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Ruby Roberts

@rubyroberts.bsky.social
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28 | UK | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔞 I write smut stories about lesbians and terrible, sinister, evil women! Hey, check out all my links and such here: linktr.ee/RubyRobertsx

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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course it's gonna be dark!
men in LA ...... get off ur phones & STOP becoming influencers.... we need GAFFERS ! ! ! these shows dark as HELL i cant see SHIT 😭😭😭
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello? Hello??? Hello????
Nurse Harrow, a new Deadlock character, who is a "strict, terrifying, savior"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peggy Anderson
A woman with a beehive hairdo, gesturing while talking. She has a handbag on one arm
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Carol Green
Woman in blouse and high-waisted skirt with glasses, holding a wine glass
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wilma Callaway
Woman with floofy hair and a pointy upturned nose glancing off to the side, unamused
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who Wants to Be An Erotic Billionaire? depicting art of Sammy Dazzle holding a handful of dollar bills in her hand, with photos of two women in lingerie with their hands on her
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series
fishing-lesbian-princess

I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

fishing-lesbian-princess

She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

fishing-lesbian-princess

I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Esme, the Mask Knight, in Darkest Dungeon style by the amazing @tsubaron.bsky.social!
A woman in a long cloak wearing a skull mask, holding a splittingaxe
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Peak photobooth screenshot of Ruby wearing a mushroom hat and holding a big lollipop staring uncomfortably at Claudi smiling in the arms of Goop while Goop gropes her ass and glares lecherously past Claudi at Ruby
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
NEW STORY: Rainbow Party Martha lives a perfect suburban life, the same as everyone else. But when she struggles to compete at her own party, her neighbor's daughter shows how different her life could be. CW: Trans/homophobia AO3: bit.ly/4yS6Lsj ROM: bit.ly/4xkLHcA Patreon: bit.ly/4xdziH7
Silhouette of a woman with chromatic aberration lips on a 1950s atomic era style background, with "Rainbow Party!" written beneath
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sleazy saleswoman Sammy Dazzle (art by genderdentiteit.bsky.social) with a speech bubble coming from the post below
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me having to rewrite some sections after all the times I've suggested rewriting sections when editing for others.
fucked up evil creature experiences remorse

Cat biting arm then backing off looking guilty
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well, you see...
Fantasies of Submission: Relatively Benign
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm always saying this
Fantasies of Dominance: Problematic for Men but Neutral or Beneficial for Women
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
HER!!! Art by @corruptivespirit.bsky.social!!!
Sandra Delaware, eye twitching, saying "Did I just hear a fucking pronoun?"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Girl who definitely wants to be here (Art of my Girl Frame pilot, Fame, by the amazing @black-byrd.bsky.social!)
Two images of a pilot, with her hair up in a bun in one and down in the other. Her hair has a little heart in it. Her lipstick is heart shaped, and she's glaring while seething with disgust. She's got fancy puffy shoulder pads on her pilot suit.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Modern A-COM Nuclear Family General Sabik, Maximal Value and Major Nell from Roses Under Glass by @neriumlorese.bsky.social! Go read it!
Maximal Value, a tall ambulate in a suit with horns, with a big grin. They have a hand on Prall Sabik on the left, who stares ahead with narrow eyes, and Cassara Nell, who has a similar, sharp-toothed grin, on the right.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Euryale likes the crunchy part of the cake (the plate) best. A little HAPPY BIRTHDAY drawing I did for @corruptivespirit.bsky.social of our Girl Frame pilots!
Panel 1: Fame, looking tsundere, with sparkles surrounding her, hands Euryale a cake. Euryale claps while Fame says "Ugh. Euryale... I suppose I should wish you a happy birth-"

Panel 2: Euryale leans forwards with arms out and takes the entire cake, along with Fame's hand, into her mouth. Fame stares, wide eyed, not longer sparkling. Fame says "-day..."
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
okay never mind. I stand corrected, this subheading is insane. it rules.
“TERFs” against Gender, or, Sheila Jeffreys Sissifies the House of Commons
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Slay the Spire 2 drawing of Sandra Delaware screaming "WOKE NONSENSE" at a bathroom sign person with a dress drawn over
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ruby Roberts — 23:57
Gregg Turkington: They call it Perfect Blue, but what they should have called it is Perfect Moo... vie, because that's what it was. I give it five bags, and a little VHS tape to watch a film within the film.
Tim Heidecker: Well, I really couldn't follow it. I don't know if there was something wrong with my copy but I couldn't understand a word. I give Perf- Purple Blue... three bags.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Rest in Peace Grand Archbishop Dolores the Righteous of House Prevost (Art by @fraumarigold.bsky.social, her murderer ehehehe)
An angry older woman in a bishop's outfit
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Titanium Court rules
"Almost! Think of it like this: if a standard care were a goblin, then a bus would be a troll or ogre."
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's not illegal for a woman to enjoy doing surgery, so long as she waits until afterwards to do anything about it. You can't sue her for that. (Art by @black-byrd.bsky.social! Aaa!)
Dr Sasha Diego, surgeon, holding a scalpel while grimacing.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I thought I was gonna be Ragatha because she's literally me. www.idrlabs.com/amazing-digi...
85% Gangle
55% Zooble
30% Caine
60% Kinger
85% Pomni
15% Jax
70% Ragatha
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
is this good
45% Asuka
55% Kaworu
60% Misato
85% Shinji
5% Gendo
45% Ritsuko
45% Rei
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
6:09pm. The Bennetts. Thomas was an accountant. Sharon was a housewife. “Have you gained weight, Martha?” she asked. Martha refilled her glass.

