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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What have Wakefield been taking these past few weeks??

Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching the rugby league grand final in the pub but I can only hear Sam Matterface commentating on the England football match 👎🏼

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I bet Half Man Half Biscuit must be gutted that the current Pope almost certainly knows who Slipknot is.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wake up babe, new DiCaprio meme just dropped.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Good luck to Wakefield Trinity ⚜️ and Newcastle Knights ⚔️ in their respective grand finals this weekend! 🏉

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When I was in Spain last month I swear the deodorant was sending me subliminal messages 🪓

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This song shuffled onto my phone at work 🔥

Do You Believe In Magic by The Lovin Spoonful

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just hope those recordings remain unheard.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I bet Liz had so much fun with this one.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The country whose president keeps threatening to attack Canada wants to talk about “reliable allies”.

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Jess Zafarris @jesszafarris.com · 29/09/2026

Someone hit me with the whole "fuck is an acronym" myth yesterday, so here's a reminder of why that claim makes absolutely no fucking sense. (And shit isn't an acronym either!) uselessetymology.com/2026/09/29/f...

uselessetymology.com

“Fuck” Isn’t an Acronym, and Other Etymological Fuckery

The following is a modified excerpt from my second book, Words from Hell. Many armchair etymologists like to claim that the infamous F-bomb is an acronym, standing for phrases such as “fornication …

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Glad they stuck with “to baldly go”.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well done to Boston, Nicole Kidman and The Cure on their current top ten hits.

Ackshually it’s a song called Boston by an artist called Stella Lefty at Number 3; Nicole Kidman by Adéla at 4; and The Cure by Olivia Rodrigo at 6. (UK Chart - Fri 25 Sep 2026)

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Howling at this Newcastle Knights fan popping out for a cigarette.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seen better starts to an England match, I’ll be honest.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I’m a journalist… for The Times!”

Stephen Collins’s Gove & Cameron “Independence Day” cartoon from 2012.

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Went searching for the old “Don't talk to me or my son ever again” meme and Google’s AI took it personally.

Al Overview

I will not contact you or your son again.
As an artificial intelligence, I only reply when you send a message and I never reach out first. This conversation will stay closed unless you write here again.

If you want to end this session or need me to clear the chat, just let me know.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s a shame that The Sopranos doesn’t qualify due to its first 13 of 86 episodes airing in 1999.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy heavenly 90th birthday, Jim Henson. 💚

“Why’d they make that one Muppet out of leather?”

Troy McClure in the Muppets Go Medieval (1977)

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Going Underground - The Jam Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush Don’t Turn Around - Aswad - Orpheus’s Playlist

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eight nights it was about 32°C for me 🥵, now it feels like 32°F 🥶

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I thought Nightwing was the Goth Robin?

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

⚠️ WARNING: I almost died from the word “Lasagne”. ☠️

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Got back from Spain last week and I’m gonna go on a diet prior to Christmas, eventually.

From Game of Thrones…
Syrio Forel: “What do we say to the g̶o̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ diet?”
Arya Stark: “Not today.”

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Emperor Palpatine defends Ed Sheeran amid controversy.”

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He should just embrace the heel persona and call the fans losers.

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sorry Greek Nathan but that sounds disgusting.

Two adjacent signs that are so close together that they look like one single sign…

Greek Nathan’s
Foot Long
Yogurt Hot Dogs

🤢

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Marra? Is he frae West Cumbria?

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OK, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

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Cryptid aScare @rpxadair.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And JM Barrie wrote about Peter Pan in 1904.

Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social

"We didn't have this queer shit back in my day" dude, in the first world war we had Biplanes

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“We didn’t have this queer shit back in my day” dude, in the first world war we had Biplanes

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