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There's a room in the house that gets warmer than others because of its location, and today it hit over 80 degrees outside.. anyway there was a bag of mini Hershey bars that I just now remembered I left in that room last night that's probably a pile of goo now.

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This time it was offline until I vague posted here about it. 🤣 The discourse finds me even in the real world.

Andy Harris is a pissy little bitch baby. Also what a terrible suit.

..and I'm like "man I hate him too, but I'm just over here trying to make plans for dinner." This example I pulled out of my ass, by the way - but this kind of interjection happens all the time in normal conversation and it's annoying AF. "You know what's MORE annoying? Trump!" Oh ffs...

Is there a word for people who inject Trump commentary into the most mundane topics of conversation? Could be talking about how long to cook spaghetti and they'll be like "Trump is in with the Russian mob because he hates Italians" or some shit..

I kick my feet so much when I sleep 😅. Could probably be glued on and I'd still manage to get them off.

Did I accidentally engage in discourse recently? I've been trying to avoid it but got a handful of random blocks from accounts that just seem like political rabble-rousers.

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I always start with socks. When I wake up I'm lucky if one of them managed to stay on through the night. 🤣

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Kiddo loves the swings. And leaves: leaves are FASCINATING. Not snacks, though. They're crunchy, but not for eating.

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Looks great though! 10/10, would lick. 🤣

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🫶 Not worth punching down on past you. You're doing the things. Sorry you're in pain my guy! It's rough, but you'll get to where you need to be. 🫂

I thought it was pleptile dysfunction.

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Your cursed mental images for the day. 😅

With voice box that says "hell yeah brother!" With every thrust!

HULKAMANIA FLESHLIGHT

[Hulk Hogan next to a fleshlight adorned with his iconic handlebar mustache.]

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When you see someone rant about something online, know that you're probably only getting 1/10th of the whole picture. Less than half of the story from one teller, and none from any of the other parties they might be ranting about. Context is everything, and online you get almost none of it.

Washington sports had a rough day apparently lol.

Next on the things to purchase... 🤣

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Philly is getting clocked too tonight 😅

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Turned on the Philly game after the Caps stunk it. 😅

Ok my Seattle friends... Congrats. 😅

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Riley is so not into the sports on the tv lol. Looked at it for two seconds before dinner then had a little tantrum. Much more interested in food and playtime than any of Daddy's tv nonsense.

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I posted about a monster dildo earlier that has a wand insert. 😅 I may have just spent $150+ 👀

Fellas... PSA.. (Broadly of the cis het persuasion, but by no means limited to that..) toys for your partner does not mean you are incapable or inadequate. Invest in a variety of fun. Your partner will thank you, and you'll get a kick out of it too!

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I love seeing what others come up with!

I'm so not creative like that. A fake wig and some blood pellets to bite and I'm a vampire/zombie/whatever. 😅 Have a little lion costume for the kiddo.

I take back every negative thing I ever said about this man. He seems like a pretty cool guy! 😅

I might have spent too much money on a thing.

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I have a dorky little headlamp just for this purpose!

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