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Rachel

@rstucks.bsky.social
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i’ve been described as a giraffe, a cat, or a koala. but the most accurate description is an emu. Roll Tide

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/10/2026
Coulda used some of these defenders up the middle later in the game huh gents
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
imagining reality show where all Nick Saban coordinators live in a house together
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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyway
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11/10/2026
Tie game in Lexington, god help us all.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Too stressed for the Alabama game, so I’m taking a little viewing break and going to the LSU UK overtime.
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Brian Oliu @brianoliu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I do love that Alabama went from one psychopath coach to another completely different brand of psychopath
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why did Alabama go for it when they could tie the game at 10 going into half, well, it started hundreds of years ago when explorer Hudson DeBoer plucked a cursed emerald from the head of a temple idol
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a stats girlie, this is so funny
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm confused, are republicans going to start boycotting atlanta hawks games now or adopting them as their team
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me @ the Iowa Hawkeyes
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
ALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
During my undergrad Probability Statistics class, I was on the phone talking to my dad about the terrible probability in cards games, and he proceeds to casually start teaching me how to count cards. Again, over the phone.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t wait for JD Vance to invoke, say, Saint Joan of Arc to try and twist this as the Pope “doesn’t understand Catholicism”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
earlier today i told an Auburn friend that this game is cursed, but more in a Scooby Doo way than a The Exorcist one
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The "F*ck Lane Kiffin" chants return for the LSU-Ole Miss, as heard on the ABC broadcast.
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/09/2026
The answer to this question turned out to be the lightning delay.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I absolutely will “pspspsp” if I ever see one.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i would, without a second thought, run over a human with my car to protect this guy
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/09/2026
THE WAVE WIN THE MARDI GRAS MATCHUP
THE KING Of MARDI GRAS
W. WILSON JR. PRESS CENTER
HILL
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FINAL
AIME
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NIKE
AMERICAN
CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sean McDonough: This is the first time Alabama has turned the ball over on their first two possessions since 2009 against South Carolina Greg McElroy: I threw both of those interceptions
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pour one out for the woman who made sure no one will remember their night on Bourbon Street.
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 02/09/2026
“You’ve got to keep Lane away from the girls that are in college,” Saban said, according to one former coach. “Just keep him away from the sorority girls.” www.vanityfair.com/story/lane-k...
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“Keep Him Away From the Sorority Girls.” Inside Lane Kiffin’s Rammer Jammer Stint at Alabama, Nick Saban Drama and All
Kiffin has run a lot of plays on the way to the top, some for better, and some that backfired. An exclusive excerpt from Lane Being Lane: The Story of Lane Kiffin, College Football’s Agent of Chaos, d...
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does soccer Pausa de Hidratación correspond with college football commercial break or game quarters? Is there a difference? 🤔
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As an Alabamian, this is the type of commentary on absurd state news I want.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As an Alabama fan who has never participated in fantasy football, I ache for you.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am so here for the college footballization of global soccer
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Swear that’s never happened before.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Torres Del Paine, Argentina before today Vs Torres Del Paine for Argentina after today
Torres Del Paine national park in ArgentinaFerran Torres celebrating the go-ahead goal in the world cup final vs Argentina
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SPAIN WINS THE MEN'S WORLD CUP BEVEL THE FLAG
SPAIN WINS THE MEN'S WORLD CUP
BEVEL THE FLAG
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡ESPAÑA CAMPEÓN DEL MUNDO! ¡LA ROJAAAAAAA!
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain 1-0 Argentina 106'- Ferran Torres
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
From Fernando to Ferran, Torres is unmatched.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Since 2006, I have always loved a man named Torres on the Spanish team.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If anything, this proves that Cabo Verde is the 3rd best team.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How are people saying this game is “boring” I do not understand. Since when do goals mean the only exciting thing?!?
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
REFEREE INTERFERENCE
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me after every missed shot by Spain
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James Tyler @jamestylerespn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
On comes Spain's best goalscorer, holding midfielder Mikel Merino
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I was kicked in the face as a goalie. It sucks.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The beauty of Spain’s team is that their players will fall into any and all positions throughout play.
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Rachel @rstucks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My favorite dichotomy of athletes. The drama of “whaaat I couldn’t have committed the foul” versus the “lol yeah I did it my bad shrug” that soccer players also do. There is no middle ground for them
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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
While I appreciate journalists' giving space to criticize incidents of racism, I wish they didn't just ask questions to the ppl who were the targets of racism. Ask Messi about the racist behavior of Argentine fans. Does he approve of fans' monkey gestures or the vice-president's comments? Ask him!
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