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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A very late September report from #HeavenInc My headcanon is that Azi invented pumpkin spice or, at the very least, was there when it happened & made some enthusiastic suggestions. He has also been pushing its return earlier every year! #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #monthlychaosreport
Heaven Inc. Angelic Resources incident report with angel wing logo and "CONFIDENTIAL" stamp. Header reads "Unauthorised early deployment of Pumpkin Spice," Incident #91, subject Aziraphale, dated September 1st, filed by the Human Behavioural Oversight Commission. Body text details an escalating annual pattern of early pumpkin spice manifestation, projected to reach July by 2040 if unchecked, and includes a disciplinary hearing transcript excerpt. Report concludes that atmospheric pumpkin spice manifestation has been banned with immediate effect and Aziraphale was instructed to wait until October 1st, a ruling he reportedly received with an unreadable smile. Clean bureaucratic formatting with bullet-pointed consequences and a small evidence photo clipped to the corner with a paperclip.Close-up illustration of the evidence photo, showing Aziraphale, smiling fondly down at a black and red snake coiled around his neck and shoulders. He holds a whipped-cream-topped pumpkin spice drink in one hand while the snake's tongue flicks toward it. Blurred café awning in the background.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@goodomenshq.bsky.social is all of us and their social media manager needs a raise!
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can you tell I’m excited for the musical tonight??!! In a little over 6 hours we’ll finally get to see the #GoodOmens musical at @theineffablecon.bsky.social. I thought I’d never get to see it and now that the screening is almost there I can’t contain myself anymore, so have some #musical husbands!
Digital drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley as their musical versions. Aziraphale sits in a chair, looking worried and in thought, while Crowley kneels in front of him and refills his wine glass
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
August’s Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report is here. Crowley introduced summer holidays to demonic personnel. Hell is now empty and not amused. #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #monthlychaosreport
A distressed, aged-looking official document headed "Hell, Pandemonium LLC. - Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report." Stamped UNRESOLVD (obviously) and forwarded to the Vakashun Department, which someone has noted doesn’t exist and should be created immediately. Subject is Crowley. Classification: Unauthorised Konsept Introduktion. The report details Crowley introducing the concept of summer holiday to Hell’s personnel, resulting in all demons abandoning their posts to go “vakashioning,” torture quotas missed across all departments, and souls left untormented for over two weeks. Crowley also went on holiday WITH Enemy Angel (uninvited? PROBABLY INVITED. IRRELEVANT.) A book about demonic holidays now exists. Who wrote it? Nobody knows. The Angel has a copy. Hell was left understaffed for the entire month. Crowley did not respond when contacted and cited “work life balance.” Actions taken include confiscating floatation devices (Hastur tried to hide his), placing Eric under surveillance due to concerning levels of self-awareness since vacation, and Legal demanding a formal vacation policy. The report ends with a question aimed at the attached evidence photo, asking “WHY IS LIGUR THERE? ISN’T HE DED?” with the answer: “WE DON’T KNOW EITHER.” Forwarded to the Existential Krissis Department. Attached evidence photo shows Crowley and Aziraphale on sun loungers on a Mediterranean beach. Hastur and Ligurnare enjoying the sea and two Eric's are deep in conversation.Detailed view of the "evidence photo",  a full illustration of a busy Mediterranean beach on a sunny day. In the foreground, Aziraphale reclines on a sun lounger in a wide brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white swimsuit, holding a cocktail and reading a book titled “Sun, Sin and Sunscreen - The Ultimate Guide to a Demon’s First Holiday.” Beside him, Crowley is stretched out shirtless on a sun lounger in black swim shorts and sunglasses, completely relaxed, arms behind his head. Between them on a small table sits a bottle of whiskey and sunscreen. In the water behind them Hastur and Ligur splash around, wearing pink duck and flamingo inflatables. Further along the beach, two Eric's sit cross-legged on a beach towel, drink in hand, deep in conversation. The whole scene radiates the energy of people who have absolutely no intention of going back to work.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures. #slorch #slorchweek #goodomens #pepelepew
Side-by-side comparison showing Pepé Le Pew holding a rose between his teeth on the left, next to a cartoon drawing of Slorch mimicking the exact same pose.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There’s only one thing to do when you’re drowning in work, art class assignments, and life has the audacity of happening. That one thing is sketching #Slorch He is sprinting after his angel with hearts floating off his head like a cartoon character who has just been conked on the noggin by love.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I said I’d show you the snowglobe #tattoo once it's done, so here we are! The tattoo artist is incredible and executed my design better than I dared hope. I will be showing it to strangers unprompted for the rest of my natural life. 🥹 In every universe. Time after time. 🔮 #goodomens #aziracrow
