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Benjo🐸🪴

@rubenjo.bsky.social
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He/Him | 19 | bi | wedish 🇸🇪

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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stewie, Brian Joe and Quagmire too So do we laugh or do we cry? Reply Waitin on a family guy, only Peter G and lois Promises of old fashioned values, only sex and violence in movies All of these cutaways you gave to me
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yall ever make a groupchat to make irl plans and for some reason it feels like everyone is completely uninterested in the plans and want to fucking kill you
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
having adhd is leaving your glasses somewhere and forgetting about it and then theyre gone for a week and youre in your no glasses arc
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! INTRODUCING! DUBAI CHOCOLATE STARFISH.... AND THE MUSTARD FLAVORED MATCHA!!!!!!
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I dont think we give greenland enough credit for how big it is. Like its obviously not the size of africa but it scales the entire height of the contiguous 48 with some margin and covers a huge part of central europe.
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What to say? @elamyfriend.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Snoop went from Gin & Juice to whining about a lesbian kiss in a Pixar movie. Imagine surviving decades of censorship, police harassment, and being labeled a “threat to society”… only to turn around and fear visibility for others who’ve been marginalized just like you.
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
FreedomMerica.
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
War is so weird like. I have my guys and you have your guys and we pit them against eachother and whoevers side murders the most guys wins. But like murder is totally illegal otherwise except when its our guys.
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
How it feels to see a topic be mentioned in a youtube video and then it pops up immediately when you go to look it up
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Why do straight guys always make farms when they play minecraft
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
If you see this quote this post with your favorite fighting type pokemon 🪲 #anime #promosky #gaming #pokemon
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a screen shot of a cartoon with the words www.bandicam.com at the bottom
ALT: a screen shot of a cartoon with the words www.bandicam.com at the bottom
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Someone tell me why i have 4 SNES games and not even a SNES ;-;
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
Tinsel the calico glares at you with a furrowed brow
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hello everyone, my name is Ruben! Im a 19 years old guy from Sweden. Brief overview of what im into: - Video games - Pokémon - Geography - Travel - Cooking Scroll down for more about me! #promosky
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I jusr walked by someone sitting in a car and i hear them reading aloud as they type out a fucking ai prompt
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
hows this? (I had to put the edited picture on top of the original picture because editing pictures apparently crops them down to the 3ds' screen size, theyre normally bigger than it)
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I havent been here for a hot minute huh I was gonna change my avatar to an updated artwork of the old one but the mirror selfie with the LIMITED EDITION SUPER SMASH BROS 3ds just goes too hard man
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Dont forget to say dobar dan to your local yugoslav neighbour today!
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
normalize taking photos in 4:3. Makes the image feel more focused on what youre photographing and is better to crop if you ever wanna upload it to instagram
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Crazy to think that warios woods came out on the NES in the west after Kurt Cobain killed himself
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
what happens in this area of italy? Whats the history behind it? American looking ass place
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#mellohiisoverparty ill never recover from what he said, he called me a middle aged woman.......
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
male orgasms,,,, the best sound on the planet,,, after radiohead of course :)
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Guys i just found this pipe, cant wait to smoke it! Hope its not actually just an illustration of a pipe
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
How come with reptiles and amphibians we make terrariums that match what their habitat looks like, but for hamsters and guinea pigs we just give them plastic everything and a straw floor
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love omelets. Cooking time: like 45 seconds. Ingredients: egg. And you can add almost anything to that bitch. Cheese? Sure. Turkey slices? Go right ahead. 11/10 human invention
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yknow, if theres so many websites where you can find all the information about unknown numbers that call you, why cant the phone app just have that built in?? Like: "Incoming call from (number). Number belongs to this operator. According to reviews from this website, its probably a scammer"
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Bad Religion is a good band. Any band that is in Crazy Taxi is a good band in my books
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
pre-christian norwegians actually had free wifi everywhere all the time. it was taken away by the pope when he forced them to have genders
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Why do some businesses make you record a video when sending an application??? Im awkward on video. I swear im not awkward in person.
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Its so cool how there are just shiny pigeons
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
MLK if he was armenian
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I had a dream last night that armenias borders on google maps were changed to include artsakh and nakhchivan
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my bluetooth earbuds keep opening the music app on my macbook and playing all my downloaded sound effects so i would always get jumpscared by "work at a pizza place ahhh" sound followed by that one high pitched laughing sound when it would randomly connect to my earbuds.
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Krieg und Freitag @kriegundfreitag.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🤘Ohne Zähne putzen ins Bett 🤘
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Darth Something @darthsomething.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sex gifs
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
His peanuts finally went sour...
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Americans: merry christmas! Swedish:
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Taylor 🪲 @tsumugari.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Enrichment time! We like to offer fun visual stimulus like these sticky toys, as well as RC cars, window clings, and streamers.
A California sea lion at an underwater viewing window. There is a red toy ball clinging to the outside of the glass and he is staring at it.A California sea lion at an underwater viewing window. There is a red toy ball clinging to the outside of the glass and he is staring at it.A California sea lion at an underwater viewing window. There is a red toy ball clinging to the outside of the glass and he is staring at it.A California sea lion at an underwater viewing window. He is staring inquisitively into the camera.
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Im mainly listening to music through my ps2 now
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Jan Skudlarek @janskudlarek.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Ich: Warum habe ich Nackenschmerzen? Auch ich:
Fotomontage, ein Shrimp sitzt auf einem Bürostuhl an einem Laptop
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Ungrateful creature. I build this entire playground for him yet he only ever sits on his skull
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Non swedes probably think its the swedishest thing ever that this is an actual bus stop in stockholm
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF
 IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT 
old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Glacia @glacialstars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Toad very excited (with his legs showing)
Toad very excited (with his legs showing)
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Whats shakin bacon
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Benjo🐸🪴 @rubenjo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Im curious. Europeans, did you grow up thinking that "Walmart" is the broad english term for grocery store? Cause i did. Just watched a lot of english youtube where walmart would be mentioned in relation to grocert stores and made that connection.
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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