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Not speaking for my employer unless & until they pay me to. Wife Guy since before it was monetizable. Mostly harmless. He/him.

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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 5h
Keira Knightly in a green dress in ATONEMENT
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 23h
I attended a gathering of Guys (gender non-specific) just last night.
SUGAR performing at the Anthem in DC
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Samesies!
J. Robbins opening for Sugar
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Beretta 92FS
Beretta 92FS 9MM handgun
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you telling me that this Arthur Martinez didn't see himself in solidarity with all Hispanic peoples? 😝
Former Sears CEO Arthur Martinez
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IS THAT GOOD? gameshow meme
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WELL, I BET THE EIGHT BALL DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with your childhood crush: Older woman Diane Lane in A LITTLE ROMANCE
Movie poster for A LITTLE ROMANCE (1979)
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes.
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PRIMARY RULES FOR GUN SAFETY

Always keep gun pointed in a safe direction

Treat guns as though they are always loaded

Keep your finger off of the trigger until your sights are on your intended target

Always be sure of your target and what's behind it

NSSF.ORG
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only barrel pants I acknowledge.
Daffy Duck standing in a barrel
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mrs. Weir
Becky Ann Baker on FREAKS AND GEEKS
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ace detective work, Jeff.
Brands

Consistently chooses Brother brand for printer supplies
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Brands

Likely uses Brother for printer supplies

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Product Preferences

Consistently replenishes printer supplies

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Printer Supplies

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Home & Family

Likely has a home desk/computer setup



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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Treating myself to a Banh Mi bowl and an imperial IPA at Ever Grain Brewing Co. Why? Because deserve's got nothing to do with it.
Banh Mi bowlEver Grain Farms glass mostly full of beer
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inflation! At The MOD Pizza I had 153 reward points in the app, which had long been enough for a free pizza or salad. I logged in to order and found the redemption tier had jumped from 150 to 175 points (a 16.67% increase).
MOD Pizza app screenshot showing 175 points required for a free pizza or salad
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Choosin' Abraxas
Poster for ABRAXAS GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Filipino Hot Dog Pizza in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo font
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Knitting is for heroes.
Krysten Ritter (JESSICA JONES) teaching Charlie Cox (DAREDEVIL) to knit on set.
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pulling up to the pump like
Liquid Satan vessel from PRINCE OF DARKNESS
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Michael Showalter-directed erotic thriller"
Poster for HELLO, MY NAME IS DORIS starring Sally Field
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Annette O'Toole though
Annette O'Toole in IT (1990)
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might have been vulnerable to this ploy were I a more successful nerdy Gen x man and my children were less in need of orthodontia.
Simpsons meme of "Dental plan - Lisa needs braces"
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jackiekashianstore.com/item/shirtma...
Jackie Kashian "Made of Bees" T-shirt
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Everyday Comforts

Comfort Food Moments

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German-style feast sides

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No, if you eat the black heart of Jerry it doesn't make you into jerry

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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Theatrical poster for RED SONJA (1985)
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Renault Le Car
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at
Screenshot of Wikipedia page for Intercourse, PA
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Album cover for "Hybrid Vigor" by Webb Wilder
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
PaddingtonDeformed mutant bear from PROPHECY
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Mutt Cutts" van from DUMB AND DUMBER
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I learned about the on-label use for amyl nitrate from one of these comics where a Freak Brother justified his huge poppers purchase to the pharmacist by saying "I've got one fuck of a case of angina pectoris!"
Cover art for a collection of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are all Elijah Price now.
Samuel L. Jackson as Elijah Price from UNBREAKABLE
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t need AI to show you what I looked like in the 80s.
Chet (Bill Paxton) transformed into a monstrous blob in WEIRD SCIENCE
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Power Slap competitor Stunt Marshall
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WITH THE DNA WE LIBERATED FROM THE GRAVE DESECRATION YOU CALL A MUSEUM, I HAVE PERFECTED THE SAURIANIZATION PROCESS.

YOU RICE PAPER PUPPETS WILL BE GIVEN FORMS BEFITTING EARTH'S DOMINANT SPECIES.

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YOU CAN REWRITE DNA ON THE FLY, AND YOU'RE USING IT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS? BUT WITH TECH LIKE THAT, YOU COULD CURE CANCER!

BUT I DON'T WANT TO CURE CANCER. I WANT TO TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS.
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mos Def "Black On Both Sides" album cover
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Philip Baker Hall in HARD EIGHT
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 Jason's mom/Has got it going on 🎶
Linda Cardellini in CRYSTAL LAKE
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gotta be ready to counterattack
Gru using his freeze ray in a coffee shop in DESPICABLE ME
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reacher should fight the entire cast of THE FURIOUS
IMDb: Kenji Tanigaki, Miao Xie, Joe Taslim, and Brian Le at an event for The Furious (2025) 
 https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5260295/mediaviewer/rm2498612482
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We must immediately replace Rep. Marcy Kaptur with former SILK STALKINGS and BAYWATCH actress Mitzi Kapture. I know nothing about her politics, but it'd be difficult for them to be much worse than the vile anti-trans bigotry the incumbent has embraced.
Mitzi Kapture on BAYWATCH
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure, alternate realities.
You could have, like, a world without shrimp
or with, you know...
Nothing but shrimp.
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
40 oz. bottle of Hurricane malt liquor
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Movie poster for DESERT HEARTS
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poster for THE THING WITH TWO HEADS starring Ray Milland and Rosey Grier
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jack Malik has announced that he will no longer open for Ed Sheeran.
Himesh Patel in YESTERDAY
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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Honorable mention:
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Terry Rozier

@T_Rozzay3

Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

11:10 PM

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Rsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lucas Byrd and Ellie Holzman
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