THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Run for the shadows (3x) It's the Fuckass Twins, bwop bwop 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pour all your chemicals on anybody who says they are a "men's rights activist" 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Enhance yourself often and every time you do say Grok could never 001
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You might not have said to yourself tonight that you were pretty but I sure did but you should also remind yourself how pretty you are 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They never did a Star Wars where somebody said lightsaber weiner did they 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We're naming the planet closest to us Mars after the Roman god of war. Haha jkjkjk it's so it rhymes with stars. A bunch of songwriters already said thank you 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026r/cricut: my cricut explore 5 won't print out my t-shirt that says "my dog is a member of the family but if the chips were down we would eat her" 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We asked a hundred people what superpower they would pick and they all said time stop. There were a few people who said shapeshifting but time stop was always their second choice 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"It's called do or die because if you do not do you will die" If you put that on a hat or a shirt one million marines would buy it and wear it. The US Army sponsored that other guy instead of me 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't normally hatewatch shows but I'm watching Rugrats 2021 even though they took it off streaming. It's not good at all but one of the characters they added is a gay baby with a southern accent and I gotta say they get a lot of mileage out of him 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Somebody made a post where the ideal response would be bless you but I held my tongue 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trying to explain to somebody's grandfather that there's a group of people on the Internet who joke around about their Super Mario 64 cartridge is slightly different from their friend's and this is supposedly the scariest thing that a human can experience 100
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you made me auctioneer an event I think instead of talking faster and faster I would accidentally talk louder and louder 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I haven't played Final Fantasy 14 but as I understand it you create the baddest bitch on Earth and then play dress-up with her. Some of you choose instead to log in and play as a babyman which also costs 15 dollars a month 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The dress making game is really cute! Why does it make my CPU jump up to 91 degrees Celsius 001
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here's what I've been up to the last few weeks. I never made a dress before but I think it turned out pretty good! #rosalina #cosplay 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ever since I was a lad it's always been my dream to forge a signature blade in my signature style which meets the following parameters: 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you don't invent the Mash Man and put him in the same lineup as Dracula and Frankenstein and all of them you are leaving money on the table 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you are with a beans baby and they say ooh the sun is too bright you need to either destroy the sun or build them a dark little hidey hole 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Excuse me where is the sommelier? Me and my buddy are looking for a wine that Miss Bellemonte is gonna like" #art #comic 010
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You think you're the sandman but you're more honk than shoo 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you hit Espeon with your car it's getting spread out over fifty feet of road. If you hit Umbreon with your car you have to buy a new car 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I commissioned @marsumbra.bsky.social to draw Miss Bellemonte and it turned out so good! Every time I look at it I wanna do a cartwheel 011
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When I went to the store today three teenagers walked up to me. They were laughing and saying Get a load of Jackson Pollock over here. Is that good 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Some of the most haunting melodies come from a Donkey Kong game and it's called Underwater Ape Antics 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Once you strip away all the music the Mega Man franchise is just a bunch of guys who grow to resent their father figures 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The best thing about the For You feed is that it actively punishes you for looking at too many posts. If you are the person responsible for the feed never ever change thatstatic.klipy.comJigglypuff PokemonAlt: Go away 100
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What the fuck you need a billion dollars for 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That's the drawer where I keep all my hairrrrrrrrr 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Classic Mega Man fuckin rip as functional video games. You gotta get into the nitty gritty to find shit wrong with them 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In space! Nobody can kiss you -Neil Degrasse Tyson 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna need a hit of dopamine in two or three weeks so I pay someone on the Internet to draw me a boob 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026 Duane and Brand0 is a modern-day Shakespearian tragedy 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In a recent interview Rosalina said "No, Peach and I aren't really sisters. We have sex with each other all the time" 010
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you went to the North Pole and blew a polar bear's head off I feel like most people would be pissed 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Tartar sauce is so fucking good dude. When are they gonna invent more foods to put it on 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Wild that there's a whole branch of fashwave nostalgia that's just worshiping a highly mythologized version of Tampa 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No rapper alive has ever attempted to rhyme Muriel with urinal probably because they don't rhyme 001
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Super important: if you're working on a project and halfway in you think it's turning out terrible, see it through to the end! I just finished a dress for the first time and it's too big in all the wrong places but now I know what to change for next time. And I had fun making it! 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The greatest chess player to ever do it joined the Mario Kart World server and I clowned on him 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Lost media preservation as a whole kinda sends me because while I understand the fear of our favorite works one day becoming inaccessible, it always manifests itself into shit called Grover Counts to 10 (1979) 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nothing hypes up a room of white boys more than hearing the words "The final minute barrier is about to be broken" 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Whenever I make macaroni I get to put pepper in it! 000
Reposted by THE BATTLE FACTORY >:)+EthosSketches+ COMMS OPEN @ethossketches.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Mesmer warmup 61296205
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I opened up the emojis button on my phone for the first time. What is an emoji kitchen. No keyboard I don't want to try out the emoji kitchen 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You are not "investing" 400 dollars into that top hat. You are going to wear it to the Charles Dickens themed soiree and nowhere else 000
THE BATTLE FACTORY >:) @royalrumpus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Who's ready to get followed by a bunch of film festival bots 000
