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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 13h

Yes. Those eggs aren't powdered, pal.

rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 22h

@pitt-the-younger.bsky.social I reckon you could get a gig with these guys. Almost. Perhaps get them a bit pissed up first?

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Before announcing missile shields and things like that, let's try something simpler like 3rd runways at airports, or a high speed railway line...

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I was at the house of the person with the lunatic neighbour (last week) just now. I took precautions to record him and document the expected interaction. Nothing happened. Hopefully the cunt is dead.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fuck me. No. £21.76 for this and the AI cover art looks more like Barry Gibb.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Morons on the radio last night criticising the 'ULEZ bombers' supposedly harsh sentence. Ok, so the way I see it is the sentence is not a deterrent to others, but a deterrent to the original bomber, hence its longevity. The man isn't a murderer but he isnt a murderer YET. Much was made about how

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Finished my last ever night shift last night. I drove past the flat of the lunatic who was shouting obscenities as I did my job at his neighbours the previous Sunday. Because of the apparent noise. I put the panic alarm on and slowed to 10mph. Right under his windows. Twice. Have some of that.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've been amusing myself watching who wants to be a millionaire on YouTube. There are so many people that go out oh the first question, or otherwise go home with nothing. Its brilliantly cruelly funny.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's my eldest birthday tomorrow. She keeps talking about a car. Keep talking.

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh dear - with far fewer small boat crossings, what will Nigel Farage do with his time? Perhaps more Cameo videos, another sponsored speech to US fascists, sell more gold bullion? Possibly Attend Parliamentary debates, organise Clacton constituency surgeries? Never! meme via Karyn Vale

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ive eaten a tin of tuna each day since Sunday. I am attempting to repair my damaged muscles. I think its working.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Found a whole new level of stupid on Tiktok with people who believe the world is somehow flat. I didn't actually think anyone could be more obnoxiously ignorant of the facts from what I've seen already but there they all are. They all accept other planets are globes. I don't get it.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nobody 9000 miles away gives a fuck about, or has even heard of Mitch McConnell. We have our own conspiracy theories.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At last! A sensible and aptly named Hurricane! Hurricane Polo. Looking forwards to Hurricanes fruit loop, coconut ring, and giant inflatable tyre!

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Had an argument with the wife a few days ago. I wasn't happy. But then I remembered all the times she's been there for me. When I've been at my lowest and most desperate. And she remembered how supportive I was when she needed me. We both remembered. People should try to remember more.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Amazon music refusing to play certain tracks cos they have 'fuck'in them, but has no problems with playing Guns & Rose's Rocket Queen with actual real shagging noises in it. 😂

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wish Deborah Meaden would just buy a pair of fucking glasses. #dragonsden

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Peter Jones probably should've said carping yourself. #dragonsden

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Now...food hygiene ratings have to be displayed in shop windows. But they don't on your flyers. So if you haven't scored the maximum possible rating... Why in the name of FUCKERY would you display what you have acheived?

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oops. It was my mum's (RIP) birthday on the 17th and I usually do something and I didn't. It is quite tempting however to forego her favourite charity this year and donate to the RNLI

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Walked 18,000 steps today and covered 12 miles. Its great but, I'm now having to Sudocrem the insides of my thighs where my jeans rubbed. TMI? Its alright nobody is listening.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Aren't Tiktok livestreams brilliant? I've been kicked out of three in ten minutes. This was the last one. Some domestic thing in Scotland. Miserable bastards.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I always have nightmares featuring my youngest daughter. I had one last night so intense it made me cry. I don't mind admitting it. She's everything to me. Wish I didn't have the dreams. They are SO common though- I wonder if there is a therapy?

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How come no Russian fighter or helicopter pilots have defected? I would.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Why is sex sometimes clinically referred to as penetration? Surely that is only technically right the first time? Aren't I just letting myself in?

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just went full Mr Logic (out of Viz) on a friend of mine when he said to put 'millions of them' in my place of work (finer details omitted) I worked out to do so at £1.37 a packet would cost £27,400 He hasn't responded.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I regularly tell the wife that I'm going to 'massage her energy centres' in a West-Country accent. I omit the next part; 'And whack-off on your cleavage' For taste and decency. Does anyone else remember the Harry Enfield character? I'm lucky she does.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What a fucking con Kindle is. My paperwhite is 5th generation. Apparently we are now on generation 12. It is unsupported. It otherwise works perfectly fine. This is the e-waste problem. This type of thing is what is killing the environment. Ill finish what is on it, and then never buy another.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nothing tops the sense of failure (for me) when you take a shit in your own house, and neglect to check the paper stocks. Don't take things for granted. I had to gingerly shuffle upstairs like an embarrassed toddler.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@christinamartin.bsky.social Just to let you know I REALLY am trying to take advantage of your 99p Kindle deal, but my Kindle is being a dickhead.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Started open university again for the year. As usual there is a link that doesn't work. Other than that I'm already four weeks in front.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A road has been shut running alongside my house due to a water leak (that has been leaking at least 10 days) Its PROPERLY shut too. I just know someone will be along soon moving all the cones and stuff in the entitled way they always do.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My wife booked next year's holiday today. In secret. I don't know where we are going or from which airport. I've been instructed not to guess. So I'm writing 'Italy' on a piece of paper and putting it in the drawer. I think Rome probably. Or Malta. She knows I want to go to either. ❤️❤️❤️

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Imagine the apocalypse happened and the only surviving items were a Wonka chocolate bar and a VHS of Charlie and the chocolate factory. A thousand years pass or more, and survivor descendants are convinced chocolate used to be mass produced by little orange people with green hair.

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm a 99p Kindle weekly deal. Tell all your non dead friends! www.amazon.co.uk/Get-Ahead-Be...

Red background. Kindle with Get Ahead of Being Dead on the screen. Only 99p on Kindle. 14-20 Sept.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fuck off Wendy. That was ages ago. The truth is I don't 'know' as I'm not a treeologist. But I know what I've read. Find your own fucking sources.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I wish Putin would admit that his forces probably never wanted to fight Ukraine to begin with, and sure as hell don't want to now all their equipment is fucked. For me it's the equivalent of England going to war with Scotland. I don't want to fight my family, friends, ancestors etc.

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Yes. Do not do this. Please. Thank you. SUPPORT THE RNLI - rebrand.ly/imvl9mb EDIT: I’m also told that the following address is valid. Freepost Plus RUHS-YGAJ-TKBL Reform UK Millbank Tower 21- 24 Millbank LONDON SW1P 4QP via Simon Harris

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I really miss my old house. I had no neighbours. My new neighbours aren't the problem. The problem is them hearing me call the duvet I'm trying to peg out a 'motherfuckingcuntduvetcunt'

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I texted a number yesterday on a poster of a missing cat. I saw a tabby fitting the description in the opposite road to the poster. I hope they found her. I have a soft spot for cats you see. I like their attitudes.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I went out on the piss Tuesday. That's TUESDAY. T-U-E-S-D-A-Y. I'm still fucked.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Its a little known fact, but Sepultura's popular song 'Roots' is actually about the perils of Japanese knotweed.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Well, I've joined Tiktok. Meh. That's what y'all should be concerned about perpetuating the need for data centres. Not AI imagery. Load of bollocks featuring people I don't give a fuck about.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My new sofa has just arrived. ANOTHER place for me to park my lazy arse. Yes, I have four areas for 'reception' of people.

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rottertron.bsky.social @rottertron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I like YouTube. I like AI (for some applications) What I don't like is AI narration on YouTube videos. I especially hate it when I'm enjoying a video, and a simple word is mispronounced- AI.

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