THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Yeah I got that BBC (Billy Bananas Car) 010 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026In the blue square: gun on a skateboard. In the red square: shopping cart full of grenades 020 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They don't own the shops, they just sold their likenesses to some local business owners 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Tex Avery knew how to draw exactly one type of woman and her character sheet is in there too, just in case he forgot 120 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I looked through a little bit of that big Cartoon Network leak and buddy, they got character sheets of Hanna-Barbera shit nobody under 50 has heard of 150 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026One could argue Tooie is already a Metroidvania. Though it does have a randomizer if you're into that 010 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Without a shred of irony I'm nominating Snood 010 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If all else fails you can do the Patty and Selma video but with the alien couple 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd love to know the thought process of how an infinite McDonald's would give invertebrates any sort of ecological advantage 120 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is it really? Or did somebody Claude it up so you would give them a headline 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Run for the shadows (3x) It's the Fuckass Twins, bwop bwop 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You did a phenomenal job. I know it's outside the developers' scope right now but an update where you could make matching hats and gloves would make it instant game of the decade 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Isn't there a whole Willy Wonka show coming out where they Grokked Gene Wilder? What is it with Wonka that attracts all the AI bros? 110 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh! This post is why I call any healing item in any game an Ester Flask 090 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pour all your chemicals on anybody who says they are a "men's rights activist" 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Enhance yourself often and every time you do say Grok could never 001 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You might not have said to yourself tonight that you were pretty but I sure did but you should also remind yourself how pretty you are 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They never did a Star Wars where somebody said lightsaber weiner did they 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We're naming the planet closest to us Mars after the Roman god of war. Haha jkjkjk it's so it rhymes with stars. A bunch of songwriters already said thank you 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Her shoes look exactly like the Proto Shield cause that's her big bro 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was King but then you have to fight Wily anyways 220 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Best Halloween decoration every year for the last 300 years 010 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't turn me into a tree when I die 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026r/cricut: my cricut explore 5 won't print out my t-shirt that says "my dog is a member of the family but if the chips were down we would eat her" 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We asked a hundred people what superpower they would pick and they all said time stop. There were a few people who said shapeshifting but time stop was always their second choice 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"It's called do or die because if you do not do you will die" If you put that on a hat or a shirt one million marines would buy it and wear it. The US Army sponsored that other guy instead of me 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't normally hatewatch shows but I'm watching Rugrats 2021 even though they took it off streaming. It's not good at all but one of the characters they added is a gay baby with a southern accent and I gotta say they get a lot of mileage out of him 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Somebody made a post where the ideal response would be bless you but I held my tongue 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We're doing every copy of Pokemon Red and Blue is personalized next. Yeah man in my copy Primeape is a solid OU pick 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trying to explain to somebody's grandfather that there's a group of people on the Internet who joke around about their Super Mario 64 cartridge is slightly different from their friend's and this is supposedly the scariest thing that a human can experience 100 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you made me auctioneer an event I think instead of talking faster and faster I would accidentally talk louder and louder 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I haven't played Final Fantasy 14 but as I understand it you create the baddest bitch on Earth and then play dress-up with her. Some of you choose instead to log in and play as a babyman which also costs 15 dollars a month 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The dress making game is really cute! Why does it make my CPU jump up to 91 degrees Celsius 001 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here's what I've been up to the last few weeks. I never made a dress before but I think it turned out pretty good! #rosalina #cosplay 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I want to adopt whatever that green blob is supposed to be 100 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The word five has two fricative phonemes. You have to press your lower lip to your upper teeth to make the F sound, then do it again for the V sound. Way more effort than saying the other numbers 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The nuns in this song are on their way to the Powerline concert which I always thought was a fun touch 030 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ever since I was a lad it's always been my dream to forge a signature blade in my signature style which meets the following parameters: 000 0
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The most prominent one I can think of from the last ten years is Rick from Rick and Morty. Make of that whatever you want 150 0