A fine line tattoo on the upper arm. A snow globe contains A.Z. Fell and Co. bookshop, its windows glowing warm yellow and its facade in soft reds and stone tones. The Bentley is parked outside in black linework. Small snowflakes are scattered inside the globe, with soft blue watercolour shading inside the sphere. The cursive text “In every universe” arches above the globe and “time after time” curves below, both in elegant fine line script. The tattoo follows the original single continuous line design.The original digital single line tattoo design on a white background. A snow globe in fine line style contains A.Z. Fell and Co. bookshop with the Bentley parked outside and small snowflakes scattered throughout the interior. Soft watercolour washes in pale blue, reds, and warm yellow accent the design. The cursive text “In every universe” arches above and “time after time” curves below in matching script.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We may have identified the source of the current European #heatwave. Aziraphale just wanted to enjoy a proper summer #picnic and cranked the thermostat up to turn Europe into a terrarium. Gotta keep the snusband comfortable! #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #MonthlyChaosReport #HeavenInc
A formal Heaven Inc. Angelic Resources Incident Report, styled as an official bureaucratic document with gold and cream colouring. The report details Incident #84, filed July 1st, concerning Aziraphale (Principality, Eastern Gate Division, Retired) and an unauthorised adjustment of Earth’s global thermostat by +4.2 Celestial Units for personal picnic comfort. Consequences listed include seventeen European heat emergencies, depleted ice cream reserves, and ducks receiving unauthorised frozen peas rations. An attached photograph shows Aziraphale and Crowley on a picnic blanket in St James’s Park, surrounded by ducks and an elaborate spread of food. Disciplinary action includes a ban from climate interfaces and confiscation of a scone.
A warm, detailed digital illustration of Aziraphale and Crowley relaxing on a tartan picnic blanket in St James’s Park, London, with London Eye visible in the soft background. Aziraphale reclines with his eyes closed and a peaceful smile, holding a glass of lemonade, dressed in his cream waistcoat and light shirt. Crowley lies beside him in his signature black, sunglasses on, one arm behind his head, looking unbothered. The picnic spread between them includes sandwiches, scones, tea, and a jug of lemonade. Fourteen ducks are gathered on and around the blanket.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#Slorch cosplay is coming along! Still have a lot of work ahead with the wig before I lather my face with white, black and red paint and enter @theineffablecon.bsky.social cosplay competition! Full cosplay progress here: www.patreon.com/Ruby_Gold/po...
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Around the same time I also did a lighting study aka “drawing one (1) extremely handsome demon and then yeeting him into every lighting scenario imaginable.” Here are a few of my favourites #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #crowley
A painted portrait of Crowley in warm golden hour light, rendered in rich amber and yellow-green tones. He is depicted from the shoulders up, face turned upward and slightly to the side, expression open and almost unguarded. His auburn hair is swept back. His serpent eyes glow amber in the warm light. Freckles are scattered across his nose and cheeks. The background is a soft blur of golden-green foliage. The overall effect is warm, glowing, and devastatingly handsome.A painted portrait of Crowley from the shoulders up, face tilted upward and to the side. The lighting is dramatic three point lighting against a neutral dark grey background to create a strong contrast between highlight and shadow across his features. His skin appears very pale and sculpted, with deep shadows defining his jaw, neck, and collarbone. Freckles are scattered across his nose, cheeks and shoulders. His auburn hair is swept back. His serpent eyes catch the light sharply. The overall effect is supposed to be stark, high contrast, and almost sculptural.A painted portrait of Crowley from the shoulders up, face tilted upward and to the side in the same pose as the previous studies. The lighting is warm incandescent, bathing his skin in amber and sandy brown tones against a warm beige-brown background. The warmth of the light brings out his freckles more prominently across his face, neck, and shoulders. His auburn hair glows with reddish warmth. His serpent eyes are amber in the warm light. This drawing is supposed to feel warm and lived-in, like candlelight or a dim indoor bulb.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A while ago I was left unsupervised with caffeine & intrusive artistic thoughts which lead me to “experiment”. Oh yeah, and my hand gave #Aziraphale an earring because I can absolutely see Aziraphale having worn an earring at some point in history.

