🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 18/03/2025You're a midwife? Ok cool I'm an amazing wife but that's fine 021
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Went to the doctor's for back pain and she put her finger up my bum and said I was "very receptive" 030
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Opening a cafe specialising in cheese pastas and catering only to cartographers called Maparoni and Streets 010
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I work in medical publications and I've just been given someone's work who has written "respectfully" every time they meant "respectively" and it's actually so cute lmaooo like "12.4% and 7.2%, respectfully" 130
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Saw Nosferatu last night and I fear he's another queer icon like the babadook. Fresh set acrylics and YMCA moustache ok girllll 010
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Taking down the patriarchy at work by only using pink highlights in all my documents 110
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Every Monday is Blue Monday if you're depressed enough! 110
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 11/01/2025When someone else has the same birthday as me it's like. Why are you doing that 010
Reposted by 🌶️It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/01/2025*someone's stupid post goes viral* Me: This is the opposite of a meritocracy *my stupid post goes viral* Me: Finally, recognition for my genius 669966
Reposted by 🌶️mak ⋆ ˚｡⋆ @agedginger.bsky.social · 04/01/2025oh, my new years resolution? ha ha, well.. let’s just say, it’s to finally be a normal person 1162
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I'm excited for my birthday party because my different friend groups will be there so all my personalities will come out and I can finally be a whole person 130
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 03/01/2025As a corporation, you should not be emailing me. This applies also to my job 020
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Not to linkedin on main but I've achieved a lot this year that I am proud of like graduating from my PhD, getting a new job, buying a flat, cutting ties with my family 020
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Everyone has a baby which is sooo insane because we are only 15 030
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 27/12/2024We moved recently and it's united my cats in a beautiful way bc tonight they both came for cuddles and held each other's hand 050
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Been sending my coworkers some memes but I don't think I can jump right into unhinged stuff but also don't want them to think I have coworker humour omg the struggle 350
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I accidentally hit my thumb with a hammer and it actually swelled up and internally bruised like wtf cartoon ass thumb 140
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Someone on my insta just posted pics from a Christmas ceilidh and captioned it "cei-SLEIGH" and I just had to get it off my chest that SLEIGH-lidh was literally right there 151
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 14/12/2024What's everyone watching I want a series that is light-hearted and good that I haven't seen 220
Reposted by 🌶️Bloom @bloomukmusic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Hello 👋 I'm Bloom. I make electronic music and have a really funny girlfriend @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social Twitter was absolutely shit so glad to be here 🙏🌸 If you like electronic music and finding new artists then come along for the ride into starting a music career ✈️✈️ 031
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 12/12/2024(me whenever I use my phone) wow this is just like black mirror 010
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 11/12/2024open.spotify.com/track/1YJnAl...open.spotify.comDon't Wanna 010
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Are you guys regularly walking your water bottles? Mine won't stay on it's leash 020
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Luigi Mangione sounds like a name JK Rowling would give to an Italian character who was on the run 020
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 09/12/2024If you see this pls give me your opinion help me plz I've made 2 polls and they all have all ended in basically a 25% split (also this app needs a polling function) What dress should I wear for my bday 410
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Why is it so embarrassing to ask someone to move out of your seat on the train like sorry I have been planning to sit here for months 020
🌶️ @roxxycleopatra.bsky.social · 06/12/2024(extremely youth pastor voice) you know, barry keoghan isn't the only man who betrayed a carpenter 020
