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Two nipples confirmed, Sergeant! The WA's worst fears are UNfounded on that front at least. As for Mr. Crowley's situationship, he's not just a southern pansy. He's THE southern pansy.

I cannot confirm or deny the authorship of individual annotations but yes, it's exactly as expected 😂

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The highest compliment. Thank you and I accept it fully 🤍

The notes wrote themselves honestly. Hell's bureaucratic confusion is palpable.

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Everyone deserved a holiday. Even Hastur, begrudgingly. The Erics especially. 🤍

Slorch's angel is thoroughly courted!

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

August’s Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report is here. Crowley introduced summer holidays to demonic personnel. Hell is now empty and not amused. #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #monthlychaosreport

A distressed, aged-looking official document headed "Hell, Pandemonium LLC. - Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report." Stamped UNRESOLVD (obviously) and forwarded to the Vakashun Department, which someone has noted doesn’t exist and should be created immediately. Subject is Crowley. Classification: Unauthorised Konsept Introduktion. The report details Crowley introducing the concept of summer holiday to Hell’s personnel, resulting in all demons abandoning their posts to go “vakashioning,” torture quotas missed across all departments, and souls left untormented for over two weeks. Crowley also went on holiday WITH Enemy Angel (uninvited? PROBABLY INVITED. IRRELEVANT.) A book about demonic holidays now exists. Who wrote it? Nobody knows. The Angel has a copy. Hell was left understaffed for the entire month. Crowley did not respond when contacted and cited “work life balance.” Actions taken include confiscating floatation devices (Hastur tried to hide his), placing Eric under surveillance due to concerning levels of self-awareness since vacation, and Legal demanding a formal vacation policy. The report ends with a question aimed at the attached evidence photo, asking “WHY IS LIGUR THERE? ISN’T HE DED?” with the answer: “WE DON’T KNOW EITHER.” Forwarded to the Existential Krissis Department. Attached evidence photo shows Crowley and Aziraphale on sun loungers on a Mediterranean beach. Hastur and Ligurnare enjoying the sea and two Eric's are deep in conversation.

Detailed view of the "evidence photo", a full illustration of a busy Mediterranean beach on a sunny day. In the foreground, Aziraphale reclines on a sun lounger in a wide brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white swimsuit, holding a cocktail and reading a book titled “Sun, Sin and Sunscreen - The Ultimate Guide to a Demon’s First Holiday.” Beside him, Crowley is stretched out shirtless on a sun lounger in black swim shorts and sunglasses, completely relaxed, arms behind his head. Between them on a small table sits a bottle of whiskey and sunscreen. In the water behind them Hastur and Ligur splash around, wearing pink duck and flamingo inflatables. Further along the beach, two Eric's sit cross-legged on a beach towel, drink in hand, deep in conversation. The whole scene radiates the energy of people who have absolutely no intention of going back to work.

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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures. #slorch #slorchweek #goodomens #pepelepew

Side-by-side comparison showing Pepé Le Pew holding a rose between his teeth on the left, next to a cartoon drawing of Slorch mimicking the exact same pose.

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Playing hard to get but oh, the joy of being "caught"

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Straight into our hearts from all the way downstairs

Thank the lord Slorch is distracted at the moment and didn't hear you calling him cute.

There’s only one thing to do when you’re drowning in work, art class assignments, and life has the audacity of happening. That one thing is sketching #Slorch He is sprinting after his angel with hearts floating off his head like a cartoon character who has just been conked on the noggin by love.

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I was hoping you'd say that! Friday fits great and then I can melt under all the Slorch layers for the whole of Saturday 😂 @anatomicgirl.bsky.social does Friday sound good?

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Absolutely spectacular find on Vinted! And so cheap

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Absolutely spot on! Can’t wait to see it!

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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I think we have the same jacket! 😂

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It’s such a good colour on you! (Also, I’m so happy to see you’re well, considering the news where you live 🙏)

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Exactly! We don't gatekeep here (pun intended) so I gotta spread the word 😂

That was the only reason why I was granted entrance through the pearly gates! 😂

I'm posting from the afterlife as I have, indeed, perished

I was surprised too! She printed a few sizes to see which one fits best on my stringy arm and I was surprised how small we could go without losing the details

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Thank you so much! The artist did an incredible job!