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A close-up painted portrait of Aziraphale rendered in warm golden and teal tones. He is looking directly at the viewer with a small, knowing smile, his head tilted slightly forward. His short silvery-blond hair is loosely styled. A small pearl stud earring is visible in his ear. I aimed for a  loose and expressive painting style with with visible brushwork to give it a warm, intimate quality.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Thank you so much @goodomenshq.bsky.social! The stickers are beautiful and HUGE! Once again everything was packed with so much love and I didn't expect the free bookmark! 😭😍🤍
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The first two photos I saved from #GoodOmens
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I was waiting for #go3 before getting my next #GoodOmens tattoo. Just in case. Well, there was a just in case… I love minimal, fine line tattoos so I made this snowglobe that’s going on my arm in 3 WEEKS and "excited" is the understatement of 6000 years! #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #tattoo
A single line fine line tattoo design. One continuous line forms both the lettering and the snowglobe itself, containing A.Z. Fell and Co. bookshop and the Bentley parked outside, with small snowflakes scattered inside the globe. The design is accented with a soft watercolour wash. The text “In every universe” arches above in cursive script formed by the same continuous line, and “time after time” curves below.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have never noticed how #Aziraphale breaks the fourth wall in this scene and I’m howling 😂 #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
PACKIDGE!!! Asa's bow tie arrived and it's so so pretty 😭🤍
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hell's Incident Report for June has landed. #Crowley was caught fraternising but also, accidentally, delivering exceptional human disruption. All while committing "Unauthorised Happyness" against a certain angel’s temple. Happy Pride 🌈 #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #MonthlyChaosReport
Alt text Image 1: A distressed, aged-looking official document headed “Hell, Pandemonium LLC. — Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report.” Stamped Urgent and Ongoing in red, with “WE HATE THIS” scrawled across the top. Month: June. Subject: Crawley/Crowley. Original classification “Gross Misconduct” is crossed out and replaced with “COMPLICATED.” The incident summary describes Crowley being caught consorting with Enemy Angel Aziraphale at a human Pride event. Hell’s initial assessment declares the case watertight, destruction imminent, with “FINALLY” written in red and increasingly unhinged annotations. A second assessment from Legal overrides everything: during the reporting period Crowley ensured Pride events ran without incident, causing traffic disruption in 47 city centres, productivity loss, public space occupation, and noise complaints in 23 districts. Combined disruption index: EXCEPTIONAL. Since Hell specifically contracted for human disruption, Legal’s case for commendation is watertight. The document ends with “SATAN DAMN IT” stamped in large red letters and the defeated note: “We really thought we had him this time.” An attached evidence photo shows Crowley pressing a kiss to Aziraphale’s temple while Aziraphale smiles with his eyes closed, both wearing Pride badges against a backdrop of a Pride flag and celebrating crowd.Detailed evidence photo: Full illustration of Crowley and Aziraphale, arm in arm, at Pride, framed in gold. Crowley leans down to press a gentle kiss to Aziraphale’s temple. Aziraphale leans into him, eyes closed, smiling softly, one hand resting on Crowley’s arm, which is wrapped around Aziraphale's shoulders. Crowley wears a nonbinary Pride pin badge rading "Protected by an angel" and rainbow beaded bracelets. Aziraphale wears a rainbow bow-tie and a trans pin badge reading “This Angel Protects Trans Lives.” A progressive Pride flag fills the background along with a softly rendered celebrating crowd.
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Mimi -🖤🤍-✨📚🥂😇😈 #For Terry 🎶 @mimisempai.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Maybe love at first sight isn't what we think it is. Maybe it's more about recognizing a soul we loved in a past life and falling in love with them all over again."
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Are these stills from deleted scenes Stevie is posting here?! The things I'd do to see them!
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What did Asa say to Anthony? An interactive wrong answers only 🧵 I start:
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So, #Aziraphale and #Crowley are still very much into the free-will-for-humans thing. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t give #Asa and #Anthony very specific advice about pastries and duck nutrition. I wrote a tiny story to go with this: tinyurl.com/56rb4tha #goodomens #aziracrow #GO3 #comic
A two panel comic page. Top panel: a wide shot of a bakery display counter overflowing with Eccles cakes, croissants, cupcakes, cookies, and pastries. Behind the counter stands Asa, nose and both hands pressed against the glass of the display case. A tiny Aziraphale is perched on his shoulder whispering into Asa’s ear: “Why don’t you get all of them? You intend to have them over several days but… well, accidents happen.”Asa, looking like someone being ambushed by his own conscience and losing badly, says in response: “Aren’t angels NOT supposed to tempt people?”

Bottom panel: a sunny park scene with a duck pond. Anthony stands at the water’s edge, scattering peas from a bag labelled FROZEN PEAS. A tiny Crowley sits on his shoulder,  I’d explanation: “… and that is why bread is GARBAGE for ducks. Frozen peas only. Basic waterfowl nutrition.”
Anthony responds: “Wow, you really care about ducks, huh? Didn’t know demons could be so ni—…”. It he can’t finish the sentence because Crowley yells on big letters: “DON’T SAY IT!”
