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Ozma

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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Picture of Eva Marie Saint in striped dress showing profile
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Random phone photo
SUPERMAN'S FATHER played by Marlon Brando in a white shirt
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't a man love bronzer?
Aaron Sorkin at event looking very very very tan with a beatiful woman who has apparently not been in the sun as much as Aaron Sorkin.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know, right? He says ‘center based care’—what does he think middle and working class people can afford. Nannies? LOL.
chart showing 54% of women married with kids work full time and 56% unmarried with kids work full time
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chart that shows 56% of women unmarried with kids work and 54% of women married with kids work.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am somehow getting better at this game.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forever relevant.
Yertle the Turtle pile of turtles
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a real cup. I will always regret not buying it.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pamphlet Cover—Title” Did I just Argue with a Joke?”
White middle aged man with beard is looking into mirror with serious expression.
Subtitle: Part of a Bluesky Educational Series
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hypothetically speaking if all the bad people had to die so the good people could live I would first try to figure out whether I was bad or good before making a decision.
4 panel
1. Blue man and red man wake up blue man says zzz what where am i?
2. red man says you're in the trolley problem
3. rich man seen holding lever --off panel blue man says I thought I would be the one holding the lever
4. Red man says 'no, that's someone else.'
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What I want to know about the dikdik is: Are the eyes some kind of evolutionary development where the predator is like ‘wait, this thing is too cute to eat’?
Picture of a dikdik
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not my fish! I just like him.
puffer fish
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For American Labor Day, drop an EVIL BOSS.
Gregory Peck as Captain Ahab in Moby Dick
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Very sweet striped kitty
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
cat looking out window
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How cute was Dolly Parton?
Dolly Parton at age 12–with the same kind of smile that goes right to her eyes and short hair and striped shirt
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I doubt the class is on artifacts but this kind of hot take would make us ignorant of everything in human civilization. Thinking about what humans make and do must happen or we know nothing about ourselves. We have to ignore the quest for ignorance this man is on. He is free to seek total ignorance.
Ancient fertility statue of naked woman
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dinner of champions
hot dog red bull
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
See the beauty!
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Janice the muppet is under-appreciated.
Janice the hippie muppet playing guitar
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Title: Depression hits losers hardest
Pie chart--why are losers depressed
16% have no life
44% are total blank losers
28% can't do anything right
12% everybody hates them
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I rarely laugh anymore at the absurdity of these people because things have are much too grim lately but this is completely hilarious. Ha ha ha. So desperate they will violate all their misogynist principles because they don’t know what else to say—wow! Should we give the number to Gender Studies?
Meme: Person dials a cell phone in first frame and over it it says ‘gender studies.’ Next frame is them talking on the phone.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They also did the ‘we should improve society somewhat’
peasant carrying bundle says ‘we should improve society somewhat’
man coming from well says ‘yet you participate in society, curious! I am very intelligent.’
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Picture of wending in the shining smoking a cigarette with text “I’m haing on like the ash from Wendy’s cigareet in ‘The Shining’”
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Overused I guess but it is useful. PEOPLE WHINING ABOUT WOKE NEVER TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL 'WOKE' IS. Anything sketchy they find as examples are socially common behaviors (snide criticism, e.g.) which can have any content. But 'woke' IS about content for them, right? So WHAT IS ITS CONTENT?
Book with boy fixing car titled "Everything I don't like is WOKE: A Book for Basic Dickheads' and boy points to engine saying 'this engine is woke'
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Purring kitty.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In case people do not know this great poem by Nael.
The Tiger by Nael, Age 6 From “They’re Singing a Song in Their Rocket”
The tiger
He destroyed his cage.
Yes.
YES
The tiger is out.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
But I am also leaning towards this:
Bumper sticker 'my cat is a federal informant' with white kitty who looks likebit's on drugs
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think we should do Sexy Marble Sundays.
Abstract piece of marble that is somehow sexy.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My 'rescue kitty' *rescued from another family who would have been equally besotted with him.
