the greatest album ever???? 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Real friends like @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social pool their money for tips at the strip club and then ask each other all night, “Do you have our wad?” 100
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’m in an AI training for work and now I want to blow up all these stupid companies. 020
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025media.tenor.comBirthday Im Old GIFALT: Birthday Im Old GIF 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Nothing makes me more confused about British culture than watching Bake Off. Those are flapjacks?? What’s a school fête?! Hook a duck?! 010