6:14pm. The Greens. Richard was a schoolteacher. So was Carol, actually. “Oh, you must come see our new house sometime. It’s much bigger than this one, Martha,” she insisted. Martha took another swig.

6:22pm. The Callaways. Ronald was an architect. Wilma was a housewife. “Ronald is hoping to run for city council next year. We’re really moving up in the world, Martha,” she explained. Martha opened another bottle.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
working on a look for her...
A very disdainful, wrinkled, nun-like woman.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Abuse leads Pilots to the worst places

Euryale, a Mockingbird, being dropped as she tries to hang onto Handler Combs and Fame. Below is a pit which is Handler Sweets.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Sasha Diego holding her phone up while glancing back at Sammy Dazzle who has her face in her hands at a table surrounded by empty glasses.

Sasha says "saw the screenname "wife custodymogged the kids" yesterday and i'm gonna be real chat mama doesn't know how language works anymore"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
what 1 (one) lesbian divorce does to a news anchor
Sandra Delaware sneering at a pride parade.

"Why isn't there Straight Pride, anyway? Why throw a parade for these fucking fa-
What do you mean the camera's already rolling? You better not have caught that. If we're live, I swear, I will GUT YOU and-"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sandra Delaware speech bubble
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
the silly...
Madeline the Jester Doll
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
She got away with it... (Dazzle by @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social!)
Sammy Dazzle chomping on a big cigar while doing a finger gun
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sometimes I miss accounts who used to post dumb posts I like. There was one I followed and I liked her silly posts a lot, but the internet was clearly taking a significant toll on her mental health so I'm glad she eventually quit for that reason but still. This is the one post of hers I have saved.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
She can't keep getting away with it! (Dazzle by @corruptivespirit.bsky.social)
Sammy Dazzle, thinking Literal Thought Crimes
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Extremely good photo from the Wikipedia page for Master and Commander
"A U.S. serviceman attending a special Department of the Navy screening of Master and Commander"

He's in his navy uniform and is holding a bag of The Cat in the Hat popcorn. He looks extremely caught off-guard.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sammy Dazzle leaning on "Handle 'Er With Care Hound Crate Company" crates with mech pilots in them, saying "i am selling six beautiful, extremely ill, mech pilots. they no longer recognize me as their Handler, and are the burden of my life"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sandra Delaware lunging towards the viewer
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I forgot to post the original drawing of this blorbo. Dr. Sasha Diego, cosmetic surgeon and "friend" of Sammy Dazzle and Sandra Delaware. She doesn't like either of them. But Sammy goes through plenty of wives she wants work on. And Sandra HAD a wife to do work on.
Woman in labcoat with a grimace on her face pulling on blue disposable gloves.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
they adding half my mutuals' kinks to CK3
News post for CK3 dev blog with an image saying "Puppets and Theocratic Play"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I saw a song where Miku is an abusive boss and I was immediately like, "That's a Delaware," so... Drawover from Another Cup by bunnycat: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYD...
Sandra Delaware, cast in shadows, fake-pleading while calling out "Oh intern~". Drawover of the next image.Hatsune Miku in a suit, cast in shadows, fake-pleading while calling out "Oh newbie~". The original the previous is drawn over.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Surgeon who enjoys doing surgery a little too much
Woman with hair over her right eye, grinning, in a red turtleneck with a doctor's coat over it, while holding up a scalpel
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Winner of the Local Newsie Award for Most Interns Beaten Unconscious 15 years running. (Art by @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social, I am going FERAL!)
Sandra Delaware, a news anchor with gritted teeth and a twitching eye and arms crossed.
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The three-headed beast has been driven into a frenzy... (Art by @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social)
A snake, a fox and a deer surrounding a mousegirl in lingerie, looking on hungrily
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Off to new horizons...
Penelope Biddlecombe by the railing of a ship looking off into the distance, holding onto her hat
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
Sandra Delaware doing the Kubrick stare
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
kid in propellor hat drooling at pomni on screen and saying "pombi..."
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sandra Delaware, War Correspondant, reporting LIVE from me and the gang playing Helldivers
Sandra Delaware, grinning, somewhat covered in blood, holding a mic out and saying "And friendly fire is acceptable, you say?"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hashtag digital art
sandra delaware, penelope biddlecombe and sammy dazzle, drawn digitally
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