Striped kitty looking out from kitty house.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Feeling kind of bad for the guy my brother told me about who kept shorting Tesla because he thought ‘people can’t be THAT stupid can they?’ Then stopped after a few years because he realized ‘oh, they ARE.’
Image from NASDAC Tesla TSLA down 11% and 4.92% on NASDAQ at close.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Easy to steal in the chaos they create. We never found out where those billions went to in Iraq either did we? The pallets of cash.
Where is Venezuelas oil money? Screenshot from FT asking about a missin 13 bn after US was supposed to 'hild' and 'manage' it but text is too small for me to so I cannot transcribe it.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There is just no way you cannot cheer for Spain once you have seen this picture.
Lamine Yamal with his cute brother  holding a trophy
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
510 BC or thereabouts (from Getty)
Ancient  Greek vase with African woman and European woman conjoinedAncient Greek vase with African warrior
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
pbs.twimg.com/media/HNci7c...
Laura Rozen tweet: The abuse the ex wife of the Maine ICE agent details in the NPR interview is horrifying including a 2022 police report of throwing his 13 year old daughter through a coffee table, a voice from last year saying her throat should be cut, and pulling a gun on her in the shower. She questions if ICE runs even a basic background check on recruits.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes I wonder if too much reading of the Bible as a child is how I came to view riches as a sin but it of course could have been all those viewings of Gilligan's Island. Maybe this is also why I became a professor.
Gilligan's Island still with Thurston Howell III in a hat with a cigarette
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Picture of Gulf of Belgium (formerly named Gulf of Mexico)
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no this infuriates me on so many levels --goddamnit's so hard not to say something. Going outside to hop like Yosemite Sam
Jon Lovett saying only perfect candidates off the Harvarf Law conveyor belt all boxes checked well liked and humble absolutely no connection to having a body except severe IBS vomunteered in a soup kitchen etc.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sniper cat--cat looking thru gun sight top panel
Cat crying bottom panel
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Can I get my cat an apple watch? In case he wants to call us.
Orange tabby sleeping on back
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Rif on meme ‘Born to Die’ 
Line drawing of duck
Words: “Born to Swim
Wold is a Duck
Bite Em all 1989
I am quack man
410,757,864,530 BREAD CRUMBS
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My kitty would NEVER start a podcast. He's a blogger through and through.
Orange tabby on lighted up keyboard
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It surprises me I cannot find anyone with a sea monket tat online. Almost anything you can think of ends up as a tattoo nowadays.
Sea Monkey ad often found in comics. A family of shrimp like creatures next to a purple castle--father, mother, and child.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There's money to be made in terror and slaughter.
Chart showing rise in US stocks since begining of US Iran War
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Too dated for you youngsters out there
Mr. Howell Gilligan’s Island
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh but I already knew Earth Wind and Fire wore amazing clothes! LOOK AT THEM.
Earth Wind and Fire wearing amazing outfits like green on the top jumpsuits with purple legs and knee high gold boots with breeches and silky orange capes and pathwork orange and purple harem pants
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This has to be one of the truest and most helpful tweets of all times. But I don’t think Twitter is the only place. It has to happen offline, right? I’ve caught myself doing it in life though maybe not with super well-articulated sentences.
COOLEE BRAVO tweet
Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences get misinterpreted.
You can say ‘I like pancakes’ and somebody will say ‘so you hate waffles’? 
No bitch. Dat’s a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Everybody knows about this comic right? “Femforce!“ I have one but never had a regular source follow it.
Femforce cover by AC comics
Three superheroes fight a t rex in a jungle—one sings on a vine, the other shoots lasers, one climbs a tree, one brings a big log
Top line says Ms Victory Niteveil, Shecat, Tara
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Ozma @rowyourbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't sleep on Yertle the Turtle or the Butter Battle Book!
Stack of turtles from Dr. Seuss Yertle the Turtle
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