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Roy Huerto

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76-year-old progressive. 🚫MAGA,🚫troglodyte,🚫DM,🚫crypto,🚫Elon,🚫genocide. Life is short but the years are long. Baál is Lord. If you want me to follow back, you need posts and followers. Otherwise it’s the Cornfield for you.

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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 10h
Biden administration officials like Antony Blinken and Brett McGurk have embarked on media tours trying to whitewash their records over Israel’s destruction of Gaza. Their excuses for enabling genocide are as flimsy and threadbare as their ethical codes. INTERVIEW WITH AKBAR SHAHID AHMED
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Joe Biden’s Team Is Rewriting Its History on Gaza
Biden administration officials like Antony Blinken and Brett McGurk have embarked on media tours trying to whitewash their records over Israel’s destruction of Gaza. Their excuses for enabling genocid...
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 11h
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Old Faithful erupted approximately nine minutes later. Park officials said the eruption occurred normally andn o permanent damage to the geyser is expected. Visitors were permitted to remain in the area. Officials did, however, recommend standing upwind. Casper Planet Facebook not a reputable source
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Rangers reportedly informed him that Old Faithful is not part of Yellowstone's wastewater system. The man was taken into custody after returning to the boardwalk and faces multiple cit ations related to entering a restricted thermal area and the incident itself.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Park rangers responded while the man was still inside the restricted thermal area. According to witnesses, the tourist told officials he had been unable to locate a restroom and believed the geyser would “take care of it.”
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Several people initially believed he was attempting to take a photograph. They quickly realized he was not. “I thought maybe he'd dropped his phone,” witness Karen Mitchell said. “Then his pants came down, and there really wasn't much left to misunderstand.”
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Witnesses said the man crossed the barrier shortly before a scheduled eruption and walked toward the geyser while several visitors yelled for him to return.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Yellowstone Tourist Arrested After Taking a Dump in Old Faithful YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK - A tourist was arrested Monday after allegedly leaving the designated viewing area at Old Faithful and defecating directly into the famous geyser.
Yellowstone Tourist Arrested After Taking a Dump in Old Faithful

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK - A tourist was arrested Monday after allegedly leaving the designated viewing area at Old Faithful and defecating directly into the famous geyser.
Witnesses said the man crossed the barrier shortly before a scheduled eruption and walked toward the geyser while several visitors yelled for him to return.

Several people initially believed he was attempting to take a photograph. They quickly realized he was not. “I thought maybe he'd dropped his phone,” witness Karen Mitchell said. “Then his pants came down, and there really wasn't much left to misunderstand.” Park rangers responded while the man was still inside the restricted thermal area.

According to witnesses, the tourist told officials he had been unable to locate a restroom and believed the geyser would “take care of it.” Rangers reportedly informed him that Old Faithful is not part of Yellowstone's wastewater system. The man was taken into custody after returning to the boardwalk and faces multiple cit ations related to entering a restricted thermal area and the incident itself.

Old Faithful erupted approximately nine minutes later. Park officials said the eruption occurred normally andn o permanent damage to the geyser is expected. Visitors were permitted to remain in the area. Officials did, however, recommend standing upwind.

Casper Planet, Facebook is a known satire site.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
The driver's phone remained operational throughout much of the ordeal but had no cellular service. Google Maps continued displaying the route. When rescuers reached him, the driver reportedly had one question. “Do I still take the next left?” Is this satire? No one really knows.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Officials said the driver survived for 28 days on bottled water, beef jerky, crackers and food from the truck's emergency supplies.He reportedly attempted to walk out several times but returned to the truck after becoming disoriented.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Authorities located the semi Tuesday afternoon after a rancher spotted what he initially believed was an abandoned livestock trailer in the distance. The truck had become stuck approximately 53 miles from the nearest maintained road.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
The paved road eventually became gravel. The gravel became dirt. The dirt became two tire tracks. The tire tracks eventually disappeared. The driver continued. “He said the map still showed a blue line, so he figured there had to be a road somewhere,” search coordinator Steve Keller said.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
Investigators said he apparently exited the highway after Google Maps recommended an alternate route around construction.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
RAWLINS, Wyo. - An over-the-road truck driver reported missing nearly a month ago has been found alive after authorities located him approximately 53 miles into an open field in southern Wyoming. The driver disappeared 28 days ago while hauling freight along Interstate 80.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11h
We’ve all been there. Missing Truck Driver Found 53 Miles Into Wyoming Field After Following Google Maps Casper Planet, Facebook
Missing Truck Driver Found 53 Miles Into Wyoming Field After Following Google Maps

RAWLINS, Wyo. - An over-the-road truck driver reported missing nearly a month ago has been found alive after authorities located him approximately 53 miles into an open field in southern Wyoming. The driver disappeared 28 days ago while hauling freight along Interstate 80. Investigators said he apparently exited the highway after Google Maps recommended an alternate route around construction.

