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AuDHDuck

@rubberducky.guru
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Weird duck that likes programming. Also attracted to logic/formal math. This, however, is a s̶̛̞̫̩͉̞͍̟͕̣̥͉͍͗̈́̈́̓̓͑̃̓̕h̴̢̨̢͍͈͍̋͐̂́̽̅̄̋́͛̚͝į̶̬̹͓̜̟̫͐̓͆̋͌̈́́̿̊̍̊͌́̂t̶̲̀̿̓̈́͑̈́̚̚p̴̧̢̡̧̧͍̖̳̪̘̱̝̟̮̬̑͛̏̚̚͜͝o̸̢̧̢̦̝̝͇̬͈͔̺͚̝͍̣̰͔̺̞͉̅̇̆̈́̏̂́̃̈́͂͛̃͌̄̕͘̕͘͠͠ͅͅş̵̢̛̛̛̝̦̦͈̤̩̫̺͓͌̉̈́̿͛̎̈́͗͌̋͐̓̋̉̃͘ͅt̶̛̟̻͚̗̬͍̭̰̤̙̦̻͉̙̋́͑͂̉̀̐̃͋͌͊̈̈̿͒̽̔̿̕͠ and all-in-one-ish account IC and low-polarization creature fr/en

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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 8h
yippee (/s) linux, android, windows and macos affected you can just get events about any files being modified linux is working on a fix, microsoft is half endorsing it (calling it an "undocumented feature"), and macos/android have no plans yet inoti.fyi
inoti.fyi
File Notification Attacks
Side-Channel Leakage from the File-Notification System on Linux, Android, Windows, and macOS. Accepted at The ACM Conference on Computer and Communications Security (CCS), November 15-19, 2026 — The H...
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asa @asap.systems · 30/09/2026
damn
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asa @asap.systems · 24/09/2026
the more I learn about formal verification of software, the more absurd it becomes that it isn't commonplace in all mainstream software development
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 24/09/2026
Hateslop: Low-effort, low-nuance criticism that reduces something to being simply bad, without seriously engaging with its strengths, context, or where the criticism actually applies, even if the criticism itself may be valid.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 20/09/2026
soundcloud, I'm logged into my account, what do you mean you're blocking me