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If this is a flat snake chain I'm going to break things!
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
PACKIDGE!
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#go3spoilers Meanwhile over on the Dead Bird Site. Goodomensprime being diabolical
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#go3spoilers Speaking of their wedding, Anthony's vows ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶v̶e̶a̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶u̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ just leaked: "I used to think the universe was the most extraordinary thing I’d ever encounter. Thirteen point eight billion years old, expanding constantly, more stars than there are grains of sand– (1/5)
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#go3spoilers Having different opinions about the finale doesn’t have to divide us. Letting everyone have a safe space to talk about their feelings and headcanons can broaden our perspectives and challenge our beliefs. We can learn so much from each other if we’re just kind to one another.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#go3spoilers I guess 😂
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#go3spoilers This has always been one of my favourite novel endings and it heals something in me to see it applied to the finale.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
So, can we talk about WHY Aziraphale of all angels is a general?! #Final97 #go3spoilers
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Putting all my faith into a collective therapy session during #Final97 #go3spoilers
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It's once again Aziracrow missing hours but on top of that it's AziraSheen missing hours! Please send your favourite AziraSheens my way 👉👈🥺
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#go3spoilers A decision made of love and the reward.
Screenshot from the final scene of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" with Willy asking "Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."

Below that is a screenshot of Good Omens 3 The Finale in which Crowley tells Aziraphale that he wants a real universe.Upper screenshot is the continuation of Willy Wonkas's question, with Charlie  asking "What happened?" and Wonka answering:"He lived happily ever after."

Below that a screenshot of the final scene of Good Omens 3 The Finale in which Anthony looks at Asa, saying "I have everything I ever wanted."

The main message of Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is that kindness and humility are rewarded while greed and selfishness lead to downfall. Aziraphale and Crowley made a selfless decision and were rewarded in the end.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#go3spoilers THIS!
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#go3spoilers Of the same stock
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#go3spoilers I know he's hit rock bottom here but good lord, drunk, devastated, homeless Crowley is a vision!
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#go3spoilers THIS 😭😭😭🤍🖤
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#go3spoilers And it doesn't end there, in top of the demonic cupid are yellow/golden rings that look suspiciously like halos. And the whole mural is star- and planet themed 😭
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#go3spoilers They’re not lost. They’re the origin point. The thread that connects everything, every universe. And in each one of them they find each other. And in each one they get their garden. Time after time.
A digital illustration in dark, atmospheric tones. Aziraphale snd Crowley sit together on the grassy ground, backs to the viewer, in the bottom center of the image. They are wrapped around each other, heads resting together. One unified silhouette. A warm golden thread lies softly upon them. The thread connects a vast network of floating snowglobes across a dark night sky. Each snowglobe contains, per Good Omens lore, a whole universe. The snowglobes vary in size and float at different depths. There seems to be an infinite number of them. The golden thread connects every globe to every other, and to the Aziraphale and Crowley, in their own universe, below. In the upper left, handwritten-style text reads “What are you looking at?” and in the upper right, “Everything.”
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#go3spoilers He did say he'd get used to it.
Scenegrabs grom Good Omens S1, Episode 3, 1941. Crowley's human name Anthony is revealed. Crowley asks Aziraphale if he doesn't like it. Aziraphale says he'll get used to it.Final scene of Good Omens 3, The Finale. Asa and Anthony are sitting in their garden at night, watching the stars. They both smile and are happy and content Screenshot from Good Omens 3 The Finale, showing Asa's and Anthony's hands which hold each other. There's a gold wedding band on Anthony's ring finger.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers I always loved this line in the book. It gives so much insight into Crowley's true nature and made visible what's underneath all the snarky fassade and Heaven/Hell influences.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers 😭😭😭
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers "Fellony" as a ship name, I'm wheezing 😂
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers "If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting Time after time"
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers Asa is now free to express his curiosity about the bigger questions whereas Anthony is finally at peace and doesn't need to ask anymore.
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers Crowley/Anthony asking Aziraphale/Asa for a pen in every universe 😭
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers So, no cameo for Rob? 😢
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers Asa sitting on a light tartan blanket while Anthony has a dark red one. It's them! 😭
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers @lokisleftbranch.bsky.social brought up the comparison of the #GO3 ending and "The Good Place" and that's such an interesting subject to dive into. Who says that an eternity together is the utmost goal?
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers Absolutely subscribing to that theory
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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤 @rubygold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#go3spoilers "No one ever chooses death" "So predictable" Well guess what, they both chose "death" by sacrificing themselves for a free world. Take that Metatron. (And God)
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