The paved road eventually became gravel. The gravel became dirt. The dirt became two tire tracks. The tire tracks eventually disappeared. The driver continued. “He said the map still showed a blue line, so he figured there had to be a road somewhere,” search coordinator Steve Keller said. Authorities located the semi Tuesday afternoon after a rancher spotted what he initially believed was an abandoned livestock trailer in the distance.
The truck had become stuck approximately 53 miles from the nearest maintained road.

Officials said the driver survived for 28 days on bottled water, beef jerky, crackers and food from the truck's emergency supplies.He reportedly attempted to walk out several times but returned to the truck after becoming disoriented.The driver's phone remained operational throughout much of the ordeal but had no cellular service. Google Maps continued displaying the route. When rescuers reached him, the driver reportedly had one question. “Do I still take the next left?”
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12h
Former Republican U.S. Rep. Ken Buck crossed party lines Wednesday to endorse Democratic Attorney General Phil Weiser’s campaign for Colorado governor.
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Republican Ken Buck endorses Phil Weiser in Colorado governor’s race
Former Republican U.S. Rep. Ken Buck crossed party lines Wednesday to endorse Democratic Attorney General Phil Weiser’s campaign for Colorado governor.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Prairie Ridge Natural Area, Loveland, CO
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A Halloween table with a sign says “Please only 1 cig per kid. (Don’t take lighter.)” there’s a bowl of cigarettes and a Bic lighter.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/10/2026
Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Researchers Suggest Wild Horses Don’t Have To Worry About Any Of This
NEW YORK—Peering into the middle distance with evident longing for something better, something more, researchers at Columbia University confirmed Tuesday that wild horses don’t have to worry about thi...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
OOPS GOP ad buyer mixes up Portlands, spends money meant to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins in Oregon The PAC boosting Collins is "absolutely furious" at the "ridiculous error" made by the buyer, which takes blame and has refunded the money. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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GOP ad buyer mixes up Portlands, spends money meant to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins in Oregon
An outside group mistakenly spent nearly $25,000 to boost Collins in Portland, Oregon, rather than Portland, Maine. The buyer admitted to the error and refunded the PAC.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Police say Delaney laughed and admitted it was payback. He was arrested on suspicion of food tampering and reckless endangerment. Bipolar Bear on Facebook. Yes, I know it’s satire. But it “should” be real.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The meal unraveled when one board member, who told officers she grew up on a cattle ranch, cut into a "meatball" and recognized it as a Rocky Mountain oyster. Witnesses said she pushed the plate away and confronted Delaney in front of the room.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Neighbors said the dish came in a large red pot labeled "family recipe," but investigators later learned Delaney had kept a smaller pot of sauce aside only for board members. Police said he was angry over a recent fine for a fence he claimed had already been approved.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A Chicago-area man, 53-year-old Mark Delaney, was arrested Saturday night after police say he served members of his HOA board spaghetti topped with bull testicles disguised as meatballs during a neighborhood potluck in Naperville.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Man Serves HOA Board Spaghetti With Bull Testicles Instead of Meatballs at Neighborhood Potluck.
Man Serves HOA Board Spaghetti With Bull Testicles Instead of Meatballs at Neighborhood Potluck

A Chicago-area man, 53-year-old Mark Delaney, was arrested Saturday night after police say he served members of his HOA board spaghetti topped with bull testicles disguised as meatballs during a neighborhood potluck in Naperville.

Neighbors said the dish came in a large red pot labeled "family recipe," but investigators later learned Delaney had kept a smaller pot of sauce aside only for board members. Police said he was angry over a recent fine for a fence he claimed had already been approved.

The meal unraveled when one board member, who told officers she grew up on a cattle ranch, cut into a "meatball" and recognized it as a Rocky Mountain oyster. Witnesses said she pushed the plate away and confronted Delaney in front of the room.

Police say Delaney laughed and admitted it was payback. He was arrested on suspicion of food tampering and reckless endangerment.

