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Roxy Rocketeer

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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you don't have a 9 to 5 job, I highly recommend going to the movies while kids are at school. Blissssss.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just saw Resident Evil. Legit screamed in the theater several times
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uhpp -- my safe breakfast food, chicken chorizo and egg burritos, have finally become unsafe. I have no clue what to replace it with. This lasted SIX MONTHS. What even IS food?
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The word Cheetah comes from the Sanskrit word "spotted". THEY NAMED THAT CAT SPOT. I love humans sometimes.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ricotta cheese? Great. Cream cheese? Even better. Dubliner cheese?? Fantastic. Cottage cheese? HORRIBLE.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The HEB Candy Cups are so fucking good, I think I'm sending all 5 varieties to the family farm in Louisiana to convince them to move back to Houston.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need one of y'all to play Fields of Mistria with me and tell me which of the mods have the best couches
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I found my prescription sunglasses, just in time for Texas Summer Part 3!
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're no longer living in sin lol
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Husband and I just had a beer chugging contest in between a speed cleaning tournament. Middle-age changes you but not by much.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I finished Fields of Mistria (as much as one can complete, with a farming sim). I am empty. What do I *do* with my life now?? Answer: apparently reorganize my apartment. Which I have started at midnight. Smart move, as a chronically ill person.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ursula Vernon you beautiful twisted bastard. What Moves the Dead is fantastic. I literally couldn't put it down last night. Now I must sleep, and dream of mushrooms.
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
Has anyone told @mayor.nyc.gov about the #WPBL team the New York Heights yet? If not, hey Mayor Mamdani you should know that New York has a team in the inaugural league of women's pro baseball
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm starting my Gothic readathon early this year with What Moves the Dead, an Ursula Vernon retelling of the House of Usher.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme is a not unrealistic portrayal of the American legal system: slowly, in the court of public opinion first, over the course of years in lower courts second, hardly without politicians helping, and without actually giving justice to the victims of the precipitating event.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well....... I got officially married on 9/11 at my sister's pizza shop. I'm still saying 9/9.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm going to bed, wake me up when his administration is over
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: "Tossed the ratty old towels from your bachelor days. We have plenty good towels for us to use." Dre: "They're towels, they perform their intended purposes adequately." Me: "You deserve GOOD TOWELS." Dre: "You say that, but-" Me: "Nu uh. You subscribed to Married Life Plus. LET ME LOVE YOU."
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So the local justices of the peace are apparently having a conference 9/9 and are not officiating weddings that day. Luckily, my sister is already ordained and officiated at her best friend's wedding. This is smoother than I hoped for. Bing bang boom shackalacka.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We found a restaurant that serves Uyghur cuisine near our home!! I HAVE MISSED YOU UYGHUR NAAN AND HAND PULLED NOODLES!! It even lets you select vegetarian OR chicken egg rolls! They spell out what meat is in everything!
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of the symptoms of low iron anemia is the persistent feeling of cold, so I'm cuddled up with my fattest, comfortablest, softest kitty Dipper at night. She finds her job well suited to her.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everybody getting got except the Cheeto bastard, huh 😡
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
15 minutes ago I noticed I was starting to have a panic attack, and before I even started to roll away from my desk, I hear Dre call from the bedroom, "Are you okay? What's wrong?" Psychic, that man is. Anyway, laying down with ice water and cats now. It'll pass.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Omg with her favorite toy
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So apparently, when you damage your tongue enough, the healing process involves feeling it peel like a sunburn. Do not recommend.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A week of 100 degree weather and I'm dreaming of soup weather
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Pizza Mines been hell on Dre the past couple of weeks (call outs, oven out, etc), so he got up 3 hours early to clean our entire house and prep our breakfasts for the week before working 11 hours without a lunch break. If he wanted to, he would. But I wish they would hire more CSRs & chefs soon.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not saying I'm marrying a chef because of the perks, but I doesn't hurt. Random dinner takeout is definitely a plus.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rizzo, melting
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Going to the courthouse to file for the marriage license tomorrow! Should be official on 9/9.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sopranos, the Royal Jesters, and the topic of yearning reminded me and Dre that we're getting married in a couple weeks. Guess we need to figure that out the next couple of days.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The biggest cat gets "bullied" by the littlest cat and I have to tell her to stop yelling at her.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It is 74 degrees in my home, I have found all my cats, I have eaten gruyere grilled cheese, and played a disability friendly and engaging video game. I'm a simple creature. All is right with me.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I didn't think about how the squeeze tube of blueberry yogurt looks just like the cat treats until Soos ran up in my face
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apartment AC has been broken for 2 days, couldn't sleep last night, and they decide to test the fire alarm for an HOUR AND A HALF, so I spent an hour on the patio IN MY NIGHTGOWN. It's 98 degrees outside. Everything is MISERY and HUMILIATION.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dre is an excellent cat dad. Their coats are softer than angora rabbits. And that's including my Soos who has an allergy that affects his skin. I'm marrying that person next month if for no other reason than that. 🥹
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just thinking about fat Jessica Rabbit. I shared these a while ago on the other place.
An illustration of Jessica Rabbit if she was fat. She is singing seductively into a leaning, old fashioned microphone. One hand cradles the microphone while the other rests on her naked thigh, exposed by the slit in her dress. Her red dress sparkles and shimmers and there are also sparkles in the air around her.An illustration of Jessica Rabbit if she was fat. She is leaning seductively against a piano, her palms flat on it's surface. Her thigh is exposed by the slit in her dress and her breasts are overflowing from her top. She is giving the viewer a knowing look. Her red dress sparkles and there are also sparkles in the air around her.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You will never know the love I felt the past few hours from my cats after I got home from 13 days in a hospital.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THEY CHANGED THEIR MINDS I'M BEING DISCHARGED
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ok so I didn't just "bite my tongue", in actuality I almost BIT MY TONGUE OFF. 12 days later I can feel the piercing still.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I need someone to come break into the hospital and sneak some food, I will pay you in cute cat pics
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Still here *sigh* August is sucking dick
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trying to eat a low carb, no pork, no beef, no milk, no gelatin diet in a Texas hospital is ... A challenge. GOD I'm ready to go home.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't know how to say this, but I spent a week without consciousness due to new seizures, mini strokes, and panic attacks. Good news is, no heart attacks. Bad news, now I've got a series of doc appts to investigate illness, the new meds make me dizzy, & I bit off part of my tongue.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Health update: I had a seizure, a stroke, I bit the fuck out of my tongue, I have incurable blood cancer (essential thrombocytosis), 10 year prognosis (or more). I don't remember the past week. I'm home.
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Now the dishwasher broke. We use it for the sanitation, we wash off food from the dishes first in the sink and - AAAAHHH we just resigned the lease MONDAY
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
AC is fixed Brain still scrambled
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
AC IS STILL OUT AM GRILLED
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
-_- AC is out
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Roxy Rocketeer @roxyrocketeer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think I've cultivated a particularly creative group of friends to the point that I genuinely don't understand what people do with their time and mind without art. What do people do? My fiancee says he doesn't understand art, but he makes recipes, so I don't think that counts.
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