e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’m attempting life as an ascetic monk for the next month. My top 3 bad habits (sugar, alcohol, and sloth) increasingly worsened over the last few months and I need lots of good sleep, veggies, and sobriety. 130
Reposted by e v e Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens 251273140
Reposted by e v e Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Philippe Chancel's photos of the Nazi hunting Rockabilly street gangs of 80s Paris. 161252389
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I’m trying to find a perfect pointed toe stiletto heel and all the searches give me are goddamn sling backs. Get those monstrosities out of my face. 020
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I’ve been working at the same job for 5 years and all they gave us was a pin with our anniversary year. Can I get something useful please? Vacation days?? A raise? A lobotomy?? 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Tonight I heard two wild stories about anal fisting, a man fisting himself in a bar bathroom and another about a dude fisting someone on a SAILBOAT. Now I’m finally watching gay hockey. What a great day! 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Finally over my reading slump with Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin. This book is full of ooey-gooey viscera and trauma. Perfect for me: a creep! 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Is there anything worst than a Lyft driver listening to a Christian station? Maaaaybe like Joe Rogan but I would prob choose Joe over this. 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The most action I’ve received this year is from three very invasive gyno procedures. 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I finally went to the staff food pantry. I thought I’d only get canned food. NO—I got two cartons of eggs, a bag of apples, oranges, and potatoes, 3 cans of Amy’s soup, milk, bread, beans, oatmeal, and A WHOLE FROZEN CHICKEN!!!!! 130
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If I became a billionaire, I would fund art, films, movie theaters, libraries, schools and send my friends on lavish vacations and buy them all houses. I dunno what the fuck is wrong with these other fuckin assholes. 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I really need to go to the gym but it’s already dark outside so should I just kill myself? 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Hey, original thought I know, but is Pornography by The Cure the greatest album ever???? 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Real friends like @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social pool their money for tips at the strip club and then ask each other all night, “Do you have our wad?” 100
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’m in an AI training for work and now I want to blow up all these stupid companies. 020
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Nothing makes me more confused about British culture than watching Bake Off. Those are flapjacks?? What’s a school fête?! Hook a duck?! 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I’m awestruck after watching the strangest dance performance by the Paris Ballet. The adjective “Lynchian” is bandied about too much but, truly, it was Lynchian! Discordant music, dim white spotlights, red curtains, possessed dancers. Mwah! 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The Oakland Y finally has a Women on Weights class AND it’s hosted by two butch dykes. I am living. 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I must admit that Leo’s performance in One Battle After Another is hilariously excellent. 000
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I walked past two old ladies rolling and smoking joints and my future flashed before my eyes. 020
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Listening to bad 90s industrial music to get ready for Folsom Street Fair. Y’all remember that band, Orgy??? 220
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I’m at a bar playing Minor Threat and now I’m feeling guilty for drinking a beer. 😔 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I went on a treacherous (for me, a nature wimp) hike yesterday so reading in bed all days feels like an earned reward. 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025There are so many fucking FREAKS at the Sextile show. I’m in heaven. 120
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025For my birthday I want: 1,000 massages, a bottle of good champagne, to pet 100 puppies and kittens, a weekend of movies and dancing and friends, and a fairy godmother to wipe out all my debt. Is that so much to ask? 010
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025All these libs decrying the C****** K*** shooting…. Get out of copy of This Nonviolence Stuff Will Get You Killed. We cannot negotiate with these rightwing terrorists. We just gotta k*** these motherfuckers. Sorry! 110
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025“What’s your type?” “I don’t really have one. Someone with a job. Ideally, I want to date, like, a 70s supermodel.” “Yeahhhhh……I don’t really see that happening for you, Eve.” 100
e v e @rubywoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2025There’s no scarier sight than a man with an acoustic guitar hanging around his neck. 020