Bipolar Bear on Facebook. Yes, I know it’s satire.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
theonion.com
North Dakota Apologizes For Contributing Nothing To Nation’s Greatness
BISMARCK, ND—Admitting that it had let the other 49 states do “pretty much all of the heavy lifting,” North Dakota issued a formal apology Tuesday for contributing nothing to the nation’s greatness. “...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows
NEW HAVEN, CT—Shedding light on the animal’s compassionate nature and pop-culture savvy, a study published Wednesday in the journal Behavioral Ecology And Sociobiology found that elephants mourn the c...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Governor Polis to take actions to reduce the prices of pump gas and diesel in Colorado. Allow larger fuel loads, dyed diesel for road use, and apply for EPA waiver for reformulated gasoline.
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Governor Polis Takes Executive Action on Gas Prices As Coloradans Face The Cost of Trump's War With Iran At the Gas Pump | Colorado Governor Jared Polis
DENVER — Due to President Trump's war with Iran, today on average Coloradans are paying $4.18 per gallon for gas and $6.21 per gallon for diesel. The President’s war is costing Colorado families, incr...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She should be discharged from prison now. She was executed and therefore paid her debt to society and her victim’s family. It’s not her fault the state screwed it up.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An ICE agent is in custody at a local hospital after police say he was shot after assaulting an elderly man and his daughter at a home in Fresno. The incident happened before 3:30 am Friday at a home in central Fresno.
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72-year-old man shoots off-duty ICE agent found asleep on Fresno lawn, agent arrested: Police
Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump enraged after Bad Bunny awarded Nobel Peace Prize.
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Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Trump claimed that he had been “treated very unfairly” by being passed over for the award despite having ended “between forty and fifty wars.”
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Officials insist the project is working exactly as designed and have already announced plans to improve traffic flow. They’re adding two more lanes. This is obvious satire, wouldn’t you agree?
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One family reportedly entered Tuesday morning headed for Dallas. By Wednesday, they had passed Buc-ee’s 47 times, purchased two bags of Beaver Nuggets and somehow ended up headed toward Houston.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Buc-ee’s in the center allows stranded motorists to refuel, grab brisket, use the restroom and emotionally prepare themselves for another lap.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“We haven’t technically had a traffic jam because everyone is still moving,” one engineer explained. “Some have been moving in a circle for six hours, but that’s still movement.”
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The massive intersection was designed to improve traffic flow by allowing drivers to continuously circle Buc-ee’s until they either find their exit or accept that this is where they live now.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Texas transportation officials have unveiled what they’re calling the future of traffic: an eight-lane roundabout built completely around a Buc-ee’s.
Texas transportation officials have unveiled what they’re calling the future of traffic: an eight-lane roundabout built completely around a Buc-ee’s.

The massive intersection was designed to improve traffic flow by allowing drivers to continuously circle Buc-ee’s until they either find their exit or accept that this is where they live now.

“We haven’t technically had a traffic jam because everyone is still moving,” one engineer explained. “Some have been moving in a circle for six hours, but that’s still movement.”

The Buc-ee’s in the center allows stranded motorists to refuel, grab brisket, use the restroom and emotionally prepare themselves for another lap.

One family reportedly entered Tuesday morning headed for Dallas. By Wednesday, they had passed Buc-ee’s 47 times, purchased two bags of Beaver Nuggets and somehow ended up headed toward Houston.

Officials insist the project is working exactly as designed and have already announced plans to improve traffic flow.

They’re adding two more lanes.

This is obvious satire, wouldn’t you agree?
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday into why their party lost the 2026 midterm elections.
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
YouTube video by The Onion
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Russian lab technician dies of suspected pneumonic plague. Russians deny everything. Déjà vu is the sudden, strange feeling that you have already lived through or seen a brand new situation.
lbc.co.uk
White House 'assessing options' over Russian plague outbreak following death of lab technician who ‘broke bacteria-filled test tube’ | LBC
US officials are monitoring a plague outbreak in Russia which has claimed the life of a lab technician.
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Explosive CIA leak raises fears of imminent and ‘total collapse’ of Israel
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Explosive CIA leak raises fears of imminent and ‘total collapse’ of major US ally
CIA experts warned in a classified report that Israel could be headed toward “civil war” or “total collapse,” Drop Site News reported Monday after being briefed on the assessment by two U.S. sources.“...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties
DARLINGTON, OH—In an obvious attempt to appeal to the county’s different demographic, U.S. House of Representatives candidate Jim Richardson reportedly showed up Monday to a campaign event in a rural ...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Farmers in Nebraska have built a giant urinal with a picture of Donald Trump, and are charging $1 to pee on it, to help all the farmers and ranchers hurt by his policies.
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The Halfway Cafe (@thehalfwaycafe)
BREAKING: Farmers in Nebraska have built a giant urinal installation in Omaha with a picture of Donald Trump on it, and are charging $1 to pee on it to raise money for all the farmers and ranchers tha...
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙃 theonion.com/political-pr...
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Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed
Abdul El-Sayed is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Michigan. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the progressive candidate. Ethnicity: Scary-American Personal Mission: Disp...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A pod of sperm whales in the remote South Pacific choose violence.
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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RFK Jr. Says Lethal Injections Failed Because They Contained No Vaccines
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. argued that the two lethal injections failed because they contained no vaccines.  “Pentobarbital alone is not... Continue this tale
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Nation Shocked That Darline Graham Was Not Stupidest Senator on Judiciary Committee
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Roy Huerto @royhuerto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
YouTube video by The Onion
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