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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 19/09/2026
holy hell is this really happening?
itsfoss.com
Bottles' Founder Has Managed to Run Microsoft 365 on Linux
As of now, he has the desktop app installing and signing in.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 17/09/2026
oh yeah signal now supports (beta) registering a new account without a phone number :) it's a one-time purchase to deter spam/bots. I hope they support other types of payment!
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 17/09/2026
MOODLE HAS A BUILT-IN DARK THEME THIS IS NOT A DRILL MOODLE NOW HAS DARK MODE
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 17/09/2026
my teacher forgot his adapter so I got to do the thing
mac laptop with the usb-c to hdmi framework module
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skrillex @futanari.observer · 16/09/2026
they should start building a eurostar from canada to france
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Sorry Buddy @3cityyimby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm sorry, "EU summit in Montreal in late October"?
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 12/09/2026
I just overheard my little brother tell to my cousin that I'm better at explaining math stuff when helping than my father 🥹️ (although I'm worse at speed, which I know, I'm horrible at remembering stuff so I need to go search up everything)
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 11/09/2026
it's 2026 and random shuffling still breaks in music apps from time to time
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 10/09/2026
android 17 shenanigans (at least for vpn stuff). I needed to enable "nearby devices" for firefox to be able to access my homelab VPN ip. issue I found: bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi...
bugzilla.mozilla.org
2055215 - Cannot access local network ip addresses on Firefox Nightly for Android
RESOLVED (smayya) in Firefox for Android - General. Last updated 2026-08-17.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 10/09/2026
is there anyone else feeling that firefox mobile is very slow at search engine queries and opening websites (basically the same thing)? And often it just straight up doesn't want to open any of my homelab service in my vpn while chromium (vanadium) works just fine and is fast (but no adblocker)
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 08/09/2026
genuinely don't know how “persist this rust state struct, give me safe snapshots/updates, and let me evolve it with explicit type-checked migrations” isn't already a solved small-app abstraction. all the pieces exist, but apparently not quite this combination.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 07/09/2026
speedrun strat: you don't need to clean your plate if you break it
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skrillex @futanari.observer · 07/09/2026
logo of the Société de transport de Montréal but with the Haskell lambda logo in place of the logo's arrows
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who let the duck in @technoduck.me · 07/09/2026
Société de transport de Montréal mentionné
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GrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 06/09/2026
We're well into the process of converting the Messaging app included in GrapheneOS into a modern app. We'll be making a new release later today with a completely overhauled user interface written in Android Compose. We've made a massive amount of other improvements and bug fixes beyond that too.
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Music Ducky @music.rubberducky.guru · 04/09/2026
it's bandcamp friday y'all
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 04/09/2026
dreaming of a world were you need to opt into making a message more important for the recepient to see the notification directly by default -> no notification important -> pings you with a sound urgent (restricted to certain people you choose) -> plays something more... urgent... (alarm?)
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 03/09/2026
AUDACITY 4 IS OUT www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTQy...
youtube.com
Introducing Audacity 4: New tools & a new look
YouTube video by Audacity
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 03/09/2026
you can rerun and resume from 1,984
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#1 text-overflow: ellipsis; hater @nekotachi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the phrase "the grass is always greener" implies that the ideal lawn is colored #00ff00
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Olaren @olaren.dev · 30/08/2026
embrace the absurdity of life
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 29/08/2026
Victory royal (it's softlocked)
One bowling pin remaining
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Employee realises his project was self-assigned.
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Guibi @guibi.dev · 29/08/2026
give the man a fish, and he will spend his day making a fishing rod for fun
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 28/08/2026
My hot take is that we’ve been making software too fast for our own good, even before LLMs. They’re just the nail in the coffin. I think we’ll end up putting a lot more effort into the foundations: common language standards, tighter specs, and proving more of the stuff everything else depends on.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 28/08/2026
Gonna be at decibels today, so if for some reason anyone is also going let me know! Unfortunately ophidian is only on Sunday and I'll have left by then. I'm so sad TwT
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 28/08/2026
:3
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Guibi @guibi.dev · 27/08/2026
bit late to the nix conf in the netherlands
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 26/08/2026
typical Teams shenanigans
Teaks saying no activity found but at the bottom it says that theirs 32 new activities
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 24/08/2026
What they don't tell you is that if you loose your Canadian passport abroad, you get the all-white special edition passport. (macro transaction and grinding required)
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 23/08/2026
"bicycle barking" wruff wruff
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 22/08/2026
Image of the quoted thread in another app but in a single message.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 22/08/2026
This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for long messages. This is a test for 1/3
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dd🌺 @dd86k.space · 20/08/2026
mémoire vive (la mémoire est vivante)
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 18/08/2026
The urge of making computers in games is just too high. I wish I had that level of focus
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ash! :3 @arthomnix.dev · 17/08/2026
i spent my autism power porting it to LaTeX
Screenshot of a desktop using a tiling window manager. On the left, there is a terminal text editor showing LaTeX3 package code. On the right there is a PDF document with multiple pages of dog noises (generated by the LaTeX code).
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 francis (TWO DAYS!) @francisssssssss.gay · 16/08/2026
i spent my ADHD power creating a brand new tool to replace boring old lorem ipsum with dog and cat noises. i call it Barksum Ipsum. use it to add joy and whimsy to places wherever you need filler text. dog-coded developers need dog-coded tools. francisssssssss.gay/articles/bar...
An advert for Barksum Ipsum. The poster is divided into two separate halves. The left side is white, with black text reading "Boring. Corporate". It has a design for some sort of social media, with lorem ipsum text as the main text.

The right side of the poster, is yellow with a pattern, with text in white reading "Fun. Whimsical." This side also has the same social media design as the left, however it is now in black, and the lorem ipsum text is replaced with Barksum Ipsum, covering the text in "wruff"'s, "bark"'s and other dog-coded text.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 15/08/2026
I found who is behind the funding of anti-pancake propaganda
Shop with the name "Bigg Waffle"
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 26/07/2026
look. i know your eyes are hurting, but why would you need to know about atomic types?
let mut a = 5;
print(a); // 5
increment(mut a);
print(a); // 6

yes this is a dumb language I'm designing for fun (I'll probably never implement it)
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 06/07/2026
"french tenses are so complicated" meanwhile english: future perfect continuous passive If I understand it in the next few minutes, that specific english rule will have been being analyzed by me for 30 minutes
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 28/06/2026
I just turned up the volume of a video to try and taste more of what I'm eating... Yeah I don't think I'm completely awake yet
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 27/06/2026
from the latest GrapheneOS patch notes. This is the first ever recorded moment of bloat actually being useful (for the wrong reasons)
Upgrading this release from a release not yet based on Android 17 requires using the standard over-the-air update system rather than ADB sideload. For users who only update via ADB sideload, we'll be releasing a special Android 16 QPR2 release with a backported fix for the upstream Android bug causing the issue. This bug also exists in the Pixel OS for both Android 16 QPR3 and Android 17 too but it bypasses it through being bloated enough to always trigger a fallback path. We confirmed adding a 1GiB randomly generated file to GrapheneOS would bypass the issue similarly to the stock Pixel OS but we'll be fixing the issue instead.
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 26/06/2026
logging into a server? it goes in the ssh hole! interfacing with a remote filesystem? it goes in the ssh hole! forwarding ports? it goes in the ssh hole! ssh? believe it or not, ssh hole!
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AuDHDuck @rubberducky.guru · 24/06/2026
new defense system idea just dropped
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